Monday, October 19, 2020

Still yet even more dog whistles-

Picking up from last time...


Elites- When actual smart people are in the room, I feel insecure, so I have to call them a name. But I'm chickenshit to say an actual insult to their face, so I use a positive word ironically. This is as good as it gets, because no one on my side is a real intellectual. (or to cut to the chase, Jews)
Coastal elites- An elite from California or New York. Coasts are bad, because harbors draw in new people with new ideas, and people who want to be near those new ideas. New ideas are hostile to my dusty old ones I got from my racist grandpas. (Or, to cut to the chase, Jews)
Ivory tower elites- People who went to college. College makes me insecure, because I couldn't afford it. Socialists would make college free like kindergarten to high school, but my corporate overlords have made me terrified of socialism, because socialism cuts in on their greed. (Again, cut to the chase, Jews)
Gender critical = Transphobe. (But trying to make it sound all respectable and science-y)
Race realist = Racist. (But trying to make it sound all respectable and science-y)
Identity politics = People who don't look like me and/or fuck like me are complaining, and I want them to shut up, so I can go back to ignoring the world outside my bubble. (Short version, anything not white. Whining while white is a-okay)
Religious freedom = The freedom to be a piece of shit without consequence (religion is base!! Religion is base!! Can't tag me, I'm on base!! Only applies to Christians though)
Pro-gun, pro-life = Kill black and brown people, and replace them with white babies. 
(That's the only way this sick combo adds up)
(Hmm, probably where the whole anti-abortion movement comes out of too)


I think I got 'em all, but I keep thinking that, and then I hear more whenever I see/hear clips of conservative media.
Or just plain Trump.





3 comments:

B. D. said...

"The People" = rednecks

B. D. said...

RIP, poor guy who sang "Your Love" by The Outfield.

I like that song!! It's still pretty widely heard for an AOR song from 1985!

Diacanu said...


Also RIP James (The Amazing) Randi.
He requested to be cremated, and that his ashes be blown into Uri Geller's face.

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