Bye-bye to another war criminal.

The last war criminal in my little series.

William Calley Jr.

He croaked in April 28, 2024.

And it wasn't found out by the public until July, cuz he's the kind of guy where people (rightly, IMHO) want to unload a septic-sucker truck onto his grave.

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A couple more belated dead assholes.

I shoulda jumped on these, but I had so much in my post backlog, I just didn't juggle the plates fast enough.

Comes down to, this blog is recreation, I don't have a deadline, so fuck it.

ANYWAY!

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Retroactive dead assholes.

Cuz my various bouts with grief and depression made me slack off a little.

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Bye, war criminal.

Anthony Bourdain said it best....

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Say "hi" to Satan, Pat Robertson.

I've got a tag for all the shitheads now, so I don't need back links.

The culture wars and bigotries he stoked can't easily be listed.

Although, it's funny, he went after Harry Potter, and it turns out he and JK Rowling are like this 🤞 on trans people.

Who knew?

Who. Fucking. Knew?

Here's the updated grid of dead monster carcasses.

Threw in Lorraine Warren, cuz, well, fuck her too.

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Bye, bye, fuckin' Rummy.

Another one for the evil carcass landfill.

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Bye, fascist fuckface.

Another evil carcass for the landfill.

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Bye, fuckface!

Another one for the dead assholes pile.

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Dead assholes.

Felt the need to compile these, and to explain why I'm doing it.

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Coronapocalypse, Part 2.

Let's just get this one done...

(Part 1)

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Add Ronald Reagan to the pile.

Revisits #45.

Yep, this one's a sequel to both Reagan was a racist piece of shit, and The pervert pile.
It's a two-fer!


Ronald Reagan probably raped a chick.
It was on the Dollup, and they got it from Kitty Kelly's Nancy Reagan book.

It's alleged to have happened back in the 50's, Reagan was a meathead who absorbed the philosophy of every manipulative asshole he hung out with (which is how he got turned into a Republican in the first place), and he was pals with Errol Flynn, who was a rapist pedophile piece of human filth.
Also, rape was way easier to get away with in the 50's, and rough advances were seen as a sign of virility in the popular culture, so the 50's were just plain rapey.
In that atmosphere, with his gross friends, with his weak mind, I think he probably did it.

Maybe this is why the 80's were so weirdly rapey.
We had a rapey president giving the creepy screenwriters the dog whistle, and the wink, and the nod to crawl out of their sewers.

Anyway, here's those Dollup episodes.
The rape bit is in part 1, but the whole thing is good.
It's got Patton Oswalt.

• Ronald Reagan Part 1.
• Ronald Reagan Part 2.

Now I've got three posts to retro-link this to...


Previously-

The bullshit pledge of allegiance. (R #44)


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Reagan was a racist piece of shit. (Revisits #41)

In "Snarky political comment of the day #2", I complimented Reagan on taking a bullet without turning into a tyrant.
Fuck him.
I hereby take a creamy shit, and a foamy piss with crackling bubble pops on his grave.

Short version, a tape has come out where Reagan (as Governor of California) talks to Richard Nixon (as President) and calls Africans monkeys.

Here's the Atlantic article where you can hear the clip.

Ronald Reagan’s Long-Hidden Racist Conversation With Richard Nixon.

And here's the quote in text form, if you're too lazy to click links, or your computer is too shit to play Soundcloud.

The day after the United Nations voted to recognize the People’s Republic of China, then–California Governor Ronald Reagan phoned President Richard Nixon at the White House and vented his frustration at the delegates who had sided against the United States. “Last night, I tell you, to watch that thing on television as I did,” Reagan said. “Yeah,” Nixon interjected. Reagan forged ahead with his complaint: “To see those, those monkeys from those African countries—damn them, they’re still uncomfortable wearing shoes!” Nixon gave a huge laugh.

So, yeah, fuck Reagan, fuck his worshippers, fuck Trump for being Reagan 2.0, and fuck everyone with a MAGA hat.
And fuck Nixon. Creamy shit and foamy piss for his grave too.
And fuck the Reagan library for hiding this tape for so long.
And fuck whomever hid it before that.
We should've had this info in 1980.


Previously-

• Parts 1-30.
• Parts 31-40.

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Meedyah Morsels #56.

• Parts #1-30.
• Parts #31-40.
• Parts #41-50.
• Part 51 (X-Mas 3)
• Part 52 (SW: TROS)
• Part 53 (Mandalorian 2)
• Part 54 (Revisits 2)
• Part 55 (Picard series 2)

The Boogey-Woman is dead!!!

Lorraine Warren (1927-2019)

Yeah, I said in "revisits #2", I wouldn't tap-dance on graves.
No, I gave myself elbow room when I said...

Oh, I'll urinate on a fucker that was harmful to the world.
I'll urinate on a dead dictator.
Or an anti-gay pastor.
Or a censorship pig.

Add a purveyor of superstition and ignorance through fear.
And con artist.
And exploiter of tragedy.
And anti-Semite.

RationalWiki article.

Ding-dong, the witch is dead.

*Goes back in time to my 8 year old self*
There, there, she can't hurt you anymore.
She's screaming in the containment unit with her own monsters.

Guess this is the final sequel to "revisits #33".

It's gonna be gross watching Hollywood nestle its face between her butt-cheeks and blow.
That could last anywhere between a few weeks to....a fucking generation.

All you have to do, is invoke the Invisible Sky Daddy, and you can get away with being as rotten as you want, and if anyone calls you out on it, they're the bad guy.
Just look at the Catholic Church.
They've piled rape victims up to the moon, and you're still evil for questioning the pope.

Fuck these people.

If "The Conjuring", stars ever stumble onto my humble little backwater blog, go ahead and cry.
I sleep like a baby knowing I never cashed in on credulity and suffering.
Can you folks say the same?
Hahah! Nope!

All righty then!


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Another one bites the dust!

So long, you revolting little cat turd.

Previous dead bastards include...

Wacky Kadaffy.

Old Sammy Been Hidin'.


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Breaking news interruption.

Wacky Kadaffy is dead.

Wow...that's something to take in.

That's all of my childhood/teenhood geopolitical boogeymen pushing up the daisies.

A lot of people don't remember, or even know, Libya and Libyans were hyped up in the 80's as like, scary muthafuckas.
They were the Al-Queda of their day, y'know?
I mean, shit, Libyan terrorists wanting a suitcase nuke were the villains in "Back To The Future".

And, it didn't help that Kadaffy himself was, um, well, a self styled cartoon super villain.
He was Cobra Commander meets Daffy Duck.
He was almost kinda fun to have for a villain.
Like The Monarch.
Those were the days....

Wow...now he's dead.
All the classic monsters are dead or inactive.
Kadaffy, Saddam, Noriega's making license plates....and the world still isn't safe.

And then, there's Old Sammy.
Didn't even get to see his carcass.

So, yeah, end of an era.
Wild...feelin' old.

Well, that's the news, we now return you to your regularly scheduled  imaginary psychopathic serial killers.


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They fucking got 'him!

Finally!

Well, there...my 9/11 anniversary post will be less bitchy this year....

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