All right, so, En-Mike-Lopedia was an exercise in cramming in every single little thing....
But here, is a filtered list of the stuff I think is actually pretty decent, and worth your time and money.
Think of it as...walking down memory lane of walking down memory lane...;)
Horrors
Alien franchise
Particularly....
Alien, Aliens, and Prometheus.
Phantasm franchise
Especially...
Phantasm II
Evil Dead franchise.
Particularly...
Evil Dead 2, and Army Of Darkness.
Also...
Bubba Ho-Tep
Here.
A Nightmare On Elm Street Franchise.
Particularly, 1, 2, 3, 4, Freddy vs. Jason, and Never Sleep Again.
Re-Animator duology.
There IS no fucking 3.
Hannibal Lecter franchise.
The Hopkins ones, natch.
Hellraiser franchise
The first two, screw the rest.
Child's Play franchise.
But, only 4 and 5.
Oh...all right...
Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise
But, only the first two.
...and personally, I prefer the second.
Behind The Mask: The Rise Of Leslie Vernon
Here.
The Human Centipede franchise.
Here, and here.
Part 3 coming soon...
Honorable mentions.
All of 'em.
Here, and here.
Crossovers
Batman/Aliens
Here.
The Batman vs. Dracula
Here.
The Batman Superman Movie
Here.
Superman Spiderman
Both of 'em.
Batman vs. Hulk
Here.
Avengers/JLA
Here.
Heroes
(Biggest trimming happens here)
Superman
The Christopher Reeve ones, minus 4.
Batman
The Nolanverse ones.
Part 3 coming soon....
Also...
Mask Of The Phantasm, and Return Of The Joker.
Also...
Batman Year One.
Swamp Thing
Here.
Watchmen
Here, and here.
Spiderman
The first two Raimi ones.
We'll see how the reboot does....
Hulk
Here.
*Shrug* I liked the Ang Lee one...
Avengers Universe
All of it. Here, and here.
X-Men franchise
But, only First Class, 1, and 2 are really worth a damn.
....and even then, probably only First Class....
The Punisher
The Tom Jane one, natch.
The Incredibles
Here.
Transformers
You know what one.
Fuck Bayformers....
Robocop
The original.
Fuck the rest of it.
Toxie franchise
One and four, skip the middle bits.
Ghostbusters
Original is the best.
...but, y'know, if you can get both of 'em bundled, consider 2 a bonus feature.
Oh, and newsflash, 3 is officially dead. :(
Super
Here, and here, and here.
Gets better every single time I see it.
Hero At Large
Here.
The Return Of Captain Invincible
Here, and here.
Big Trouble In Little China
Here.
The Dead Zone
Here.
Firestarter
Here.
Scanners
Here.
Flash Gordon
Here.
Oof, all for now...
Next, part 2.
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