Friday, April 27, 2012

Happy Arbor Day!

Crap, fuggin' Google didn't remind me.
Got this in under the wire.

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Sunday, April 22, 2012

Happy Earth Day!!

You're the whole planet, and you get one friggin' day?

....and I thought womankind got ripped off....

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Friday, April 20, 2012

Happy 4/20!

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Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Happy (really belated) 25th Birthday, Evil Dead 2!!

Yeah, it was March 14th, sorry 'bout that folks.
Well, my one for Evil Dead 1 was about as late...

Previous ED milestones...

30 years of ED 1.
24 years of ED 2.
Halloween 2011, "I love the EeeDees!!".

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Other crap.

Added "Life Is Just Awful", and "Life Is Just Lovely", to Archives.

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Happy (belated) Tax Day!

Didja forget? Are ya goin' ta jail?
Or, are ya just plain bleedin' from the assole?

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Monday, April 16, 2012

Life Is Just Lovely.

Stuff that totally didn't/doesn't suck. :)

Harry Hembock.

Happy memories.


Miscellaneous hopeful type rants.

Things that don't give me nightmares.

Go back to the prequel...

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Friday, April 13, 2012

Friday The 13th Part 2!

Yeah, two of 'em this year!

The other one.

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Tuesday, April 10, 2012

The Millennium Trilogy.

Updated from here...

The films-

Just excellent.

Lisbeth Salander is a character for the ages next to the likes of Hannibal, and Captain Kirk, and Harry Potter.
Instant pop-culture figure.

Finally, a post-Hannibal detective thriller with edge, and balls, and teeth.
Why do we have to wait so long in between?

Yes, I loved these.
I've seen the Fincher remake of "Dragon", and that immediately made me want to see how it ended, so I snapped up the Swedish original, and the 2 sequels.

I'm in bliss to own them.

The Fincher remake is pretty decent, but I prefer the Swedish one just a tad more.
I like their Lisbeth better.
But, that's a matter of taste.
Neo-Lisbeth was also neo-Nancy in the NOES Remake.
Maybe I'm just having trouble forgiving...

Anyway...the films...

Dragon Tattoo-

Everything above.

Played With Fire-

First one is just a tad better, and mostly due to that you can't recapture the magic of the moment of discovering these characters for the first time.

The ending, and the lesbian scene more than make up for it though...

Eat shit, "Basic Instinct".

Kicked The Hornet's Nest-

"Return Of The Jedi", syndrome, it's mostly for tying up the loose ends of "Fire".
Still great though.
Still makes most other movies out there right now look like fucking baby food.

The history-

I was apprehensive, I don't like bandwagons, and I don't like critics, so...things everyone loves tend to send up red flags for me.

Everyone loved "Titanic", and "Blair Witch Project",  and "Pretty Woman", y'know?

I proceed with caution.

Nope, this is one of the exceptions, it's worthy.
Even so...calm the fuck DOWN, critics!

Man, I know you people suffer through avalanches of mediocrity in your cruddy jobs, but that doesn't mean when a good/great flick comes that it literally fell from Heaven.

No, fuck that, it should always be as good as TGWTDT, it should always be as good as the Hannibals, it should always be as good as Kubric, it's not a supernatural unattainable thing, people are just allowed to get away with slacking the fuck off.

"Duhr, thadth duth thuh way thingth are! Hurr!".
Fuck off.
Get your act together, culture.
Do it now.
*Snaps fingers*

Aaanyho, run to Amazon, and snap up those Swedish originals, they're hella cheap.

...and don't buy the hardcover novels at a paper bookstore, you'll need a loan..:P

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Sunday, April 8, 2012

Happy Easter Rabbit Hooray!

(Stupid embed blocking, mumble, grumble)

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Thursday, April 5, 2012

Happy First Contact Day!

On this day, in 2063, is allegedly when the Vulcans will arrive, and set in motion the whole Star Trek universe. up your DVDs, I guess..

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Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Life Is Just Awful.

This seemed important to tell people for some reason...
Probably because I find it fucking hilarious....

General cultural criticism.

Slogan Series


Postcards From Podsville

Shrieks From The Wall Of Meat (Stuff not in other lists)

"There's Nothing To Know"- The Collection

More" There's Nothing To Know", The Collection

The Snark Collection



Continue on to the sequel...

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Sunday, April 1, 2012

G.I. Joe Memorial Day.

Yes, as mentioned last year, on this day, in 1985, G.I. Joe died, not as a result of terrorist actions taken by the COBRA organization, but from...*chokes up*...badly refrigerated clams...

Their stomachs caved in....their....stomachs....caved in...*wipes eye*.

So, let's all remember our brave fighting men and women, with stories and song, the way they'd want to be remembered.

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