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Sunday, December 27, 2020
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Thursday, December 3, 2020
Toxie reboot casting!
Anyway, our first bit of casting is...
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Monday, November 30, 2020
DC-CW update stuff.
Some belated DC show stuff.
Been in a dark mood, and its made me lazy.
Gotta force myself to update this shit.
Hokay, here we go...
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Thursday, November 26, 2020
Saturday, November 21, 2020
Monday, November 16, 2020
Friday, November 13, 2020
Thursday, November 12, 2020
Saturday, November 7, 2020
Biden wins!!!
*Long exhale*
It's over.
Trumpism is over.
I mean, we've got 3 more months of the sonovabitch, and lord knows what horrible things he has up his sleeves, but in the bigger picture, he's gonna be gone.
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Monday, November 2, 2020
Isolation marathon (Part 12).
"Part 12?!?!? Wasn't the last one part 6.5?!?!", you must be thinking
Yeah, but I'm jumping far ahead, cuz I wanted to do this one, and I have all the others planned out pretty tightly.
I wanted to get it done in time for Halloween, but I didn't make it.
AND, I wanted to do it since way back at part 2, but I got side-tracked.
Anyway, its....
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Saturday, October 31, 2020
Halloween X!!!
I made it!!!
A decade since the original without dying!!
Speaking of dying, who could have possibly known I'd be obliviously and naively counting down to the Halloween of the global viral apocalypse?
What an ultimate Halloween prank by the universe!!
Man, that took some doing, you've gotta respect that.
Anyhoo...
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Friday, October 30, 2020
Previous Halloweens...
Yeah, usually it's text links on the day, but for part 10, I figured I'd spice it up a bit....
Thursday, October 29, 2020
Wednesday, October 28, 2020
Marvel Legacy Movies 2.
Okay, last time, I said...
BUT, I have a feeling in my bones that Dr. Strange 2, and Spidey 3 will merge the MLM and Sony-verse (SPUMC) into the MCU so it'll all retroactively be MCU anyway.
And they'll think of a clever trick to shoehorn Hulk and Ghost Rider in there if they've already gone to that much trouble.
Okay, so here's how I'd do it.
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Sunday, October 25, 2020
Friday, October 23, 2020
Monday, October 19, 2020
Yet even more celebrity shitlist-
A month and a half since the last one.
Maybe things are slowing down in the "assholes taking their masks off", department.
Maybe.
Doubt it though.
Anyway....
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Saturday, October 17, 2020
She-Hulk un-casted.
*Sad sigh*
Stop hitting me, 2020.
Looking forward to a cool geek world after corona is all that's holding me together.
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Friday, October 16, 2020
Munchies non-update.
I've had two entries on my to-do list for a couple months.
I was supposed to do Funko Sodas, and I was gonna do the popcorn spices from "Movie Theater Annoyance Squad".
I don't want to.
I never wanted to.
They were obligations.
Things I OCD thought needed to be done for some weird sense of symmetry in the universe, or something.
Fuck that.
I write the blog, the blog doesn't write me.
So, screw it, off the list they go.
If you were waiting for Funko sodas, which I highly doubt, sorry.
That's another thing, no one else wanted it either.
So who was I writing it for?
I keep painting myself into weird corners like that.
Anyway, yeah, those are off the docket.
Wednesday, October 14, 2020
Sunday, October 11, 2020
Thursday, October 8, 2020
Week 30 of this corona shit!
Updated from last time.
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And also an update to "The Big Problems".
Man, you don't hear about Peak Oil anymore, do ya?
Or whatsisname from Iran.
But check this shit out...
The return of Captain Janeway!!
Yep, Janeway's back, and she's gonna be on....
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Monday, October 5, 2020
Isolation marathon (Part 6.5).
Yeah, this one took multiple months, and I never even got to the category for part 7.
I still want to do part 7, so that's why this is 6.5.
Just didn't wanna re-shuffle the numbers.
The delay was Clovis stuff, and family stuff, and not-dying-from-covid stuff.
It's rough for everyone.
Even hermits like me.
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Sunday, October 4, 2020
My quick hot take on Sovereign Citizens.
They're mostly harmless, but they're annoying as fuck if you're a cop, lawyer, or judge.
But...seven times out of ten, those are people that need some annoyance, so...
Even so, Sovereign Citizens are shitty idiots.
So, here's what they believe...
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Friday, October 2, 2020
Happy 15th anniversary, "Nobody Loves Harry Hembock".
-2017
-2018-2019 (skipped)
I think of NLHH as "the Wordforge-era hard reboot", in my head.
Course, I folded it back into canon via multiverse in Goodbye, Harry Hembock, Hello, Chokecherry, and Goodbye, hello, goodbye, Krazyfool.
So, there we go, a decade and a half since that one, and I'm still doing sequels.
Happy birthday, WF-Harry.
Saturday, September 26, 2020
Batwoman Mark 2!!
As I said here...
Now, the next little detail, will she wear the same exact Kane Kane version of the suit, or will Luke Fox customize it for her?
Stay tuned for the costume reveal!
Well, here we go!
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Friday, September 25, 2020
Thursday, September 24, 2020
Thursday, September 17, 2020
Tuesday, September 15, 2020
Happy belated 28th birthday, Harley Quinn.
It was September 11th.
And I knew it.
But I was in too morbid a mood to write about happy shit.
So, here it is delayed
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Sunday, September 13, 2020
Star Trek Discovery (belated review)
I've reviewed Picard season 1, Lower Decks season 1 will wrap up in just 4 weeks, and Discovery season 3 drops right after that, so may as well fill in the holes, and go back for early Discovery.
Two old posts finally fixed!
"Great Graphic Novels Of Western Civilization", and "I Love The 30's!", finally have jump breaks.
What does that mean?
It means that bit of code that makes it so you have to click it open to see the whole post.
The manual code was broken for some reason on those, but the new upgraded builder gives me the power to do this with a button push.
If you follow through on a link, you never notice it.
But if you search up the post, without the jump break to crush it down small in results, it's the cyber equivalent of a grocery bag ripping open, you get the whole giant-ass post in your results, and it takes forever to scroll through.
It was a mess, and it always bothered me.
For 8 years, its bothered me.
Well, the mess is mopped up.
Hooray!!
Saturday, September 12, 2020
There goes "there goes the neighborhood".
*Facepalm* what the fuck was I thinking?
I totally forgot that phrase had racial connotations.
Cringe!!! *Bangs head against wall*
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Friday, September 11, 2020
Thursday, September 10, 2020
Wednesday, September 9, 2020
Krazyfool prequels cancelled.
In the Krazyfool 21st anniversary post, I said I was going to do 9 Krazyfool prequels.
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Naaahhh!!
*Arms crossed, head shake*
Turns out, The Vengeance Saga can and will do all the things I wanted those stories to do.
So, I'll just stick with that.
Monday, September 7, 2020
Still even more celebrity shitlist.
Man, these keep filling right back up...
Least this one took 5 days from last time instead of 2.
Sunday, September 6, 2020
Thursday, September 3, 2020
Week 25 of this corona shit!
March 12th, Maine got its first reported case of covid-19.
We also grabbed 36 rolls of TP at Target that week, and that carried us through the worst part of the shortage.
They weren't asking us to wear masks or even wash hands yet.
I marked off two weeks for the incubation period of the disease just in case.
You'll be glad to know Target didn't kill us.
Then other shit started happening, and I marked off those weeks, and so on, and so on, and now I just keep a constant calendar.
Plus, I mark off three week chunks after societal excursions, cuz some people take up to 20 days to show signs.
Adding this to my online corona diary cuz 25 is a nice round number.
March 12th of 2021 will be a year of this shit.
We'll see if there's a vaccine by then.
Or, if I've been blown up by a drone for being a liberal atheist.
Evil Dead Rise update.
Last time, we found out the title, and that they're not doing the cabin in the woods setup anymore.
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Now, we get a little bit more specific...
Wednesday, September 2, 2020
Even more celebrity shitlist
Damn, thought this would take another month, but these filled right back up in just 2 days.
Monday, August 31, 2020
Sunday, August 30, 2020
More dog whistles.
I already did most of the Jewish related ones conspiracy theorists use.
Now for the black ones the Trump-ublicans use
Yep, I'm tattling on you, fellow white people.
You were rotten to me all my life, screw you.
I owe you jack shit.
Fuckin' pricks.
Anyhoo.....
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The movie summer that would have been. (Parts 2.5, and 5)
Part 4 (Ghostbusters Afterlife)
Thanks, Microsoft.
*Middle finger*
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So, here's catching up to that.....
Wednesday, August 26, 2020
Tuesday, August 25, 2020
Cereals 3!
Next time, probably all the novelty ones with fads and personalities on the box.
Well, it's not an exhaustive list of every personality/fad/thing that was ever a cereal, but here's the weird ones.
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Monday, August 24, 2020
Birthday loot 2020- Update 2!
Ahhh!
Finally, the last thing came!!
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And a day early!!
Didn't expect that with Trump fucking up the Post Office!
And it's....
Sunday, August 23, 2020
Saturday, August 22, 2020
Friday, August 21, 2020
Celebrity shitlist
People I liked who turned traitor.
The list is too long for celebrities that were always assholes.
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Thursday, August 20, 2020
Monday, August 17, 2020
The zombies are coming for my beverages! Now it's personal!!
Yeah, last time, I said next time would be more cereals.
Well, shit keeps happening in the world, so plans are fluid now.
Speaking of fluid...
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Sunday, August 16, 2020
"The Ayn Rand rant", revisited. Part 4.
Part 1.
Part 3.
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Part 4 of this beast.
I will defeat it.
Continuing my revisit of "Francisco's money speech, by Ayn Rand- Nitpicked"....
Saturday, August 15, 2020
"The Ayn Rand rant", revisited. Part 3.
Part 1, Part 2.
Part 3 of this monster.
But dammit, I'm gonna slay this dragon.
Continuing my revisit of "Francisco's money speech, by Ayn Rand- Nitpicked"....
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Friday, August 14, 2020
"The Ayn Rand rant", revisited. Part 2.
So, continuing my revisit of "Francisco's money speech, by Ayn Rand- Nitpicked"....
Thursday, August 13, 2020
"The Ayn Rand rant", revisited. Part 1.
Like I said yesterday, I'm revisiting this thing after 11 years with all that I've learned since.
"This thing", being "Francisco's money speech, by Ayn Rand- Nitpicked".
Here we go....
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Wednesday, August 12, 2020
Updates on the lovely world of Ayn Rand.
Yet another update to "Francisco's money speech, by Ayn Rand- Nitpicked", or as I refer to it, just "the Ayn Rand rant".
Tuesday, August 11, 2020
Cereals 2!
And, that's those!
There's no shortage of cereals out there, I'll probably do a sequel someday.
Well, the weird cereals accumulated, and here we go!
Sunday, August 9, 2020
Star Wars: EU stuff in the ST.
I mentioned it a bit in the review of "Rise Of Skywalker".
And I stand by that that film is a love letter to fans of the old EU (expanded universe).
But, bits are sprinkled throughout the other two also.
So, let's break it down...
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Saturday, August 8, 2020
"Ghostbusters: Answer The Call", Belated Leftovers.
I thought I chronicled every little thing for this movie, and I did, but not all of it was at this blog.
Turns out, I'd scattered a bunch of pieces across WF and Facebook.
So, I want all that stuff under one roof.
And I need something for the 5th anniversary next year.
Here we go....
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Friday, August 7, 2020
Wednesday, August 5, 2020
Coronapocalypse, Part 4.
Aaaugh!
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I TRIED to get this post done yesterday, but tropical storm Isaias didn't feel like cooperating.
So here we go....
Tuesday, August 4, 2020
Coronapocalypse, Part 3.
Today's two parter, and the last of the whole thing for awhile.
Since I've gone around the whole year and all.
Monday, August 3, 2020
Coronapocalypse, Part 1.
All the corona/Trump stuff was overflowing the "hypocrites", and "liars and cowards", categories, so I had to split it off.
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So, got one big four-parter to go, but I'll bust it up into two two-parters.
One today, one tomorrow.
Part 1!
Sunday, August 2, 2020
Weird/humor/musing stuff, Part 10.
Finally, the wrap-up of this pesky stubborn three-parter!
"Destroy your childhood".
July 5, 2017
I keep seeing articles with headlines like "_____ will destroy your childhood".
I can't wrap my head around that concept.
It's not a thing I ever experienced.
My childhood wasn't a bucket of butterflies and marshmallows, and I don't know anyone for whom it was.
That's not to say it was an unrelenting horror show if trauma either.
And, I don't remember the media I consumed being sanitized pabulum.
I saw all the 30's & 40's Disney movies with characters that died, Looney Tunes were violent as fuck, my picture books of dinosaurs had the T-Rex devouring brontos alive.
And as for "taking away the innocence of things", as soon as I discovered that doing bloody parodies of cute things was a thing that you could do, I did it myself immediately.
As soon as my puberty budded, and I learned that having childhood characters FUCKING was a thing you could do, I did that right away too.
Biggest trouble I ever got in at school was being caught with my drawing of Mickey eating Minnie while she was on her period.
I think I was 12.
Yeah, so, not something I understand.
I'm left out of that, I think.
And the update...
July 5, 2019
I keep forgetting sometimes.
I'm not a normie.
I'm immune to the destroying, because I'm a destroyer.
Like Pippi Longstocking innocently tossing her playmates around, but psychologically.
No wonder Ma had me read that book.
I didn't get the symbolism until just now.
Hmmm...
Flo porn.
July 5, 2015.
You know what's odd?
There's no porn parody of the Progressive Insurance ads with Flo.
You'd think that would be a natural.
There's porn of everything.
But no Flo.
All I can think, is they're scared of Progressive's lawyers.
Parody is fair use, and they've done ones of Family Guy, American Dad, Superman, Spiderman, Avengers, Flintsones, Wayne's World, Beetlejuice...
BUT, Nintendo did shut down a Mario porn.
I have no special need of Flo porn, I just think it's odd that that of all things is missing from the picture.
The culture feels like it has a missing puzzle piece.
It's the incompleteness that bothers me.
Rule 34 is a law of physics to me, and it feels violated.
They weren't ready.
July 6, 2017
Whenever I do a ramble (or whatever you wanna call it) that lands with a fart, I always remember something Carlin said in his biography.
His point of view on it was "your crowd just isn't ready for it yet".
He gave the example of that his abortion chunk in one of his shows was actually grosser and darker than what ended up in the HBO recorded version, but he tried it in clubs first, and people weren't digging it, so he edited it down.
But he wouldn't throw that stuff away.
He'd save it for 2-5 years later, and try it again, and see if people were ready.
So, that means, a lot of his stuff from the darker period of the 90's until his death was stuff people weren't ready for in years prior.
That cheers me up.
Keeps me from beating myself up.
I just remind myself "ope, they weren't ready for that one, file it away".
And the update...
July 6, 2018
This is coming true.
People didn't want to hear my anti-capitalist stuff until after the Trump election.
And I knew the " nice", religionists were ticking bombs, waiting to turn nasty on a dime.
But some of you thought I was being a big old grumpy-face.
How you feeling now that you can't trust your neighbors and relatives anymore?
You're coming around.
Fake smart people.
July 13, 2016
Don't you hate it when someone has just enough of a vocabulary that you think they're a proper human being, then when you get two more exchanges into the conversation, you realize they have the intellectual capacity of a toddler, and they tricked you?
It's like one of those bugs that looks like a leaf.
I blame word-of-the-day calendars.
Dr. Seuss motto.
July 14, 2012
(Reacting to this...)
Yep, this one's got me through a lot of fucking rough times.
Lily Cade.
July 16, 2020
A line I heard spoken in a lesbian porn last night.
"There's no Hell but here, no Heaven but desire, this is all there is, this is the universe, and it's beautiful!".
Spoken by Lily Cade just before she stuck her strap-on into a shy nervous cheerleader type.
I Googled to see if that's from something, but couldn't find anything.
As far as I know, it's a Lily Cade original.
Why can't straight porn have cool lines like that, dammit?
Anyway, I'm a Lily Cade fan now.
Accidental friendings.
July 18, 2017
Ever accidentally friend someone, and have to race to unfriend them, and get paranoid that they saw you, then remember Facebook tattles on you, then feel guilty as shit?
Happened to me.
Fucking drop-down menu vanished on me, and my desired click area got replaced with his friend button against my will.
Dude from high school.
Haven't heard dick from him in 24 years.
I liked the guy all right, but...I don't think he'd like my new radically progressive (for an American) aggressively atheist self.
*Sigh* I'm socially awkward enough without your help, Facebook.
VHS/Shady Daves/Weathervane.
July 22, 2016
Sad postscript to my VHS/VCR story.
As a teenager, every other week or so, I and my parents and grandmother would go to this giant indoor flea market called Shady Dave's.
I'd buy a stack of comic books, and a stack of VHS movies, then, we'd go to a seafood restaurant called Weathervane.
That was our thing.
Well, Shady Dave's is gone, VHS is gone, my grandmother is dead, and now I just found out Weathervane is gone.
There's one left in Kittery, but all the others are in New Hampshire.
Now, all that's left of that time is memory.
WTF? The Weathervane by the mall was always packed, what happened?
Dammit.
Time marches on, I suppose. It'll happen to you, kiddies.
And it comes faster than you think.
Don't cry because it's over.
Smile because it happened.
Depression flareup.
July 22, 2014
Gone years without a depression flareup.
Just had a flicker of it.
Lasted about 45 minutes.
Typical "nobody loves me, woe is me", shit.
Beat it back by saying to myself "yeah, and you've no one to blame but yourself. You've still got a roof over your head, electricity, and internet, and *mental gesture to wall of Jade-Shade/Harry art* you made all that happen with your fucking mind. Stop it with the first world problems, and get out of bed, you sonovabitch. Up! Up!! UUUP!!".
Still lingering after-effects, but getting better.
Pulled myself loose of it before it became a full on vortex.
Yeah, I think I had one of those yesterday.
I tried and failed miserably to "save the day", and it bruised my ego, and nothing I like to do cheered me up, or pulled me out of it.
Like I said in the intro to part 9, I should have just minded my own damned business.
Gotta keep my mind on the right goals.
Comicon cumming.
July 22, 2017
Excuse the metaphor, but you know how after you've cum, you need to leave your dick alone, cuz the nerves get all sensitive, and it feels like you're being electrocuted?
Comic-Con this year is like that.
No more, Comic-Con. I'm all cummed out.
Leave my dick alone.
I can't take anymore.
You pump or suck it anymore, I'll have a seizure.
Just stop now, Comic-Con. I can't even right now.
And the update...
July 22, 2020
Man, were these ever the good old days...
Obviously I mean how it was all digital this year, and so much was up in the air cuz of the fucking plague fucking up productions and releases.
Don't cry because it's over.
Smile because it happened.
Martyrs dissection.
July 22, 2013.
"Martyrs", (2008 film) sucks.
Especially if you're a critical thinker.
It offends your sense of reason.
Avoid.
Eh, the violence was done well, but...my analytical side kept asking things like "how does this conspiracy have so many members? How do you let that sort of thing out of the bag to potential recruits? It's not like you can advertise on Craigslist. Where did they get the workforce to build this underground torture chamber? Where did they get the raw materials without raising questions? Where did they get this custom dungeon equipment? All of this requires more and more people you have to let in on the conspiracy, and more potential people to blab. Wouldn't they have to kill all those people to shut them up? Wouldn't all those disappearing people raise suspicion? And...do none of these morons read science articles? This whole near-death load of bullshit can be replicated with brain stimulation. They've known about it since...well, when their dumb conspiracy would have started, around the 90's. No one brought this up? They're aping science, why turn around and reject it? Okay, religious morons, I know, but still...", and so forth.
And, if the only way down was that retracting ladder, how did they get that dinner cart thing down there?
How did they drag unconscious people down there?
You need your hands for the fucking ladder.
My cousin recommended this to me, and he believes in conspiracy theories, so no wonder it scared the shit out of him.
After 12 years, I gotta finally link this to my old review of Martyrs.
Memories in mice.
July 26, 2013
So, they've implanted false memories into a mouse.
They've done it.
If life wasn't meaningless before (it is, btw) it certainly is now.
This technology WILL become available to humans, for humans, and when it does, real life will become like those fucking people that buy accomplishments on Farmville.
People will buy happy memories, will buy instantly downloaded skills, everything will have a price tag, reality will have paywalls, and pirates, and real experience will become extinct.
People who really accomplished things will become obsolete, and laughed at.
Whole identities will be up for grabs like a free app.
And if your mind violates copyright?
They'll take it back, and you'll be a vegetable.
It's going to be loads of laughs for a sickie like me.
(Sings to the tune of "strangers in the night")
Memories in the miiice!
What were the chances?
Memories in the miiiice!
No second glances!
Memories in the miiiice!
Before the night is throooouugh!
Perdue pharma cartoon.
July 28, 2019
(Reacting to this...)
Something I just doodled on a message board.
I'm a bit rusty, but it gets the thought across.
Perdue has had to pay out billions to victims, so that's something.
I wish the Sacklers were made destitute though.
They need to miss some meals, and maybe eat garbage for what they've done to humanity.
Too hot for porn.
July 28, 2016
Blah, too hot and humid even for porn.
How depressing.
Going to bed.
2016 was a year that just kept delivering punishment.
But it was only warm-up for 2020.
Vampire theology.
July 28, 2014
Vampire theology time:
If you have to have faith in the cross for a cross to repel/burn a vampire, but sunlight can also burn a vampire...does that mean that the sun is a big ball of faith?
And if so, why doesn't Yahweh just feed off the sun, instead of scrounging for the thin little trickle he gets from tiny monkeys on the little blue dust speck?
Because religion is fake, and vampires can do whatever they want.
Just like lesbians (see Lily Cade).
My hackiest standup comedian style joke ever.
July 28, 2014
If you can't say "bomb", on a plane, how can you possibly describe the in-flight movies?
Guess you're just supposed to sit back, and take it.
Pussy horror fans.
July 28, 2013
It's a helluva thing, when I go to a board with what are ostensibly supposed to be HORROR fans, and even THEY don't appreciate my particular form of dark humor.
My instincts tell me these people are constipated hypocrites...but maybe it IS me...I dunno.
No, they were lame.
It was the Freddy Krueger board I tried to be a part of.
The subject was a series of R rated movies, but they wanted you to be G rated.
Fuck people like that.
Damn, has it been that long ago already?
Interquels.
July 28, 2012
So, factoid of the day.
Gap-filler stories are now officially known as "interquels".
I've been calling them "in-between-quels", all this time.
Well...all right then. "Interquel", is better.
Thanks for taking 40 years to get on that, Hollywood/TV/novelists.
And the update...
July 28, 2017
It annoys me slightly that "Rogue One", wasn't pitched as an interquel.
That's exactly the type of film where the term would've come in handy.
And the other update...
July 28, 2019
Nope, "interquel", didn't stick.
What they seem to have decided on is to say long-form what films a new movie fits between (for example, the Black Widow standalone is going to be between "Civil War", and "Infinity War").
Then the author of the particular article will decide on their own whether to call it "an 'Infinity War', prequel", or "a 'Civil War', sequel", or the more vague but technically correct "Black Widow prequel". There's got to be a better universal system.
L.L. Bean & Stephen King Land!!
July 28, 2020
I just killed an L.L. Bean ad in my feed.
If you're a Mainer, everyone assumes you worship at L.L. Bean like it's a church.
Nope, I'm a nerd.
I don't need a pair of their magical indestructible boots to go shlorping through a swamp to kill moose with.
Maine really shoves L.L. Bean down your throat, especially if you're a tourist, cuz our tourism board wants to get that "rugged outdoorsman", dollar.
Hey, we've got Stephen King.
You can be an outdoorsy guy, or a nerd hermit, and like Stephen King equally.
That should be Maine's tourism identity, not this duck & deer hunting shit.
Get King to endorse the bloodiest Halloween hayride ever, and make that our Disneyworld.
There you go, that advice is free, Maine.
Run with it.
I won't sue.
And the addendum...
Now my mental gears are spinning away.
Screw hayride, do a whole Stephen King Land!
Have the actual Overlook Hotel reproduced that you can stay in!
Have a miniature Castle Rock and Derry!
Have performers running around being the human characters from Misery, and Stand By Me, and Delores Claiborn, etc, etc.
Have all the monster characters be in the haunted house ride.
Oh my god!
And the other addendum...
Have a jail for Shawshank & Green Mile!
"I try so hard to be good 😢".
July 29, 2018
When my depressions would beat up on me, one of the tricks it would play, is to get me to blame myself for everything under the sun, and chant "I try so hard to be good, I try so hard to be good 🙁", in my head.
Every now and then, it still tries to come back.
I finally fucking realized, there's two different versions of "good", my head was mashing together into one.
One, what my heart and conscience told me was good.
The other, what would get people to stop nitpicking, and sneering, and yelling, and looking down their nose.
You can never reconcile those two.
Especially if you're surrounded by assholes.
And the way you can tell you're surrounded by assholes, is if you're curled up in the fetal position in bed repeating "I try so hard to be good 🙁", in your fucking head.
Something has gone wrong when that happens.
Again, it's two things, not one, and you can't reconcile them.
Either you'll do everything to please the mouth breathers, and violate your conscience, or follow your conscience, and piss off the mouth breathers.
You're going to hate yourself either fucking way.
So you have to tear up and throw away pleasing the mouth breathers.
Free yourself from it.
Chuck it.
Burn it.
Burn it the fuck out.
You'll die if you don't.
Hope this is helpful to someone somewhere someday.
Yeah, I totally fell into one of those yesterday.
Fuck people-pleasing.
I have to just keep myself sane.
Survivor.
August 2, 2013
"Survivor", has been on for 13 fucking years, and no one has died.
Kinda makes the title meaningless, doesn't it?
Next season, I say, lose a challenge, get murdered.
Better yet, drop MOABs on the island.
Anyone crawls out of that is a real fucking survivor.
Now we're up to 20 years of that empty hollow bullshit.
Cuz that's how Americans like their bullshit.
Empty and hollow.
Like the hollow heads that rest under the shade of a MAGA hat.
And...I'M DONE!!
Hooray!!
Done with this sub-category.
I've got one more to go....
I'll do it tomorrow.
Weird/humor/musing stuff, Part 9.
Pissed my stupid day away, and felt rotten ever since.
That'll teach me to walk away from my computer ever.
Life is garbage.
Anyhoo! Back to these!!
"Sucked".
June 20, 2014
Isn't it odd that we say a bad movie or show "sucked"?
I know if a movie suddenly came to life, and started to fellate me, it would suddenly be my favorite film. Even if it starred J-Lo.
Eye contact.
June 20, 2015
I got a lot of shit as a kid from counselors for not holding eye contact with people.
Now, I think everyone's just given up.
Good.
What an annoyance that shit was.
Okay, here's why I'm not a big eye contact person.
It's not dishonesty, or disinterest.
It's creepy.
It's like the other person is trying to probe into my mind.
Mind your own damned business.
Bad enough I can probe into you against my will for all your dumb biases and superstitions.
Also, faces are creepy when you think about it.
You've got two direct protuberances of the central nervous system sticking right out there, you've got a pipe to the shit factory surrounded by food crushing bony protuberances, and then there's two booger holes.
All hanging right out there for everyone to browse.
Like I need to aim my cameras at that for a whole half hour.
I missed my calling in marketing.
June 22, 2016
To all the British dudes out there, vote "remain", and you'll get trembling pulsing blue steel erections like you had in high school.
That's a thing that will happen.
Seriously.
And the update...
June 22, 2017
See? I should have been running the real campaign.
Sneeze noises.
June 23, 2013
Have you ever known anyone who actually makes the "achoo!", sound when they sneeze?
I go "unng-tzu!!", and the cats go "sneh!".
Gardening tip.
June 26, 2017
Gardening tip, don't roast gypsy moth caterpillar nests with a grill lighter.
I know you're tempted, but don't.
It smells like burnt hair, and toasted marshmallows, and even after the smell finally leaves your yard and nostrils, you'll remember it forever.
BBC.
June 26, 2018
So, the Brits don't know what "BBC", means on urban dictionary, do they?
Let's not tell them.
Let's never tell them.
We'll just giggle into our hands like schoolgirls.
If they ask what we're laughing about, we'll just say it's because their accents are so adorable.
Jareth figure.
June 27, 2019
(Reacting to this...)
A shame all my cousins have outgrown toy play.
I'd get this, and have it at the ready, and whatever story they're acting out with their figures, I plunk Jereth down in there, and make him softly sing "as the world falls down", and just fuck up the whole rhythm of whatever it was they were doing.
Oh, they would have hated my guts.
It would've been hilarious though, and therefore totally worth it.
Indestructible eyes.
June 27, 2019
(Reacting to this...)
Shoot for the eyes.
Even if it turns out their eyes are also indestructible, ever get a gnat in your eye?
You ain't gonna be seeing for awhile.
Even if bullets equal gnats to an indestructible monster/villain, you're buying yourself some time for the kryptonite to show up.
Slimer comes from coke.
June 27, 2018
The guy who sculpted Slimer says he was on a coke binge to make him able to work long hours, and he saw the ghost of John Belushi who gave him pointers as he worked.
So just say no, kids.
Or else you'll meet John Belushi, and create a cultural icon that becomes a children's cartoon, and is remembered 35 years later, and still has toys made of it.
Boraxo!
June 27, 2018
Tip for germ-aphobes, and just plain clean freaks.
There's nothing in the human body that'll stick to you as hard as motor oil or pine pitch, and Boraxo soap gets both of those off.
So if you're paranoid you've got somethin' nasty on ya, rather than washing yourself raw with the sissy bar soap, just bump up to the Boraxo.
You can go further than that to the Tough Nut shit they use to get roofing tar off yah, but that's just crazy.
Grey hairs.
June 27, 2014
Tch, white hair in my left sideburn.
Well, y'know, I watched the baby-boomers age un-gracefully with their hair dyes, and face lifts, and botox, and lipo, and bullshit herbal creams, and I really don't want to end up like those sad fucking people.
So, fuck it.
I'm getting old.
Oh, well.
Assholes and bitches.
June 28, 2015
I'm currently operating under the theory that most if not all assholes and bitches are just suffering from serotonin deficiency.
I'm trying to devise a super-villainous way to dispense a street dose of ketamine to the whole population to test this theory.
Oh, yeah, I gotta get back to that scheme.
Although, the MAGA crowd seems to get their happy chemicals being cruel bigots.
So, maybe I gotta find a way to make them so depressed, they stay in bed all day.
Fish crotch.
June 28, 2013
Well, the ad wizards have invented another bit of inspired madness.
From the minds that brought you blue liquid representing both urine, and period...
Now, somehow, a woman wearing Groucho nose glasses represent fish crotch.
Thank you, advertising, I'll be playing with that metaphor in my mind all day now.
And the update...
June 28, 2019
This had potential, a shame it didn't take off.
I'm still waiting for them to use blueberry yogurt for shit.
And, there's that batch.
Next time, the last batch of these.
Well, not EVER,...until it fills up again, but you know....
Saturday, August 1, 2020
Weird/humor/musing stuff, Part 8.
Big fat three-parter today!
Read More......
Part 1!
Fight!
Cyndi Crawford.
December 31, 2017
Man, that "Meaningful Beauty", commercial is really fucking long.
It feels like an infomercial.
And all I can think of while I stare at it waiting for Star trek to come back, is "Jesus, I'm gonna have to watch Cindy Crawford morph into Joan Crawford over the next decade, aren't I?".
The decay of the flesh betrays us all.
Some handle it better than others.
Cindy is not going to be one of those.
Nope.
And now the update...
December 31, 2018
So, here's my unpleasant memory connected to Cyndi Crawford.
In my teen years, somehow, my mother got it into her head I was gaga for Cyndi Crawford, and kept getting me Cyndi Crawford calendars and posters.
I ended up staring at that vapid dingbat for 5 years.
My kink was goth girls, but "Suicide Girls", wouldn't be invented until the early 00's.
I suppose I could have communicated this.
My mother and I never had that l kind of relationship where we talked about that shit.
She tried to make that happen out of the blue.
It's weirder when you spring it out of the blue.
Naturally, I was resistant.
Anyway, I don't know if Cyndi is a good or bad person underneath, but frankly, I could do without her.
Nah, she's all right.
Course, if she were pale, and ate spiders, she'd really get my motor going.
24 reunion.
May 10, 2013
So, I hear that they're considering bringing "24", back as a miniseries.
Here's my little writer's pitch.
Jack Bauer is a man destroyed.
His experiences have poisoned his soul, and there's just no way back.
He can't get hard anymore unless torture is involved, his wife tried to accommodate this, but almost died of asphyxia, and left him once and for all, his daughter has washed her hands and feet of him, and he vomits every morning when he looks himself in the mirror.
He snorts coke with a grown out pinky nail he puts red polish on, and he dreams of taking a new "terrorist", down to his sex dungeon to give meaning back to the empty husk that's laughingly called his "life".
Then, when he's in the back alley of a skid row abortion clinic to fulfill his new dietary requirements, the Boston bombings happen.
We zoom in on the throbbing tent in his pants, and the counter starts beeping.
It's too much like the real show.
No one knew it was a joke.
Telemarketer auto dialers.
June 5, 2019
Don't you love it when the telemarketer's auto-dialer takes just long enough to pick up on their end that it jumps over your answering machine, and they don't know they're on the machine?
Oh, it's a blast.
*Eye roll*
And they always act demanding and frustrated, like YOU called them.
My detractors are ableists.
June 5, 2015
I don't know if I'm on the autism spectrum, but part of me hopes so.
It would mean everyone who couldn't handle my personality is a filthy stinking ableist, and ought to be ashamed of themselves.
"That's so funny".
June 5, 2013
Whenever you hear a bimbo-y female voice half-whisper "that's so funny", you can damned well rest assured it wasn't.
And the update...
June 5, 2020
The male counterpart is the guy who loudly says "that's hilaaaaaarious!", but there's no laugh in their voice.
It's never funny.
Usually cruel.
Shitty neighbors.
June 6, 2016
The neighbors have finally quieted down.
That was quite an outdoor symposium on the future of cognitive neuroscience they had going there.
It was followed by a slideshow presentation on updated theories on quantum gravity.
No, that's just my sarcastic way of saying they're a bunch of beady-eyed trash hooting, hollering, revving a motorcycle, and making witch cackles.
How I loathe them.
And the update....
June 6, 2017
They're still awful.
And they've got a vehicle for every season.
Summer, the motorcycles come out.
Spring and fall, they sit in the yard revving hot rods.
Winter, out come the snowmobiles.
I hate them so much.
I hate them so damned much.
And they don't go away.
If I had a motorcycle, I'd take off to somewhere good.
Not them.
They stay on this shitty street going up and down.
Burning away gas like it was tea kettle water.
Loud, obnoxious, stupid, polluting morons.
I hate them so much.
Oogum boogum.
June 7, 2018
Ohhhh!
The song in that Macy's commercial has been saying "oogum boogum".
I thought it was saying "fuck 'em, fuck 'em".
I thought we'd made a jolt of progress against censorship on TV.
Should have known better.
Yeah, I need to get around to this.
June 7, 2017
I'm starting to think super villain gets a bad wrap as an occupation.
I'm putting serious thought into cooking up a candy bar sized lump of anti-proton, making me the sole anti-matter power on the Earth, and just taking over as invincible global emperor.
This democracy shit just isn't working out.
And the update...
June 7, 2020
I could hardly do worse than what we've got.
Richard Dawkins dream.
June 14, 2015
Had a weird dream last night, had you EC guys in it, plus Paula.
We were all together with Richard Dawkins, and he was taking us on a tour of this museum, and the guy who ran the place comes bursting out, and starts growling and hissing at Richard like "you son of a bitch, how DARE you show your face here!? I used to love you! Now I hate you! I will have QUIET in my institution! There's SERIOUS learning going on here! There's no place here for your quack popular tripe!!", and on and on like that, and he grabs his lapels, and pushes him back, back,back,until he's got him tipped over onto a wooden library table, and everyone's all shocked, and traumatized.
Except me. I think it's funny.
Cuz I've seen real crazy people, and real domestic abuse, so I know when someone's a genuine threat, and when someone's full of hot gas and noise, and putting on a show.
And this guy is the latter, so I'm just watching the show.
And the asshole runs out of steam, and lets Richard go, and flounces off, and says we need to clear out before he calls the cops, and I'm like "fuck this", and I wander off on my own, and go into every unguarded unauthorized area I can.
After literally stealing my own tour, everyone's in a white station wagon waiting for me all pissed.
I end up in the back sat right next to Richard, and he's got beer breath, and leans in and whispers to me that he did a pub crawl last night, and would I mind very much being the guide for the next museum, and I'm like "....yeah, all right".
Then I woke up.
Never had an EC (Evil Clique, that's my Dawkns board gang) dream before.
Wonder what triggered it.
And the update...
June 14, 2019
Damn, I forgot this again. I remember it when I read it though.
Wild.
Paula Kirby still thought I was funny back then too.
I dunno, I'm still the same guy.
I didn't take a dramatic turn like killing a baby seal or something.
Go figure.
Self-improvement was a waste of everyone's time.
June 14, 2014
*Facepalm* so, here's every article with "be a better person", in the title.
1. Be an extrovert, even if it goes against your nature.
2. Conform to society's shallow attractiveness standards.
3. Chase money.
4. If 1-3 make you miserable, fuck you, misery builds character.
That's the gist.
They're all the same.
Best scam on the net right after Nigerian princes, and cock pills.
And the update...
June 14, 2018
Well, our president has taught a generation you can be an absolute shit-pile, and make it to the White House.
The entire self-improvement industry was a waste of everyone's time.
Hooray!!
It's over!!
It'll never be over.
Especially high-fashion, and quack diets.
Being right fucking matters.
June 14, 2014
Here's another phrase I've always found stupid since the moment I heard it.
It's relatively new, too, it seemed to jump onto the scene in the mid to late 90's or so, but reached critical mass in the 00's.
"It's not about being right".
There are variations.
"Life's about more than being right all the time", and "it's not about WHO'S right", but it's the same sentiment.
Fuck you.
Being right is everything.
And I'm not talking about picking a random dipshit belief, and fighting for it until you win by browbeating.
I mean being objectively right.
Like evolution is right, and Einstein's equations are right.
That fucking matters.
It really fucking does.
It's the ONLY thing.
I mean, yeah, I get the underlying thing, that if you fight too hard, you alienate, so you're better off in a social context if you massage everyone's widdle feelings...
But once you start on that treadmill, you can never fucking stop.
You spend the rest of your life politicking everyone, and then you become this fake fucking hand puppet that isn't the real you anymore.
Fuck that, I'd rather piss people off, and not have to lie.
"It's not about being right", is the battle cry of fluff-headed relativists who think everyone should live in their own little mini-Matrix, and that nothing is real.
Talk to these same assholes when a school gets blown up, or a tornado tears through.
Suddenly, things are fucking real.
Suddenly, it matters if say, the weatherman was right.
Being right is the ONLY thing.
If you don't think so, you're wrong.
And the update...
June 14, 2020
Ask the bleach drinkers, and the anti-vaxxers on ventilators how they feel about being allowed to be wrong cuz of their feefees now.
Yeah, objective reality is a thing now, ain't it, muthafuckas?
Yeah, Herman Cain.
I've got an even faster takedown of this bullshit.
"It's not about who's right", is itself an assertion of rightness.
Boom.
Done.
Fuck the Dalai Llama.
June 14, 2013
Here's yet another thing I'm out of step with a lot of liberals on.
I'm not interested in anything the Dalai Lama says or does.
I don't believe in magic, so there's no real life Yoda, and if there were, the Dalai Lama wouldn't fucking qualify anyway.
Absent magic, there's nothing that makes his fortune cookie wisdom more significant than...well, a fortune cookie's.
And absent his fortune cookie wisdom being magic, I fail to see what makes him a superstar.
I'm baffled by the Yoda status our culture has given Maya Angelou too, frankly.
The last genuine sage we had was George Carlin, and he's fucking dead.
All we've got now is this vapid clique of high school blowhards jockeying for position.
And the update...
June 14, 2018
The Dalai Lama is a pampered dictator who's chums with worse dictators.
I can't think of a more anti-liberal hero for a liberal to have.
The left-coast's embrace of this charlatan has always deeply troubled me.
Superheroes? Lay low.
June 16, 2018
So, here's my advice for any super-powered superheroes that may emerge onto the world stage someday.
Don't do it like the fucking comic books show it.
Don't don a pretty costume, and don't announce yourself to the world.
Save lives, take out bad guys, but do it on the down-low nice and sneaky.
Like how when Superman doesn't have access to his costume, and has to do it as Clark Kent, but in a sneaky way so Lois doesn't see?
Always do it like that.
Always.
Cuz here's why.
Your main super villain will be your own government.
Why?
Because politicians despise heroes.
Why?
Because a hero is someone loved by the people, and that's what the politicians are supposed to be.
If the public lifts up a hero, then that hero might get aspirations towards politics, and being a hero, he might give the people what they actually want, and in doing so, dismantle all the extortion and laundering rackets the crooks have grown fat off for decades.
And even if the hero hand waves away politics, the people might demand it, and guilt-trip him into it.
So, that's a threat, and that's got to go.
So, you'd very quickly see the entire military budget go into finding your kryptonite, weaponizing it, then the CIA/NSA will frame you for kiddie porn to turn the public against you, and THEN they kill you with the kryptonite.
Nope, fuck that noise.
Help out, but don't be showey about it.
Unless you're packing enough power to bring the government to their knees.
In which case, you're probably gonna go down in history as the villain.
Nope, if you wanna remain good, sneak.
Line-work burn.
June 17, 2019
Anyone else have the thing happen where if you read a shitload of comics, or one really long graphic novel non-stop, and then pull your head out, you see line-work on reality for a couple hours?
There, there's that batch.
Up next, more of these.
Thursday, July 30, 2020
Happy 45th birthday to myself!
I already took care of the present haul last week, so that's done.
No party this year cuz of covid 19.
Ditto 4th of July.
5 years away from 50 now.
Goddamn.
It creeps up on ya.
Here's today's doings pasted over from Facebook...
So, dad went to go play with his boat, so I decided to buy my own cake n' ice cream at the grocery store.
Usually, I wake up, and it's waiting for me, but I hemmed and hawed about wanting one last night.
I almost passed, I almost let it go, but I got craving a Friendly's ready-made sundae, so I convinced myself I had to go.
Ugh, I hope next year covid-19 is over.
I wore one of my cloth masks, and they're good, but my glasses fog up like a motherfucker, so I went into the store without them (my glasses), cuz at least myopia is SOME vision.
I went to the bakery, and they had THE peanut butter cake.
The one I lusted after since I was a kid, but they never had it on my birthday.
So, I grabbed the fucker.
Then...the Friendly's sundae's were gone.
The whole ice cream section had been picked over pretty thoroughly.
I did grab a half-gallon of Friendly's Reese's cup & Reese's pieces ice cream.
Oh, and also, the Karens wouldn't stay away from me in the ice cream aisle like last time.
Fuckin-a.
Anyway, got home without incident.
The cake....okay, but mediocre.
What I always thought were Tagalongs (peanut butter Girl Scout cookies) stuck to it, were just deceptive frosting blobs.
The peanut butter frosting...meh, I could do better myself just stirring Pillsbury vanilla frosting and JIF peanut butter together.
Anyway, I've resolved that childhood fantasy.
As with most fantasies, the reality didn't deliver.
And the ice cream?
Also meh.
Should have got Chubby Hubby instead.
Anyway, I'm full of cake n' ice cream, and probably won't have room for supper.
Phew! Ooof!
Oh, forgot to mention, my mask smothered me, and I totally died. But, I'm a solid ghost that eats cake and ice cream, and American Chop Suey. So, no difference.
Oh, and I'm working on a story that I'm genuinely enjoying, and doesn't feel like work, and if it pans out, I might build my long-delayed novel out of this spinoff universe that's growing from it.
So, yeah, aside from the global plague, and the Nazi president, I'm feeling pretty good about life.
Previous years.
Tuesday, July 28, 2020
Liars and cowards, Part 9.
And part two of today's two-parter...
(Part 1)
Religious con-artists.
July 10, 2017
I've always scratched my head over the mentality religious people have of "better you be some religion I disagree with than *gasp* ATHEIST! ".
The only way I've gotten the logic to add up, is if you look at it through the eyes of a con artist.
You've got marks who haven't been conned yet, and you've got marks that are being conned by someone else, but the ones who can't be conned, they're dangerous.
They'll fuck everything up.
They'll blab the whole thing, and wreck the whole game.
So, even though someone is being handled by some other con-man, at least they're con-able, and therefore, safe.
So that's why they like the victims of other cons, even though they don't get to con them.
And it's why they've taught their marks to see it the same way.
So they can be extra eyes, and ears, and pairs of hands.
Burning bridges.
July 11, 2013
You know, I'm not without self-awareness.
I do reflect on the things I say and do.
A lot, actually.
It's just my pissed off side wins the inner debate.
He's smarter.
Here's one instance.
I often ask myself if I burn too many bridges.
Now, let's say I someday write a book that makes it to the big publishers.
Stop laughing.
Let's just say, okay?
Now, I've virulently slammed Entertainment Weekly on my blog.
But, they're an ass you have to kiss in the business.
Would that be a strike against me?
Could very well be.
But here's the thing, I can in every detail imagine the alternate timeline where I bite my tongue, and be a good little boy, and play the game...and then I don't get to tell the truth ever.
I stop being me.
I'd have to be a relentless phony.
My...for lack of a better word...soul dies.
Fuck that.
People who think the things I do, and hold it in because they're scared are fucking bootlicking cowards.
To a man, to a woman.
Gutless, spineless, soulless.
I'll pay the price to not be a bootlicking coward.
It's worth it to me.
So, fuck Entertainment Weekly, they're a rag.
They have a privileged perch, that's it.
They get access to everything, and they scoop everyone.
Journalism wise, they're Highlights for kids.
And fuck BloodyDisgusting.
Their reviewers are wussies, and wussies ought not be allowed to review horror.
Fuck 'em.
They want a sorry out of me, earn it by not sucking.
Will I regret this post someday?
No.
Even if they tie me to a chair and blowtorch my flesh off.
Matter of fact, that kind of situation would prove me right, wouldn't it?
And the update...
July 11, 2017
This is a world that let Trump be president.
This is a world that didn't stop Purdue from causing an opioid epidemic.
Fuck just about everybody.
Burn bridges?
Fuck it, burn cities.
Yep.
No one has anything to say to me on either side of the aisle about playing the game, and being a good little boy
I said it best in "dodging covid bullets".
Stick to your guns, and wait them out.
Wait the phonies, try-hards, and sellouts out.
Their little world will collapse, and you'll be right.
It must really suck to sell out, have the world collapse, and have to lie to defend it so your disgusting evil life doesn't feel wasted.
Boo-hoo for them.
America is an abusive relationship.
July 12, 2017
Y'know, I look back on it, and being an American has been like being in a toxic abusive marriage. "Oh, you're in this relationship? Then you're Christian, and capitalist, because we say so. It's as intrinsic as your skin, hair, and eye color. Don't think about it....or WE'LL PUUUUNIIISH YOOOUU!!!!!".
And if you do question those things "Oh? You Don't like putting up with our shit? See how you like being alone then. Yeah that's right, no one else will ever love you. No one. No one wants you. It's us, or nothing. IT'S US, OR FUCKING NOTHING!!! YOU INGRATE!! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?!?!?!".
Then an hour later, America takes you out for ice cream, shows you a blockbuster movie, and you forget for awhile.
Until next time.
Ancient Astronaut theorists.
July 12, 2013
"Could (such and such bullshit) from (such and such myth) be ALIENS?? Ancient Astronaut Theorists say YES!".
If they say "yes", they're not theorizing anymore, they're asserting.
There, I just debunked their fake job with one fucking word.
That was easy.
Now, snacktime.
The self-destructiveness of smug.
July 17, 2016
You know what's the most self-destructive phrase in the English language?
"...bet you didn't know that!".
Yeah, well I know it now, fuckface.
A good 45% of my knowledge base comes from pricks trying to one-up me.
Keep giving me power.
It's delicious.
Life must be fun for stupid bigots.
July 17, 2015
The world must be such an easier funner place to navigate if you're a dumbass bigot.
I mean, sometimes I get the blues over the hum-drum-ness of my life, and yearn for adventure, and there's no adventure to be had, all the wars are corrupted by corporate interest, we created all our villains, all the daredevil mountain climbing and ballooning shit is being done by bored billionaires, the oceans are being mapped by James Cameron, there's just nothing left.
Unless evil aliens invade soon or something.
BUUUT, if you're a bigot, everyone who simply doesn't look like you is a monster from a video game, and you just get to go to town.
Especially if you can convince someone to give you a police or soldier uniform.
That seems to be the best way to get maximum enjoyment out of this sick country is be trailer park stupid, and bigoted as fuck.
Me and my too many braincells.
What was I thinking?
And the update.
July 17, 2018
And the world got even more fun for the meatheads the last couple years.
Something I didn't consider.
When the world goes enough to shit because of stupid racist meatheads, we get to join the resistance, and fight Nazis.
Thanks for making life like Star Wars, CHUDs!
Racist knucklehead.
July 18, 2014
Someone I know has been spouting racist bullshit, and it's really making me sick.
The stupidity of it.
Nevermind that genetics debunks all of racism's assertions, nevermind the existence of Neil Degrasse Tyson and Barak Obama, nevermind simple fucking math and logic, that black people that fulfill a racist stereotype are a minority within a minority within a minority, whereas moron dipshit WHITE people are LEGION.
MILLIONS of THOSE ignorant muthafuckas.
Nope, fuck evidence, and reason, and logic "I just believe it".
Fuck, I hate that.
Belief with no backing.
Just "I believe it because I believe it".
Well, I'll just make this person a villain in my book.
Everyone's getting theirs.
It's my big book of vengeance.
I gotta get back to it.
Well, I'm late by 6 years, but I finally had them get theirs in a story.
Nazis and kooks.
July 21, 2020
(Responding to an article about Twitter banning QAnon)
The "liberal media", were absolute shit at exposing Reagan and Bush Senior for what they were, or debunking the Satanic Panic as it happened, or a shitload of other things, but they were good gatekeepers against fucking Nazis and tinfoil kooks.
You can't give fascism or anti-reality any quarter.
It's not "tolerance", or "diversity", to let them sabotage society
Racist celebs, and people who can't seem to quit the n-word.
July 24, 2015
So, Hulk Hogan is fired for saying racist slurs, and now he's apologizing.
Lotta that lately.
Dumb rednecks having to apologize for being themselves.
You know how you'll never have to apologize for racist slurs?
It's really easy.
Don't be a racist.
Outside of being a racist, there's no proper context for throwing the N-bomb around.
I mean using it sincerely, not singing a rap song, or imitating Dave Chappelle.
I go years at a time not using it.
Sometimes decades.
How long has Chappelle been off?
Ten years?
There you go.
If you have the internal struggle of "boy I wish I could call that guy N-bomb, but I'll get in trouble", you're a racist.
Stop it.
It's really easy.
Just remind yourself "these beliefs aren't true, and only stupid people believe them", and poof.
Gone.
Cold turkey.
If you need a racism patch, or racism gum, maybe you just need to be put to sleep.
Treacherous dolts.
July 25, 2014
1. One doesn't have to be an Einstein to be ahead of the average dolt.
2. Being smart doesn't put me on the hook to be a genius.
3. If I WERE a genius, it wouldn't put me on the hook to be omni-competent in everything, and able to know everything that's happening behind my back.
YET! Whenever some douchebag ever got the drop on me via treachery, many was the time I'd hear "haha!! You're not as smart as you think you are!".
No, dipshit, I'm exactly as smart as I think I am, which is as smart as I am.
No more, no less.
How the hell is my not being treachery resistant validation of you being an asshole?
All of which loops back to #1.
2016 third party voters are spoiled trash.
July 25, 2016
Have you noticed that the "a pox on both houses", crowd that come right out and say the country deserves Trump as punishment for nominating Hillary are pretty much all fucking white and well off?
It's really easy to cheer on the hurricane when you've got a storm cellar.
I'd be a lot more impressed if they were willing to strap themselves to a phone pole for the duration.
Don't wait for it.
They ain't got it in 'em.
Real edgy rebellion left their pasty carcasses decades ago.
If it was ever there.
Stein voters.
July 26, 2016
I'm just bowled over by how staggeringly stupid millennial liberals are.
"Ohhhh, I don't like Hillary because of my MORALS, and my FEEEEELINGS!".
FUCK your feelings!!!
FUCK 'em!!!
The Supreme Court, goddammit!!!!
I don't care if you think sentient flesh-eating turds come out of Hillary's mouth, ears, and eye sockets!!!
Hillary won't turn the Supreme Court into a Bible-Taliban fucking shit-show nightmare!!!
Yeah, you're real fucking moral when a female friend of yours has to pound out her daddy's rape-baby while a cop watches.
I'm in the fucking Twilight Zone.
Holy shit.
And the addendum...
Oh, I'm sorry, that language was angry and trollish.
Wouldn't want to offend the delicate sensibilities of the little safe-spacers.
Getting a crypto-Nazi elected is serious upright morally clean business.
And another addendum...
I just learned that you can say the DNC are a pack of murderers that would kill Bernie, without evidence, and without social consequence, but if you call the person that says it "retard", you're a disgusting evil nasty troll.
These are those "social skills", I missed out on not being extroverted, and hanging out with idiots.
I have so much to learn and aspire to.
And the update...
July 26, 2017
Yep, this too.
Ginsberg has a ticking clock over her head.
Enjoy those liberties you used to have, kiddies.
Keep telling yourself how MORAL you were when you voted Stein, or stayed home.
And another update...
July 26, 2018
Redemption isn't going to come for these little idiots.
Unless we get up to full Third Reich, and they take up arms in the resistance.
And another update...
July 26, 2019
*Sigh* yep, and all that happened.
How you FEELING, Stein voters, and Bernie bros?
Feeling good about yourselves still?
Wonder how clean they feel watching housewives get their eyeballs shot out with rubber bullets.
I wonder if they kiss themselves in the mirror.
Safe bet the number that do isn't zero.
If it's one, it's too many.
And there's no way it's one.
Violating nature.
July 17, 2015
For the quadzillionth time.
Nature isn't just grass, trees, and puppies.
It's everything.
The whole universe, and even the multiverse if there is one.
Anything that turns out to exist is natural.
So, when you tell me that something "violates nature", you're telling me you're a pathetic simpleton that doesn't know how fucking reality works.
People like that need to be sent to a home to be cared for by nurses, not voted for.
And the addendum...
Also, if someone can "violate nature's God", guess what?
They're God.
Way to hand your adversaries ultimate power in the universe, dumbasses.
We'll be fiiiine!
July 27, 2016
Okay, I don't want to argue with the person that said this, because they're pathological, and lost up their own ass, but they said "if Trump is elected, we'll be okay for 4 years".
Yeah, that's not a thing.
There's never been an inconsequential demagogue president.
That's not how any part of that equation works.
We're still feeling the effects that Richard Nixon had on health care.
We're still feeling the effects Reagan had on unions, airlines, and the treatment of the mentally ill.
We're going to feel the effects Bush's negligence had on Louisiana for the next 30-40 years, and the middle east will feel his effects for the next 75-100 years.
Presidents aren't a "no big whoop", kind of thing.
And the update...
July 27, 2020
I'm sure the "we", in "we'll", meant white people who shut up, and eat their TV dinners like good boys and girls.
"Batman The Cult", for no reason (honest!)
July 27, 2020
I always liked the way "Batman: The Cult", ended.
Spoilers, if you haven't read it.
This dude called Deacon Blackfire shows up, and brainwashes all the homeless people in Gotham into a cult army, and they take over.
It looks very much like "Dark Knight Rises", when they do.
I always thought DKR stole heavily from "The Cult".
Anyhoo, how Batman beats Blackfire is great.
He knows he can't just beat him up and take him in, cuz the cult-army will rip him to pieces.
So, he beats the shit out of Blackfire in such a way that he won't pass out, or knock out, but just keeps inflicting painful punishment until he can't take it anymore, and goes "please...kill me, Batman, finish it..kill me".
Then the mob tears Blackfire apart, because they can't stand for their leader to be weak.
And that breaks the Thulsa Doom spell.
Batman just walks away, and lets him be shredded.
I'll leave it to your imagination who in the real world I might be applying this fantasy to.
Fascists have to lie.
July 28, 2018
Ever notice how the far-right has to lie and cheat to get their agenda through, and they can't admit what their agenda is until they've gotten it?
Doesn't that just tell you everything?
I've always wondered, if they really believe in "fuck the poor", and "fuck democracy", and "Devil take the hindmost", why not just say it?
Why not shout it from the rooftops?
Cuz there are sick fuckers that would agree, and gleefully vote for candidates like that.
Even if it sealed their own doom.
We've got people that stupid.
Lots of them.
What it tells me, is regardless of what the actual numbers are THEY, the libertarian swine, think there aren't enough.
That they have to dupe the centrists into going along to get the numbers.
Hell, they might even think NO ONE wants the world they want to inflict on us.
In a strange sort of way, that gives me hope.
And, that bucket's empty!
Tomorrow, another bucket!
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