Monday, July 27, 2015

The shit on my walls (Part 17).

Part 16.

More Jade-Shade...

A mosaic of Avian Louse, Excruciationizer, and Streetsweepers.

From here, and here.

Replaces Swamp Thing.

Mosaic of Streetsweepers, Shmegalamonga gang, JS & Chokie on patrol and Sigma-Max.

From here.

Replaces Ambush Bug.

Much better!

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Some overdue Paladin pics.

Bunch of these...

Avian Louse, as introduced in Season 2, Chapter 8.

Sigma-Max, as introduced in Season 2, Chapter 6.

Dr. Herbert, Chokie, and unmasked Dusty with Omneron hovering above.

I totally picture that as the VHS cover of the QD movie.
(Especially if it were colored in, hint, hint. ;-))

Shmegalamonga characters.

Front to back, left to right-
Harry Hembock, Chokecherry, Jade-Shade, Ms. Electrode, Spruce, Deathgrasp, Dr. Herbert, Zoria Bacillus, Commander Continuum, The Bishop, Blood Orange.

The Streetsweepers.

From left to right-
Sigma-Max, Blood Orange, Excruciationizer, Zoria Bacillus, Chokecherry, Jade-Shade, Dr. Herbert, Commander Continuum, Purple Pepper, Omneron, Eidolon.

Jadie & Chokie on patrol.

Great pose.

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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

QD:Season 2, Chapter 8. (Jade Shade meets Avian Louse)


Hank Stockard sat out on his porch in a rocking chair reading the latest issue of Gnat Hero Komix.

Across the street, his neighbor, Karen Stevens, started smashing her husband's shitty pickup truck.

He heard a woman who wasn't Karen mumble "attagirl", and a car drove off.

"I gotta get outta this miserable shitty town", he grumbled, as he concentrated harder on his comic.
Then, the two thoughts intersected, and inspiration struck.


JS, Commander Continuum, Excruciationizer, Sigma-Max, and Bog-Gob were on the road.

Commander's truck was getting too packed, so they had taken the wooded path back to the Den Of Seclusion house, and gotten Dr. Herbert's van.

"Hey, pull over at the next gas station, I've had this damned costume on all day, and I have to piss like a racehorse", said Boggy.

Meanwhile, at the next gas station....

Avian Louse was a man in an insect costume.
Said costume was a head to toe skin tight outfit in bright orange, with a dark brown body armor covering his torso and pelvis and segmented at the waist.

The mask of the outfit covered up his whole face except holes for the eyes, nostrils, and mouth, and over the eyes where goggles the same dark brown shade as the chest armor.
Short 6 inch antennae broken up into triangular segments and bent backward like a slicked back hairdo stuck up from the top of the goggles, and were the same orange as the non armored parts of the suit.
Over his hands, on top of the gloves of the suit, were leather gloves the same color as the chestplate and goggles, with the fingers cut off, and holes in the knuckles.

Avian Louse was sitting in an old photo booth, and his pictures had just developed.

He pulled open the door flap, stuck out his head, poked it around the corner, and grinned at the pictures popping out of the slot.

A plaque above the picture slot said "4 for a dollar".

Just then, JS and his new recruits pulled up in Dr. H's van.

Bog-Gob leapt out and startled Avian Louse.

Bog-Gob had his arms behind him holding onto the doorway of the van, and was similarly stunned to see Avian Louse.

Avian Louse leaned against the photo booth, his right hand touching the booth for stability, his left hand clutching his chest.

This pose lasted a split second, and both quickly recovered.

Avian Louse disappeared in a puff of smoke, and re-appeared behind Bog-Gob, tapped his shoulder, and disappeared again.

Boggy just said "screw this noise, I gotta piss", and ran to the bathroom.

Avian Louse re-appeared where he had been standing.

JS and the rest piled out of the van.

"How did you do that!?", JS demanded.

"Who's asking?", Avian asked.

"The Jade-Shade", JS said.

"Oh, shit, you're the dude from that blog! I've been reading about you!".

JS fidgeted.

"Gotta say, that chapter describing Lentilville was awfully angry and bitter, and the one where you first meet Chokecherry was awkward and clunky as Hell, and that one with the Funster got way too dark for my tastes. Lotta jarring tone shifts. Your writer really sucks".

JS shook his head, and said "yeah, that stuff's pretty bad, it's hurting my image, I've really gotta get around to killing that guy someday".

Avian Louse disappeared and re-appeared a few more times before saying "holograms and smoke pellets, if you really wanna know. I'm Avian Louse by the way".

"Like...the lice on birds? Odd choice", JS retorted.

"Whaddya mean? It's perfect! A bird louse is a parasite, but it hitches a ride, and flies up above everyone. All the presidents and dictators, and CEOs. It totally throws a monkey wrench in all variants of conservative Social Darwinist bullshit. I'm all about that!", Avian said proudly while pointing to himself with a thumb.

"Can I take it you're auditioning for the team?", JS asked casually.

"Hells yeah!!".

"You're hired".

Avian started shaking everyone's hands and receiving introductions.

Boggy came out of the restroom adjusting his outfit, and wondering what the hell had just transpired.

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Friday, July 17, 2015

Big Summer Movies Part 3. (Part 7)

And it's finally...

Ant-Man (2015)

Let's re-recap phase 2, since this is the proper end to it.

The rundown.
  • I went opening day for a change. The crowd wasn't too bad either.
  • Got my usual seat. :)
  • Screw the behind the scenes drama, this came out excellent.
  • This was easily the most fun of the two Marvel summer movies.
  • I'd put this right up there with "Guardians Of The Galaxy".
  • Stay after the credits, you get two stingers this time, and they're fucking great.
  • Lotta juicy Easter eggs, but I can't spoil 'em.

Same overall dynamic between this and "Ultron", as "Winter Soldier", and "Guardians", one was the bigger beefier epic, the other was the fun one.

Go see it.

So, that was Phase 2.
Phase 3 starts with "Captain America: Civil War" which is Avengers 2.5 in all but name.
See you next year for that one.

Next time, Fantastic Four, then the summer recap, then after that, the winter movies.

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Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Big winter 2015 movie preview.

Dammit, stuff keeps expanding the list, so it needed to be tossed into an update.

Ash vs Evil Dead (2015)

Evil Dead 4.
5 if you count the remake.
I count it as a 5 hour movie cut up into chunks.
Comes out right on Halloween.

Ash vs. Evil Dead trailer.

Creed (2015)

Rocky 7.

Comes out November 25th.

Saw 6 in the theater, gotta see this one.

Creed trailer.

And, of course....

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

On December 18th.

The Force Awakens trailer.

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Friday, July 10, 2015

Happy 7th anniversary, Harry Hembock: Dark Designs!

This series isn't a dead dinosaur, there'll be some new business with it after Quantum Dissolve is done.
Stay tuned.

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Thursday, July 9, 2015

There Is No Jesse updates (part 3)

Okay two big changes, first of all, Mark Patton seems to have changed the title to "Scream, Queen!: My Nightmare On Elm Street".

Second, here's some official art, and I dunno if that's the final poster/DVD art, but it seems like it.

Could be a release announcement for this any day now.

Now, as always, the list...

And the books...

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