Happy Thanksgiving!

What am I thankful for...???


Um...well, that I'm not one of those people eating thanksgiving dinner at a soup kitchen I guess.

...and I guess the soup kitchen folks are thankful that they're not fucking dead.

...and I guess the dead are thankful their problems are all over.

So...it's all relative.....

*A cold pall starts to settle over the audience*

Um....

FUCKINGTURKEY!!!!!!








There we go, back to the happy.....