Friday, November 27, 2015

Big Winter Movies (Part 2).

And it's....

Creed (2015)

Franchise recap.

Speed review.
I dug it.
A lot.
Possibly moreso than "Rocky Balboa".

  • This easily hoses the stink of "Fantastic Four", off of Michael B. Jordan.
  • Mark my words, there's an Oscar in his future.
  • Best since the original.
  • It'll try to make you bawl. 
  • The cinema was mobbed, but my theater wasn't.
  • There was a larger hoard than usual, but I could still find a seat, and there were no assholes.
  • I hit every single green light coming home.
  • A knucklehead going the unreasonable unenforced speed limit on my street made me pay for it though, so I had to put-put along like an old lady all the way to my driveway.

You don't need to have seen 1-6 to enjoy this one, but it'll enhance your enjoyment if you get the little references.

Overall, I'd say go see it.
You'll enjoy yourself.

Up next: The Force motherfucking AWAKENS!!!!!

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Some majorly overdue Paladin pics.

Dammit got caught up in other chapters, and then preparations for Halloween rolled around, and...dammit.


(From season 2, chapter 15)

Offal and Avian Louse.

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Thursday, November 26, 2015

Thanksgiving the 6th!

Here's the first 5.

And as for that pic, look at that with a critical eye. You've got two birds practicing cannibalism, an obligate herbivore eating flesh, and two carnivores who'd rather eat the live birds and herbivore.

And look at the crazed ravenous look on their faces.

That's some "Night Of The Living Dead", level fucked up.
I love it.

Wow, can't believe it's been a year since the first Force Awakens teaser.
That's coming out next month!

No superhero news shit like last year.
The all-purpose superhero/SF thread is taking care of that.

Now, I need to get back to wolfing down pie.

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Friday, November 13, 2015

Friday The 13th part 9-10 (2015)

I finally retroactively know where I'm going with these.
It's the path towards part 13.
Friday The 13th The 13th comes out January 13th, 2017.
In between then and now is just one more, May 13th, 2016.
So, there's not enough, I've gotta double up, and do 9-10 now, 11-12 next year.

Hmm, what are they going to do after 13?
Start over, I guess.
And that's what I'll do.
The new game will be how many Friday The 13ths until each new flick after that.

Anyhoo, as usual here's "I REDO the Jasons", again.
And what the hey, here's "The Final Girls".

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Sunday, November 1, 2015

Big Winter Movies (Part 1).

Big winter 2015 movie preview.
Part 0 (HC3)

Here we go, it begins.

Ash vs Evil Dead (2015)

All right, so here's how I'll handle this one.
The series has premiered, so every Sunday, I'll review the latest episode down in the comments thread.

Then, when all 10 are out, I'll do a full series review, and that will be the one I retro-link back to "80's Slashers", and give all the bells and whistles.

And we begin with episode one...

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Saturday, October 31, 2015

Halloween Part 5: Back In Orange!

We did it, gang!
The fifth orbit around the sun back to this celestial spot in the cosmos.
And we managed not to croak.
If you're seeing this, you're alive!

I don't know about you, but it feels like 5 years.
So here they are.

And, here's this year's compilation...

Y'know....I think this has been my favorite one of these yet.
It just might be the best.
*Gets misty*

Song time!

And, as always...

Merry Deathmas!
And a happy new candy! :-D

Next year, Witch's Brew.

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Friday, October 30, 2015

Obituaries, 2015.

Yeah, I feel like an asshole, we had a lot of famous deaths this year, and I didn't keep up on them as good as I should have.

I did Christopher Lee, and Wes Craven, and put them into "Masters Of Horror 2".

And, I did Leonard Nimoy, and Harve Bennett.

But, I didn't do a shitload of others, including Rowdy Roddy Piper, and that's the one that really bugs me for some reason.
'Bout all I had was this quickie "They Live", review (13th one down).

But, thankfully, Hyla did a much better job on his, and he's given me permission to link.


And also...


...for Roddy Piper, and...


...for Christopher Lee.

So, there, read those.
I second all of that.

Thanks, Hyla. :-)

Tomorrow, Halloween.

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