Sunday, June 24, 2012

The Very Best Of En-Mike-Lopedia! (Part 1)


All right, so, En-Mike-Lopedia was an exercise in cramming in every single little thing....

But here, is a filtered  list of the stuff I think is actually pretty decent, and worth your time and money.

Think of it as...walking down memory lane of walking down memory lane...;)

Horrors

Alien franchise

Particularly....





Alien, Aliens, and Prometheus.



Phantasm franchise

Especially...


Phantasm II



Evil Dead franchise.

Particularly...


Evil Dead 2, and Army Of Darkness.

Also...

Bubba Ho-Tep


Here.


A Nightmare On Elm Street Franchise.


Particularly, 1, 2, 3, 4, Freddy vs. Jason, and Never Sleep Again.


Re-Animator duology.


There IS no fucking 3.


Hannibal Lecter franchise.


The Hopkins ones, natch. 


Hellraiser franchise


The first two, screw the rest.


Child's Play franchise.


But, only 4 and 5.


Oh...all right...

Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise



But, only the first two.

...and personally, I prefer the second.


Behind The Mask: The Rise Of Leslie Vernon


Here.



The Human Centipede franchise.


Here, and here.

Part 3 coming soon...



Honorable mentions.

All of 'em.

Here, and here.


Crossovers

Batman/Aliens


Here.


The Batman vs. Dracula


Here.


The Batman Superman Movie


Here.


Superman Spiderman


Both of 'em.


Batman vs. Hulk


Here.


Avengers/JLA



Here.


Heroes

(Biggest trimming happens here)

Superman


The Christopher Reeve ones, minus 4.


Batman


The Nolanverse ones.

Part 3 coming soon....

Also...


Mask Of The Phantasm, and Return Of The Joker.

Also...


Batman Year One.



Swamp Thing


Here.


Watchmen


Here, and here.


Spiderman


The first two Raimi ones.

We'll see how the reboot does....


Hulk


Here.

*Shrug* I liked the Ang Lee one...


Avengers Universe



All of it. Here, and here.


X-Men franchise



But, only First Class, 1, and 2 are really worth a damn.

....and even then, probably only First Class....


The Punisher


The Tom Jane one, natch.


The Incredibles


Here.


Transformers


You know what one.

Fuck Bayformers....


Robocop


The original.

Fuck the rest of it.


Toxie franchise


One and four, skip the middle bits.


Ghostbusters


Original is the best.

...but, y'know, if you can get both of 'em bundled, consider 2 a bonus feature.

Oh, and newsflash, 3 is officially dead. :(


Super


Here, and here, and here.

Gets better every single time I see it.


Hero At Large


Here.


The Return Of Captain Invincible


Here, and here.


Big Trouble In Little China


Here.


The Dead Zone


Here.


Firestarter


Here.


Scanners


Here.


Flash Gordon


Here.

Oof, all for now...

Next, part 2.


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