Life Is Just Awful.

This seemed important to tell people for some reason...
Probably because I find it fucking hilarious....


General cultural criticism.

• Little Red Cars.
• Movie Rules.
• The Batshit Files.
• The brownie in TV dinners
• 3 Musketeers.
• Fuck Ebert.
• Diamonds are a scam.
• "Clean".

Slogan Series

• Meaningless Slogans
• 2- Advertising
• 3- "Elitism", more homespun bullshit.
• 4- Superstitions
• 5- "You hate America!!"
• 6- Why I don't dig video games anymore. 
• 7- Let's bring it all home.
• Shmegalamonga in review 

Innerspace

• Part 1- A Quickie Tour Of The Brain
• Part 2- The Descent Of Bullshit
• Part 3- Laughter, Our Natural Defense Against Bullshit
• The Crumple Shit
• On Weirdness

Postcards From Podsville

• On The Homeopathic Properties Of Blasphemy
• Homeopathic Faith- Addendum!
• Squabble Dubs (the Dr. Phil Rant)
• The Real World
• America's Incoherent Premises
• Luke & Laura (WTF was this shit?)
• Madonna can't sing.
• Chuck E. Cheese is gambling!
• The "Talk I wish..", series.
  

Shrieks From The Wall Of Meat (Stuff not in other lists)

• Intro.
• What I don't do- The Collection.
• Where I abandon "Shrieks..".

"There's Nothing To Know"- The Collection

• There's nothing to know.
• Part 2 - Fuckin'.
• Part 3 - Fuckin' 2: Love N' Romance.
• Part 4 - Fuckin' 3: Fuckin' Drama.
• Part 5 - Drugs and alcohol
• Part 6 - Transcendence.
• Part 7 - The ineffable.
• Part 8 - Cool.
• Part 9 - "it".
• Part 10 - "Being properly socialized".
• Part 11 - Being properly sociable.
• Part 12 - Miscellany.
• Part 12.5 - And remember...
• Part 12.75 - Fuck it.
• Part 13 - Fuck the whole damned ya-fuckin-hoo hoo-hah.
• Shrieks From The Wall #6

More" There's Nothing To Know", The Collection

• Ultimate Meaning
• The Vanity Parade
• Pussy Control (Fuckin' 4)
• Something Bigger Than Yourself
• Life is more interesting with...
• Noble
• The Greater Good
• "Feeding My Family!".
• The Feelings Barrier
• The Way Out

The Snark Collection

• Snarky thought of the day.
• Picking apart the "patriot", puddery
• Praising a good thing Reagan did, then urinating on Italy's dictator
• Fuck you, Greenspan.
• HCR meltdown. Your tears are delicious
• Psst, hey, Chinese... Tienanmen Square!!
• Snarky political comment of the day (celebrity edition!)
• Priorities, people!
• What culture war?
• Urkel watches strippers, or something.
• Snarky literary criticism of the day (toilet paper)
• The Legion Of Sociopaths
• What Pisses Me Off About Liberals
• Sayonara, Ronald!
• Same book, different covers
• Lumineers!!
• More of the same book
• Top Gun
• I know you are, but what am I?
• REALLY?!?!
• Price club bulk sized toilet paper.
• "Climategate" (still no apology)
• Human Centipede! (Okay, this turned out to be good, actually)
• Two Great anti-drug ads from the past (Hanna Barbara, and Pee-Wee)
• Dead at 21 (Worst...superhero...ever)
• Who the man? YOU the man! (fuuuck yooouu)
• Another ad from the awful 00's
• Happy 100th, Ronnie!
• Bona!!
• Ben Stein: A Horrid Little Man Part II (Part I Here)
• The Right And Left Debate In This Country (Assrape!!)

Religion

• My history with religion.
• God
• Satan
• Why the whole "Hell", idea perturbs me.
• At what price comfort?
• Oh-Em-Gee!
• Oh-Em-Gee-Too!
• My favorite Bible passages.
• Another of my favorite bits of The Bible.
• My most favoritest bit of The Bible.
• Homeopathic Blasphemy (again).
• Spiritual Values
• Dicky-Pedia- The Rant
• Dicky-Pedia
• Religion, Final Arguments. 

Politics

• The Ayn Rand rant.
• Politicians.
• Our options.
• Comma-Nizzum.
• The Right and The Left
• Foreign Policy.
• Patriotism.
• Anarchy.
• The Presidents.
• The Economics Of Bullshit.
• War.
• Tyrants.
• Geo-Politics.
• Coping with all this shit.
• The silver lining.
• As real as it gets.
• The right and left debate in this country.
• Cheyanne Mountain.
• Something ELSE that pisses me off about Liberals.

Continue on to the sequel...