Chuck E. Cheese is gambling!

*Sigh* another "concerned mother", sniffing for free cash and prizes, and a restriction on liberty...

Linky.

Look, lady, it's like this...

This is a rat-bastard Ferengi country.

Wall-Street at its core is a big casino, corporations at their core are mafioso fiefdoms.

Let's stop pretending its all fucking noble.
Can we?

Why shouldn't a child absorb the values they need to survive in this repulsive shithole?


And let 'em win a damned penny whistle, or an eraser, and have a brief twinkle of victory in their poor little hearts.
There's plenty of time for life to joylessly beat the shit out of them, and cram turds into their mouths.