One down...

Updating the racist product story.

Uncle Ben's is now...

...Ben's Original.

That's one down, three other black ones, and Eskimo Pies left to go.

Oh, and right around when this dropped, Briana Taylor's killer got a slap on the wrist, and a kiss on the forehead, and a bedtime story, and a cookie.

So, y'know, de-racism-ing the corporate logos makes America a speck less shitty, but it's still pretty goddamned shitty.

If de-shitting America were a game of Asteroids, it's like the little ship is zapping all the little pebbles, and dodging around the big boulders.

And taking its sweet time even shooting the pebbles.

And missing half the time.