Thursday, September 17, 2020

My quick hot take on QAnon.


They suck and I fucking hate them.

Okay, too quick?
Okay then.....here we go...

QAnon's mythology is a tangled web of every other fucking conspiracy you've ever heard of,  but when you hack through the weeds, it boils down to this.

No other source of information about the fabric of reality on Earth can be trusted....except posts on 8Chan.
Why 8Chan?
Cuz shut up, that's why.

Yeah, basically, that's it.

The narrative within that insanity bubble goes like this.

A world of peace, unity, harmony, and advanced technology powered by free energy is right within our reach....if we double-down on a racist, pussy-grabbing, reality gameshow host, wrestling villain, and failed casino owner that got made president by America's racism and misogyny.

Yep, a socialist utopia will be brought about by a crony-capitalist that despises socialism.
And racial harmony will be brought about by a bigot.

Oh, right, but anything that says he's a horrible person is a hologram.
But 8Chan isn't a hologram.
Because shut up, that's why.

Also, the bad-guys in this fairy tale are Satanic pedophile cannibals.
So, Satanic Panic 2: Electric Boogaloo.
As with Satanic Panic 1, they don't give a fuck about the real pedophiles in religion.
Cuz that's their guys.

This is what the stupidest people you went to high school with have been reading in quarantine/lockdown.

Hurry up, and unfriend them from social media, if you haven't already.
They're garbage people.
Never forgive this shit.


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