Okay, now, let's finally gather up all these holidays.
I'll still be updating this thing, so I'm doing it as a page, so tinkering it won't mess up any code, or nothin.
The purpose of this?
Well...originally, it was going to be the big jump-out-at-you holidays, like Christmas, Halloween, etc, etc, but, then it got into secondary, and tertiary, and then personal milestones, and...then, I was like, "screw it, let's try to pepper the whole damned calendar, so I'll never be bored".
And, that's kinda the conscious goal now.
If I can have a holiday every day, and link it to my reviews, I can like, drag the fun parts around the whole year, and if I can do a whole year, then, it's every year, and boredom in the universe will be slain.
...or, something like that.
It might give you ideas of movies to pop in on that day, or, it might give me story ideas.
Lotta things it can be good for.
So....let's get to it.
(Note, all belated days have their actual dates, not post dates)
2008
December
- Merry f%$^ing Christmas!!! (25th)
2009
September
- Happy 9/11!!! (11th)
November
- Happy Thanksgiving! (25th)
December
- Merry Santa-Day!! (25th)
2010
May
- Happy Towel Day!! (25th)
September
- Happy 9/11 day again! (11th)
2011
January
- Happy 22nd birthday Harry!! (13th)
March
April
- Was watching G.I. Joe... (April Fools) (1st)
May
- They fucking got 'him! (Bin Laden) (1st)
- A very merry Unpocalypse!! (Harold Camping doomsday) (21st)
- Happy Towel Day, again! (25th)
June
July
- 4th of July! (4th)
August
September
- Happy 45th birthday, Star Trek. (8th)
- Happy 10th birthday, act of homicidal political assholism. (9/11) (11th)
October
- Unpocalypse Too, Electric Boogaloo!! (Harold Camping's other deadline) (20th)
- Happy Halloween!!!! (30th)
November
- Happy (belated) 30th birthday, Evil Dead 1!! (October 15th)
- Happy Thanksgiving!! (24th)
December
- Merry X-Mas!! (25th)
2012
January
- Happy New Year!! (1st)
- Friday The 13th! (13th)
- Happy MLK day!! (16th)
- Also, Happy (Belated) Harry Hembock day!! (13th)
February
- Happy Groundhog Day! (2nd)
- Happy Darwin Day!! (12th)
- Happy Just Another Day If You're Single (Valentines) (14th)
- Happy President's Day! (20th)
- Happy Leap Day! (29th)
March
- Happy 100th Birthday Oreos! (6th)
- Happy International Women's Day! (8th)
- Happy Spring! (11th)
- Merry Leprechaun! (17th)
April
- G.I. Joe Memorial Day. (April Fools) (1st)
- Happy First Contact Day! (5th)
- Happy Easter Rabbit Hooray! (8th)
- Friday The 13th Part 2! (13th)
- Happy (belated) Tax Day! (17th)
- Happy (really belated) 25th Birthday, Evil Dead 2! (March 14th)
- Happy 4/20! (20th)
- Happy Earth Day!! (22nd)
- Happy Arbor Day! (27th)
May
- Happy 1st Deathday, Osama! (1st)
- Happy Star Wars! (4th)
- Happy Mother's Day! (13th)
- Happy Towel Day again, again. (25th)
- Happy (???) Memorial Day. (28th)
June
- Happy 30th Birthday, "Wrath Of Khan"!! (4th)
- Happy Father's Day! (17th)
- Happy Summer! (20th)
- Happy 100th Birthday Alan Turing. (23rd)
- Four years of Shmegalamonga!! (29th)
July
- Happy Higgs Day!! (and 4th of July) (4th)
- Happy (belated) 10th Anniversary Bubba Ho-Tep! (June 9th)
- Friday The 13th 3-D!!! (13th)
- The Continued Adventures Of Harry Hembock (Book 2!) (21st)
- Happy 37th Birthday to myself! (30th)
August
- Oh, yeah.... (Olympics reflections) (13th)
- Happy 9th Freddy vs. Jason day!!! (15th)
- Also, happy belated 26th anniversary Transformers The Movie. (8th)
- Also, also, happy belated 23rd anniversary, ANOES 5 (11th)
- Happy 30th anniversary Beastmaster! (16th)
- Happy 30th anniversary, Flight Of Dragons! (17th)
- The Continued Adventures Of Harry Hembock (KINDLE book 2!) (17th)
- Happy 55th birthday, Denis Leary! (18th)
- Happy 24th anniversary ANOES 4!! (19th)
- Harry Hembock Regurgitations (Book 3!!) (21st)
- Harry's Finale (Book 4!!!) (28th)
- Another Harry book milestone! (1 year since Margaret prodded me) (29th)
September
- Happy 31st anniversary, Batman vs. Hulk! (1st)
- Happy Labor Week! (3rd)
- Harry Hembock Regurgitations (KINDLE book3!!) (4th)
- Happy 46th Anniversary, Star Trek!! (7th)
- 9/11 the eleventh. (11th)
- Also, happy 25th anniversary, Hellraiser! (11th)
- Happy 27th anniversary, Super Mario Bros! (13th)
- Also, happy 21st anniversary, Freddy's Dead! (13th)
- Harry's Finale (Kindle book 4!!!) (17th)
- Happy 16th anniversary, George Carlin: Back In Town! (17th)
- Harry Hembock Classics (Omnibus Edition) (21st)
- The Summer Of Hembock (21st)
- Happy Fall!! (22nd)
- Also, happy 25th anniversary, The Princess Bride! (25th)
- Happy 26th anniversary, Castlevania! (26th)
- Happy 14th birthday, Google! (27th)
- Happy 1st ThatGalaxyNextDoor Day!! (28th)
- Happy 18th anniversary, Ed Wood! (30th)
October
- Happy 27th anniversary, GPK series 2!! (1st)
- Happy 10th anniversary, Red Dragon! (4th)
- Also, happy 15th anniversary, World's Finest. (4th)
- Happy 50th anniversary, James Bond! (5th)
- Happy belated 20th anniversary, Cartoon Network! (1st)
- Happy belated 25th anniversary, ST:TNG! (September 28th)
- Also, happy belated 11th anniversary, ST:Enterprise! (September 26th)
- Also, also, happy Columbus Day. (8th)
- Happy 20th anniversary, Army Of Darkness (9th)
- Happy 18th Anniversary, New Nightmare! (14th)
- Happy 31st Anniversary, Evil Dead 1! (15th)
- Happy 14th anniversary, Bride Of Chucky! (16th)
- Happy 130th birthday, Bela Lugosi! (20th)
- Happy 24th anniversary, Super Mario Bros 3! (23rd)
- Happy 28th anniversary, Terminator! (26th)
- Happy 10th Anniversary GTA: Vice City!!!! (29th)
- Happy belated 19th anniversary, The Nightmare Before Christmas! (29th)
- Happy Halloween!!!! Again!!!! (31st)
November
- Happy 27th anniversary, ANOES 2!! (1st)
- Happy end of daylight savings! (4th)
- Happy 35th anniversary, The Incredible Hulk! (4th)
- Happy 31st anniversary, Time Bandits!! (6th)
- Also, happy(?) Election Day! (6th)
- Happy 5th Anniversary, Freddy vs Jason vs Ash! (7th)
- Happy 165th birthday, Bram Stoker! (8th)
- Happy 28th anniversary, A Nightmare On Elm Street!! (9th)
- Happy 23rd anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall! (9th)
- Happy 81st birthday, Carl Sagan! (9th)
- Happy (???) Veteran's Day (11th)
- Happy 8th anniversary, Seed Of Chucky (12th)
- Happy 18th anniversary, Star Trek: Generations! (18th)
- Happy 30th anniversary, The Last Unicorn! (19th)
- Happy 16th anniversary, Star Trek: First Contact (22nd)
- Happy Thanksgiving!!! Again!! (22nd)
- Happy Black Friday! (23rd)
- Happy 23rd anniversary, Toxic Avenger Part III (24th)
- Happy Cyber Monday! (26th)
- Also, happy 26th anniversary, Star Trek: The One With The Whales! (26th)
- Happy 27th anniversary, Santa Claus The Movie! (27th)
December
- Happy 32nd anniversary, Superman II (4th)
- Happy 21st anniversary, Star Trek: The Apology For 5. (6th)
- Happy(?) Pearl Harbor Day. (7th)
- Also, happy 33rd anniversary, Star Trek: The Sleeping Pill. (7th)
- Happy 34th anniversary, Superman The Movie! (10th)
- Happy 128th anniversary, The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn. (10th)
- Happy 14th anniversary, Star Trek: Hippies Suck. (11th)
- 12/12/12 (12th)
- Happy 10th Anniversary, Star Trek: Franchise Killer. (13th)
- Happy 51st birthday, Bill Hicks! (16th)
- Happy Winter! (21st)
- Happy (official) Mayan doomsday! (21st)
- Merry X-Mas!! Again!! (25th)
2013
January
- Happy (severely belated) New Year! (1st)
- Happy 20th anniversary, Deep Space Nine!! (4th)
- Happy 66th Birthday, David Bowie! (8th)
- Happy 30th anniversary, Fraggle Rock! (10th)
- Happy 24th birthday, Harry Hembock!! (13th)
- Happy 71st birthday, Muhammad Ali! (17th)
- Happy MLK day again!! (21st)
- Also, happy (??) Obama 2, the sequel. (21st)
- Happy 13th anniversary, The Krazyfool Show!! (29th)
February
- Happy Groundhog Day! (2nd)
- Happy 12th anniversary, Hannibal! (9th)
- Happy Darwin Day again! (12th)
- Happy "I...want...to...kill...EVERYBODY!", day. (Valentines) (14th)
- Also, happy 22nd anniversary, Silence Of The Lambs! (14th)
- Happy President's Day again! (18th)
- Happy 24th anniversary, Toxic Avenger Part II! (24th)
- Happy 26th anniversary ANOES 3!! (27th)
March
- Happy 83rd birthday, Gladiator! (1st)
- Happy International Women's Day! (8th)
- Happy daylight savings! (10th)
- Happy Spring! (11th)
- Happy 134th birthday Albert Einstein! (14th)
- Also, happy 26th birthday Evil Dead 2! (14th)
- Merry Leprechaun again! (17th)
- Happy Birthday Mister Rogers! (20th)
- Have yourself a merry little Easter! (31st)
April
- G.I. Joe Memorial Day (The Third). (April Fools) (1st)
- Happy 14th anniversary of Krazyfool's Den Of Delusion!!! (2nd)
- Happy First Contact Day (again)! (5th)
- Happy belated 27th anniversary, The Toxic Avenger! (11th)
- Also, happy 52nd Yuri Gagarin day! (12th)
- Happy Patriots Day! (15th)
- Oh shit, it's also Tax Day. (15th)
- Happy 9th anniversary, Punisher!! (16th)
- Also, happy 57th birthday, video tape! (16th)
- Happy 75th birthday, Superman! (18th)
- Happy 17th anniversary, Tenchi Muyo In Love! (20th)
- Also, happy 4/20! (20th)
- Buds! (20th)
- Happy Earth Day Again!! (22nd)
- Happy Arbor Day again! (26th)
- Happy 4th anniversary, Iron Man! (30th)
- Also, also, Happy 20th birthday, World Wide Web! (30th)
May
- Happy 2nd Osama death day! (1st)
- Also, happy 21st Anniversary, Robocop vs. Terminator! (1st)
- Happy Star Wars again! (4th)
- Also, happy 3rd anniversary, Never Sleep Again. (4th)
- Happy belated 4th anniversary, Star Trek: Reboot. (8th)
- Leaves! (10th)
- Happy Mother's Day again! (12th)
- Happy 31st anniversary, Creepshow! (16th)
- Full bloomage! (20th)
- Happy 33rd anniversary, The Empire Strikes Back. (21st)
- Happy 4th observed Towel Day! (25th)
- Happy (???) Memorial Day again. (27th)
June
- Happy 28th anniversary, GPK series 1!! (1st)
- Also, happy 29th anniversary, Star Trek: Because You Wish It! (1st)
- Happy 31st Birthday, "Wrath Of Khan"!! (4th)
- Happy 66th birthday, Robert Englund! (6th)
- Happy 11th Anniversary Bubba Ho-Tep! (9th)
- Also, happy 24th anniversary, Star Trek: What Does God Need With A Starship? (9th)
- Happy Father's Day again! (16th)
- Happy Summer! (21st)
- Also, happy birthday, Mariette Hartley. (21st)
- Also, also, Happy 1st anniversary, Harry Hembock Classics!! (21st)
- Happy first anniversary to my first sale!! (28th)
- Five years of Shmegalamonga!!!!! (29th)
July
- Happy Higgs Day!! (Again!) (4th)
- Happy 5th anniversary, Harry Hembock: Dark Designs! (10th)
- The year without Twinkies. (15th)
- Happy 1st anniversary, The Continued Adventures Of Harry Hembock!! (21st)
- Happy 38th birthday to myself! (30th)
August
- Happy 1st anniversary, Harry Hembock Classics (the KINDLE book!) (4th)
- Happy belated 27th anniversary, Transformers The Movie! (8th)
- Happy 10th anniversary, Freddy vs. Jason!!!!!!!! (15th)
- Happy 1st anniversary, The Continued Adventures Of Harry Hembock (on KINDLE!) (17th)
- Happy 1st anniversary, Harry Hembock Regurgitations!! (21st)
- Happy 1st anniversary, Harry's Finale!! (28th)
- Happy second Margaret poked me with a stick day! (29th)
September
- Happy 32nd anniversary, Batman vs. Hulk! (1st)
- Happy Labor Week Again! (2nd)
- Happy 1st anniversary, Harry Hembock Regurgitations (on Kindle!!) (4th)
- Happy 47th anniversary, Star Trek! (7th)
- Happy 40th anniversary, Star Trek: The Animated Series!! (8th)
- Happy 9/11 part 12! (11th)
- Also, happy 26th anniversary, Hellraiser! (11th)
- Happy Friday the 13th! (13th)
- Happy 29th anniversary, Transformers (the series)! (17th)
- Also, happy 17th anniversary, George Carlin: Back In Town! (17th)
- Also, also, happy 1st anniversary, Harry's Finale!! (on Kindle!!) (17th)
- Happy 1st anniversary, Harry Hembock Classics (Omnibus Edition)!! (21st)
- The YEAR Of Hembock! (21st)
- Happy Fall!!! (22nd)
- Happy 26th anniversary, The Princess Bride! (25th)
- Happy 27th anniversary, Castlevania! (26th)
- Happy 15th birthday, Google! (27th)
- Happy 26th anniversary, ST:TNG! (28th)
- Happy 2nd ThatGalaxyNextDoor Day!! (28th)
- Happy 19th anniversary, Ed Wood! (30th)
- Halloween Three!!! (30th)
October
- Also, happy 32nd anniversary, Red Dragon (the novel)!! (1st)
- Happy 8th anniversary, "Nobody Loves Harry Hembock". (2nd)
- Happy 11th anniversary, Red Dragon (the film)! (4th)
- Happy Columbus Day again! (14th)
- Happy 15th anniversary, Bride Of Chucky! (16th)
- Happy 20th anniversary, The Nightmare Before Christmas! (29th)
- Halloween Part 3: Hi-jinks Ensue!! (31st)
November
- Also, happy 12th anniversary, Citizen Toxie! (2nd)
- Happy 29th anniversary, A Nightmare On Elm Street!! (9th)
- Happy (???) Veteran's Day again. (11th)
- Also, happy 90th birthday, Kurt Vonnegut. (11th)
- 11/12/13 (12th)
- Happy 30th birthday, Microsoft Windows! (20th)
- Happy 50th birthday, Dr. Who! (23rd)
- Thanksgiving the 4th! (28th)
- Happy Black Friday again! (29th)
December
- Happy Cyber Monday again! (2nd)
- Snow! (11th)
- Also, happy Friday The 13th Part 2! (13th)
- Happy Winter! (21st)
- Merry Threesmas!! (25th)
- Happy 91st birthday, Stan Lee! (28th)
2014
January
- Happy New Year! (1st)
- Happy Calendar Day!! (11th)
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