Something ELSE that pisses me off about liberals.

Well, first, to recap, here's the first dose of it.

But, here's one that's been cropping up more lately, and it's always annoyed me, and it must annoy someone else, probably conservatives, but I hope it annoys liberals too, because it's just plain lame human behavior.

Well, here it is.

This condescending myth of the noble savage.
The left is obsessed with it.
Especially these guilty fucking celebrities.

And they hang on to it with an iron fucking grip.
In the face of horrifying consequences.
Oh, MAN am I sick of this shit.

The most benign form of it, and it's still pretty fucking revolting, is you'll see these fucking rich white assholes go to a country of brown people, where they live in shit, and eat shit, and they're like these disaffected fucking tourists y'know, and are all like "ohhh aren't they CUTE? Aren't they CUTE rolling in shit, and eating shit?".

And then they'll join in on eating the shit, and be like "oh, their way of life is so NOBLE and this rat shit stew is so NOBLE, it's NOBLE shit, um num num! What noble shit! If only we could all eat some shit, because it's so NOBLE! Not like the evil corporation-y food we have to eat".

And then they go home, and suck down lattes, and shovel caviar into their stupid over privileged hypocrite guts.

Oh, MAN, it's is such a fucking LOAD!!

I agree with everything that's awful about conservatism, but being a liberal has subjected me to a relentless Niagra Falls gushing of this fucking shiiiit!!!

Don't you goofy fucking people get why that's so condescending?
Don't you get that you're infantilizing a whole culture of grown-ass adults?
Don't you see that that is um...RACIST?
As goddamned racist as the benign twits watching the Sambo step-n-fetchit shows, and going "ohh, isn't that CUTE? Look at that nigger jitterbug".
Don't you see that?
That's just flying right past ya, huh?
Sailing right overhead.
Tch....

It's a heartbeat away from "can I put this saddle on you, and ride you, Toby?".
I really think it is.

And it's not just brown people in these impoverished resource sparse countries, it's right at home.

The whole "noble savage", load of horseshit is how the hippies embraced the fucking Hell's Angels.
Racist, radical right wing, violent, stupid, assholes geeked on crank, and the flower children were like "derp! They're like us!".
And then fucking Altamont happened.

Dilholes.
And they haven't learned a fucking thing.
It marches on.
It's a myth that creates dupes and hypocrites, and it's really past its sell by date by now.
It reeks.
Toss it.

I think the very worst of it, and I faintly touched on it in the last liberal rant, is how...the scientific and intellectual community decided in the 70's and 80's not to take the stand against religion they've suddenly taken starting with Dawkins, because...white liberal guilt.
The cultures with the nastiest, destructive, repressive forms of religion, were also these brown cultures in dirthole countries that were getting pushed around by corporate imperialist assholes, so, if white neo-con imperialists were on this side of the playing field, that meant the other side of the playing field MUST be noble savages.
So, it was hands off, and bow your head.
And now, no more world trade center.
As we knew it, anyway.
So, yeah.
The US is on it's what, 4th war?
How many plates are we spinning?

No, it's not so benign.
This shit carves history.
And what a bloody fucking mess it is.

I don't know what the answer, or the alternative is, but I do know this condescending, crypto-racist limousine liberal shit hasn't done much if any good.

And I get it, I know where it mutates from, liberalism has that whole "plight of the downtrodden", thing at its core, and your hearts were in the right place...but your BRAINS, could you please boot those up?

First program to run after the bootup, learn from history, wouldja?
Huh?
Couldja?

At the very least, could someone smack Anthony Bourdain in the chops?
Can we start there?