Revisiting "it's over!!!", from 12 years ago.
In that one, I was ranting about what a miserable stress inducing slog the 2008 election was.
Hell, the stress of that election led to the creation of this fucking blog!
Well, this one will decide the entire fate of democracy, and therefore human happiness, sanity, objective truth, science, and the ability to do fucking anything at all (especially fight a plague) without a profiteer piggy shoving his cheesey fishy dick in the way.
It's not a question of will Trump be able to steal the election, cuz he's outright said he's gonna try, but if we'll even HAVE a fucking election.
In '08, the Republicans reeeeeaaally didn't want a black president.
But they reeeeeaaallly couldn't come out and say it, so they had to scream about socialism, death panels, FEMA death camps, birth certificates, the doom of the Republic, and all that stupid fake bullshit.
Well, they're mask-off Nazi now, so they won't fuck around.
Oh, they'll say dog-whistle shit about Kamala Harris though.
The birther shit has already started against her.
And, we've got the trojan horse conservative CHUDS at it again full force like in 2016.
Except now they're pretending to be uber-progressives that can't hold their nose for Biden, rather than the gamergate misogynist assholes who hated Hillary.
Same fucking people, different masks.
I think we're gonna see these miserable awful dillholes change their label every 4-8 years forever now.
I was shocked and betrayed by it before, now I see the fascists for what they are, and can brace myself a little.
There's gonna be no Scooby-Doo unmasking this time.
Everyone's revealed themselves.
We know the players now.
Good that we can see them, bad that they're emboldened to be worse.
BUT...they really needed those masks to do their most insidious shit.
They can't use that now.
Well, they can to the zombies, who when they look at Republicans will only see American flags and eagles and fireworks until they die.
But those mental defectives were always doomed.
Nothing you can do for them.
Anyway, brace yourself for an "October surprise", of fake bullshit scandals against Biden, Harris, or both.
We'll get a rerun of "crooked Hillary's e-mails", for sure.
Maybe even a pizzagate.
Or two, or three.
That's gonna be a nightmare.
Batten down the hatches on your social media, that's gonna be coming.
Be prepared to un-friend relatives, and high school friends, if you haven't wiped 'em all out from the last 4 fucking years already.
AND, finally, and most importantly, if you don't want to stand in line at the polls risking cornoa, or getting punched and/or screamed at by MAGA zombies, but you're also scared Trump is gonna fuck up the mail so your vote doesn't go through, here's what you do.....(cut & pasted)
1. Request a mail-in ballot.
2. Do not mail it.
3. Google your supervisor of elections to see where you can drop off your mail-in ballot. Its usually NOT THE POLLING PLACE. All states allow this!
Here is what you're accomplishing by doing this:
1. Your ballot gets in on time no matter what happens to the USPS.
2. You don't have to worry about standing in long lines and risking infection. You're just stopping by to drop it off.
3. You still voted! Hooray!
Also, when you drop it off, find out how to track it online to make sure it is verified. California, Oregon, Washington, and Colorado have systems that can track your ballot just like tracking a package from Amazon.
All CA vote centers (which are open for weeks to a month before election day) have ballot drop-off boxes too! Many government buildings have them as well, so there's no need to wait until election day when it's crowded to drop them off. The list of drop-off sites is always posted on each county's voter info website.
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