Big Winter Movies Part 3. (Part 6).

• Part 0 (GB101:EATC)
• Part 1 (IT)
• Part 2 (Inhumans)
• Part 3 (GB:ATC:WDMC)
• Part 4 (Ragnarok)
• Part 5 (Justice League)

Bonus episode!
I just had to talk about....


Crisis On Earth X (2017)

Hey, if I can loophole TV in with "Inhumans", and "Ash vs Evil Dead", then why not?

This is the sixth overall crossover of the DC CW shows, and the second crossover of all four shows.
Basically, it's a four hour movie (well, 3 and some change minus commercials).
Best one yet!

I gotta talk about it, because dammit, it's better than "Justice League".
It really fuckin' is.

And they had WAY more characters to manage, and only a budget of a little over a million an episode.

And it's a better story.
And all the characters shine.
And there's more fights, and they're done really well!!
And you'll even cry in places!!

It's not perfect, some of the dramatic scenes can get a little schmaltzy, and TV budget CGI can look video-game-y in spots, but the story is the thing, and this kicked JL's ass.
And I loved JL!!

DC CW has been killing it, and they REALLY killed it this time!
I dunno how they can top it next year.

But they MUST have set themselves the goal of one-upping JL.
They did it!
Son of a bitch, they did it!

Learn from this, DC, you don't have to spend 300 million fucking dollars to tell a good story.
Somewhere between 4 million, and 300 million, there's got to be a reasonable price tag for these things.

Anyhoo, track it down if you missed it.
Netflix might have it, Hulu might have it, CW Seed has it, Spectrum On-Demand might have it.
However you've gotta get it, get it.

The pieces are Supergirl, Arrow, Flash, and Legends Of Tomorrow, in that order.
All under the "Crisis On Earth X", banner for episode title.

Enjoy!!!


Next time, Last Jedi for sure!!


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Ranking Batman so far (2017)

Previously-

• Ranking the MCU so far (2017)
• Ranking the Fox-X-Men-verse so far (2017)
• Ranking the DCEU so far (2017)
• Ranking Star Wars so far (2017)
• Top 25 superhero films, period.

Well, Batman is 12 movies deep, and it's looking less and less likely that Ben Affleck wants to stick around, and Matt Reeves wants to change things up, and the very existence of the DCEU is in doubt. SO, what better time to recap the flicks as reference for whatever Bruce Wayne's next outing is?

Here we go...

1. Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm

"What??!?! Not Dark Knight?!?!", you must be saying.
Nope.
When you get out the scalpel, and dissect it, this one has the best depiction of Batman, and Bruce's struggle between having a normal life, and being Batman.
It's tear jerking.
Other Batman movies have great villains, this movie is actually about Batman.
Therefore, it's the best Batman movie.
QED.
Also, where this is a wide release theatrical film, you can officially count Kevin Conroy among your favorite Batmans, and Mark Hamill counts as a movie Joker.

2. The Lego Batman Movie

"Lego Batman!?!?! Are you fucking mad?!?!? It's Dark Knight!!!".
Nope.
I love the shit out of Dark Knight, but this is a celebration of EVERYTHING Batman.
If you're a longtime Batfan, this is for you.
It's wonderful.

3. The Dark Knight

There you go, there's Dark Knight.
You can exhale now.

4. The Dark Knight Rises

I genuinely don't understand the retroactive hate-boner some people have for this flick.
I think it's fucking great.
I mean, I've heard some of the lame nitpicky reasons why, and they don't fly.
Dark Knight can be nitpicked too, but people give it a pass because they love Ledger's Joker so much.
No one was ever going to equal or beat Ledger.
That was a once in a generation thing.
Me, I loved Tom Hardy's Bane just fine.
There's nothing that sucks in this movie, people are spoiled and like to bitch.

5. Justice League

It really shouldn't have taken 75 years for this to be a thing.
But we're finally here, and it feels good.

6. Batman v Superman

Ditto.

7. Batman Begins

Best live-action depiction of Batman's origin story you're likely to ever get.
I hope they never redo the origin again in my lifetime.
We've got it.
We know it.
Let's move forward.
Same with Spider-Man.

8. Batman Returns

My favorite of the Burton/Shumaker quadrilogy.
Remember, this one happens at Christmas, so it's "The Batman Christmas Special".
If you get sick of Rudolph and The Grinch, you've always got this to pop in.

9. Batman

Still iconic, so much so, Danny Elfman swiped the theme for bits of Justice League.

10. Batman The Movie

People razz on the Adam West incarnation, but his version pulled off the offbeat humor that the Shumacher ones failed miserably at recapturing.
It's a tricky balance.
West's Batman is a very weird guy who takes himself very seriously, but the people around him are forced to take him seriously too, because he always wins.
That goes from funny, to all the way back around the dial to cool.
West makes it look easy, but fuckin' Kilmer and Cloony couldn't do it.
RIP, Adam.

11. Batman Forever

If these are what we had to go through to get to Nolan, then I'm fine with it now.

12. Batman and Robin

Ditto.


And that's Batman's cinematic big screen adventures.
See you next time for Jake Gyllenhaal, or whomever dons the cowl next.


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Thanksgiving the 8th.

Previously...

• Happy Thanksgiving! (2010)
• Happy Thanksgiving!! (2011)
• Happy Thanksgiving!!! Again!! (2012)
• Thanksgiving the 4th! (2013)
• Thanksgiving the 5th! (2014)
• Thanksgiving the 6th! (2015)
• Thanksgiving the 7th. (2016)

My comment on the pic: Yessss, children, tear the flesh, WEAR the flesh!!
Ahahhahahaa!!


Yeah, last year was a shit pile.
Ma got sick again, and she wasn't home, and everyone awesome was dying, and we got our shitty president, so...I was pretty much dead inside.
This year feels a little bit better.
Even though we've still got the shitty president.
*Shaking dice gesture* c'moooooon, impeachment!!

"The Last Jedi", comes out next month.
That's a good thing.
"Solo: A Star Wars Story", comes out in May somehow.

"Justice League", is getting mutilated at the box office, and by critics.
Weird.
Whodathunk?


This Christmas will be the last "all-purpose superhero thread", thingy.
I don't need that anymore.
The superhero movies devoured Hollywood.
We won.

So, I guess I'm thankful for that.

Have a happy!


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Movies I was waiting for- Part 3!

• Part 1.
• Part 2.

As I said in part 2...

All righty then.
That's the time capsule for 2016, following after the first in 2010.
I'll update this in another 6 years.

Screw waiting, the changes are coming too fast now.
Here we go...


Star Wars

Force Awakens came out, Rogue One came out, "The Last Jedi", is on its way in less than a month, so we're three into the new series, and it'll never stop.
Next one after TLJ is Han Solo.
Hell, trilogy three is even lined up.
And, I don't hate the prequels anymore.

So, Star Wars and my relationship to it are both good.
Indeed, my relationship to the 90's in general is way better.


Freddy & Jason

"Slash Of The Titans", came out, but besides my excitement for that, I've thrown in the towel on those franchises.
If Paramount and New Line refuse to care, why should I?


Alien & Predator

Same thing, after Covenant, I'm done.
If the creator of the Aliens can't deliver the goods, and wants to abandon them in favor of androids if he magically got more sequels, why should I care anymore?


DC Superheroes

"Suicide Squad", "Wonder Woman", and "Justice League", have all come out, and I enjoyed them
And I did a recap of the whole series so far.
Whether this series will continue, no one knows.
Oh, if it all died right now, there'll be DC hero movies again.
They'll never abandon those cash cows.

But, that's to worry about later.
All the DC movies that were promised way back in the 90's have happened.
Mission accomplished.
We're all good here.

Oh, right, and the "Batman Triumphant", comic rumor was total bullshit.
But who cares anymore?


Evil Dead

The TV show is still going.
Season 3 is taking its sweet fucking time getting here.
But, that's a first world problem.
I'm grateful that the thing even exists.
That alone is as close to a miracle as you can get.
If they cancelled it right now, my Evil Dead craving has been fulfilled 20 times over.
I'm satisfied. Anything else is greedy refills as the soft-serve machine.
Another mission accomplished.


Ghostbusters

"Ghostbusters: Answer The Call", came out, its a year old now, I loved it, but it didn't do so hot at the box office, so we aren't getting theatrical sequels, but the comics have taken up the slack on that with "Ghostbusters 101: Everyone Answers The Call", and "Ghostbusters: Answer The Call: What Dreams May Come".
So at least we're getting new stories in some medium.

An animated film from a ghost's point of view is in development.
We'll see if that ever happens.
After the 27 year wait for ATC, I'm not gonna hold my breath anymore.
It happens when it happens.


George Romero

He died. :-(

The only thing carrying his legacy on right now is "The Walking Dead".
I think that's all we'll get.
Well, that's not a bad consolation prize.
I'll take it.


Star Trek

"Star Trek Beyond", came out, was excellent, but under-performed.
"Star Trek Discovery", came out, is on its mid-season break until January, and is glorious, and actually doing well.
So, Trek is finally back, and in good shape, even if the movies are in doubt.
Oh, and also "The Orville", is a thing.
A good thing!
Hooray!


Godzilla

*Sigh*
I don't care.
I'll be 50 by the time they complete their stupid cinematic universe.
It's too long to wait for monsters kicking over buildings.
And I wasn't even super thrilled with the first Godzilla, and I heard "Kong: Skull Island", was "blah", too.
I'm more interested in "Rampage", cuz at least that looks like it'll be a comedy take on the material.
I can't take the genre seriously anymore.
With a fascist oligarch president poking North Korea in the eye, world devastation isn't cute anymore.
I can only deal with it as parody.

Anyway, fuck it, here's the "Rampage", poster.

There you go.


Troma

Fuck 'em, I'm done waiting.
I've got my DVD collection of the old ones.
That'll keep me happy.
It's about my childhood memories anyway.
They'll never top Toxie 1.
That was lightning in a bottle.


So, that's all that.
If/when I do another update, I'll just do Star Wars, DC, Trek, Evil Dead, Ghostbusters, and that's all.
I mean, you can damned well bet Toxie 5 still won't be made.
Okay, MAYBE "Scream, Queen", will drop for a Freddy update.
If anything unexpected happens for any of these, I'll of course add it in.

When I was monitoring future movies as a kid in the 90's, the MCU wasn't a thing yet.
I never could have dreamed of it.
That's why it's not in these.

But, anyway, for the most part, 90's-Me's geeky movie dreams have come true.
Time to make a list of new dreams, I guess.
Hmm, that might be a good sequel idea....I'll think about it...


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Ranking Star Wars so far (2017)

Previously-

• Ranking the MCU so far (2017)
• Ranking the Fox-X-Men-verse so far (2017)
• Ranking the DCEU so far (2017)
• Top 25 superhero films, period.

It occurred to me yesterday, we're 8 movies deep, and it's already getting harder to rank the new ones without a list, so I should do these too.
Here we go...

1. The Empire Strikes Back

Still the gold standard of the whole saga.
Yet to be equaled or topped.
We'll see what surprises and twists "The Last Jedi", has in store.

2. Rogue One

Not only is this good as itself, but it enhances "A New Hope".
You can marathon them as one big movie (and I have), and it's fucking incredible.

3. A New Hope

The original that set it all off.
Even with the Special Edition bullshit, it still holds up.

4. The Force Awakens

I wish I could have this in a tie with ANH, but lists don't work that way.

5. Return Of The Jedi

I am not on the hipster bandwagon that hates on this film.
Back in the day when there was just the three, I have this behind ANH by a tick's pubic hair.
With the new ones added, they're atoms apart.
Until we get to the prequels...

6. Revenge Of The Sith

I've got all three of these linked to my updated reviews.
I don't hate these.
I never did. I convinced myself I loved them in the theater, I defended them up until I got the DVDs.
I threw in the towel defending them after Red Letter Media did their things.
Now I'm back around full circle to fuck you, they're the weaker of the series, but I'll take them over real bad movies, like fucking "50 Shades", or "Me Before You", or the latest Kevin Sorbo abomination. If you rate the prequels alongside that shit, your brain is damaged, and you need to have cutlery removed from you.

7. Attack Of The Clones

Ditto.

8. The Phantom Menace

Ditto.


See you next time for "The Last Jedi", and "Solo: A Star Wars Story", and we'll see where they rank.



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Ranking the DCEU so far (2017)

Previously-

• Ranking the MCU so far (2017)
• Ranking the Fox-X-Men-verse so far (2017)
• Top 25 superhero films, period.

Same drill as MCU, to give me a baseline for the new ones.
Here we go...

1. Wonder Woman

Best one so far, hands down.
The bar the others have to reach up for.
And going forward, it looks like she's going to be the Iron Man of the DCEU.
Who knew?
Certainly not DC.
Or sexist pig Hollywood.
Good on her.

2. Justice League

There's aspects to MoS and BvS that I like better, but the team interaction, and the characters easily push this up to second place for me.

3. Man Of Steel

An unrecognized masterpiece.
I predicted here that time and the building up of the DC universe would make this one more appreciated, and I stand by that.
Bladerunner took awhile to grow on people and become a classic, I think MoS and BvS will get there. At least in comic book nerd circles. But I think even the mainstreamies will eat crow in a couple decades.

4. Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice

Ditto MoS.
Settle for nothing less than The Ultimate Cut.
Watched this back-to-back with MoS as soon as it came out on Blu-Ray.
Magnificent. Go ahead, and set aside a day, and do that sometime. All the subtle ways they link up will make your jaw drop in awe at the detail Snyder actually puts into these. He's an unappreciated genius. Oh, he's not perfect, but his talent level can't be denied. He's a top tier director.
Hey, he casted Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman, even though no one else could see it. That's how smart he is.

5. Suicide Squad

Least good of them.
I even admitted it at the time.
I still stand by that I find it entertaining.
I re-watched this and BvS to prepare for JL.
I needn't have bothered with this, JL only references MoS, BvS, and WW.
This one hasn't aged well.
I see now that the third act is kinda cringe-y.
Even so, its flaws are worth it to see these characters be themselves and do their stuff.
I want more Joker, Harley, and Deadshot but in better movies.
Hopefully, all this Harley spinoff stuff in the development cauldron comes to pass.
We'll see. We. Will. See....


And that's DCEU phase 1.
See you next time for "Aquaman", and "Shazam".
And probably "Flashpoint".
And maybe Jake Gyllenhaal as reboot-Batman.
Rebootman?
Whatever, see you for whatever they cobble together into phase 2.


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Big Winter Movies Part 3. (Part 5).

• Part 0 (GB101:EATC)
• Part 1 (IT)
• Part 2 (Inhumans)
• Part 3 (GB:ATC:WDMC)
• Part 4 (Ragnarok)

At long last, after my whole 42 years of life, it's.....


Justice League (2017)

Previously on the DCEU....
(Chronological order)

• Wonder Woman
• Man Of Steel (first, recap, recap 2)
• Batman v Superman (first, second, blu-ray)
• Suicide Squad

As I said way back here...

"So, thus begins DC's phase 1 of playing catch-up with Marvel".

Full circle, thus ends phase 1 of playing catch up to Marvel.
How have they done so far?
That's for the next review after this.

From here...

"If Justice League lives up to the Comicon footage, they'll finally hit as hard as Avengers like they wanted.
I think it will".

Hmmm, I love it a lot, but it's not quite up with Avengers 1.
I'd put it....between Avengers 1 and 2.
Still pretty damned good.

And finally, from here...

"Speaking of pumped, I'm totally jazzed for Justice League now!!".

...and...

"Well, there, Justice League remains to be seen, but my gut tells me the problems with the DCEU are fixed, and we're good going forward".

I was right to be jazzed, and we are good moving forward.
Be fucking excited. :-)

Okay, now, traditional rundown mode.

• FUCKING LOOOOVED IIITTT!!!!!!!!!!
• Everyone was awesome, the interactions with the heroes were great.
• Humor is great. Every joke landed for me.
• Flash steals the movie like everyone says.
• Loved Danny Elfman's callbacks to Batman '89, and Superman '78.
• This wasn't just the culmination of DCEU phase 1, but DC going all the way back to Superman '78. We deserved to see all these heroes onscreen way sooner. 
• Stay for the end credits scenes (there are two), you'll fucking love them.
• All the criticisms I heard from non-spoilers reviews were blown WAY out of fucking proportion.
• Steppenwolf's lack of depth and backstory? Marvel does it all the time, and skates by unscathed. Didn't care.
• Weak CGI? I've seen worse in more lauded films. If you get caught up in the movie, you won't notice or care. 
• Lines that were supposed to be "clunky", they were little picosecond things that didn't hurt anything. 
• Jokes that are "misogynist", to Wonder Woman? Paranoia out of thin air. The thing they're complaining about lasts, again, a picosecond. It's nothing.
• Choppy editing? Didn't care. Didn't care with BvS, and it was more pronounced.
• "Nothing makes sense!". I followed it fine. Grow a brain. 
• Batman isn't "too funny". He is funny, but it doesn't take him out of his character, it's all stuff Bruce would do. They don't turn him into Lego Batman. Simmer the fuck down.
• Fuck Rotten Tomatoes. No, seriously, fuck 'em up the ass with a red rubber dick. The shit they pulled withholding JL's score to force you to watch their shitty new show (and it IS shitty) is the last straw for me. We can disagree on movies, and I can be frustrated with the sway critics hold, but playing games like that proves they are indeed petty arrogant assholes. Every bit the petty arrogant assholes DC fans always said they were. We're done, RT. We're done. 
• Yeah, I think people had their knives out already for this flick. Nothing but a re-animated Christopher Reeve and Adam West was ever going to make them happy. Fuck 'em. Let 'em be sad. 
• Also, Whedon may have added his touches, but JL was always going to be a brighter movie than BvS. Snyder said right when BvS came out that "BvS is Empire Strikes Back, and Justice League is Return Of The Jedi". The happy joyous culmination was always the trajectory they were on. So don't let your friends get on that dipshit bandwagon.  Call 'em out on it every time.
• The integration between Snyder and Whedon was seamless. It's all one movie. 
• Final ranking for the 5 DCEU movies...WW, JL, MoS, BvS, SS.
• Can't wait for Aquaman, and Shazam. Especially Shazam.
• Really excited for Wonder Woman 2. 
• Really can't wait for the stuff the end credits hinted at. 
• Another one for the "movies that made me high", list. Hollywood's really figured out how to hit my g-spot. 

So, yeah, if you love any one of these characters, much less multiple, much less all, go see it.
See it right fucking now.
Fuck the critics.
Unless they're your spouse, then stop fucking them.
Like, forever.


Next review, the DCEU list to go with Marvel, X-Men, and all superheroes.

Next theater movie review, THE LAST JEDI!!!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Some forgotten Halloween stuff.

Facebook does this thing of regurgitating up posts you did on this day years ago, and I did these back in 2013.
This would have been way back at the "hi-jinks ensue!", masters of horror Halloween.

I think I meant to recycle them into the very next Halloween, but they didn't pop up, and they slipped my mind.

Well, here they are, and I'll retro link them back to this Halloween.
Enjoy.

Ladies, if you want to survive a horror movie, here's what you should do. Cry. Noisily and sloppily, and with every breath in your body. And lose the ability to walk in a straight line. Wobble around like a drunk because you're crying so hard. Waste lots of time on the crying. Don't try to run. Don't do anything. Just stand there and cry for 10 minutes at a time. Also, when you find the killers stash of trophies, stare at it with a flashlight for 10 minutes. Read the news clippings in detail. Pick things up, and play with them. Make stupid "I can't believe it", faces. Also, cry some more. When you try to steal the killer's car, lose all motor coordination when selecting keys. Cry some more. Piss your pants, and throw up a scent so he can find you. Drop everything you pick up at least twice. Drop something really important, and not notice, and have to run back for it. Cry some more. Don't forget to stand still and not run while you cry. And make sure the crying is loud and sloppy. Don't forget that part. It's important.


How to be the doomed would-be-savior in a horror movie. When a blood soaked screaming woman flags you down on the highway, suddenly lose your comprehension of clearly spoken English, and keep mumbling "I don't understand what you're saying". Do everything possible to stay in that spot. Fight any sensible impulse to get the fuck out of there. Tell the girl to calm down, offer her stupid bullshit, like drinks from your thermos, a blanket, a teddy bear, store bought cookies from the glove compartment, etc, etc. Take 3 minutes to retrieve each item. Fumble them if possible. Expose your back to the pitch darkness from whence she came. Best of all, have something you have to get out of the back of the car, and take your good goddamned sweet time walking around the car to get there. The key here is be slow, and dumb.


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Chicken chips!!!!

As I said in "I don't h8 the 90's anymore (Part 9)", about my 1995 Nova Scotia trip...

They've got better chip flavors up there.
Roast chicken was awesome.
It tasted like stuffing spice, and chicken grease.
*Drool*
They also had a gravy flavor.
Mix the gravy with the chicken, and holy fuckballs!
*Drool, gurgle, splash*

Well, as you can see from the graphic, our local chip company, Humpty Dumpty, just added chicken back to the menu!!
And it's as good as I remember!!

They were bought out by a Canadian conglomerate over 5 years ago, but its taken this long to get their flavors.
Probably won't be getting "gravy fries", cuz that's totally a Canada thing.

Ah well, I'll take chicken.

Now, if we could just get a bookstore within a 5 minutes driving distance, I'll have all the things.
Local places have fish n' chips now, so all I'm missing from the New Hampshire/Shady Dave/Weathervane/Nova Scotia experience in daily life is washing it all down with new comics and movies.

I mean, I can get it all online, but physically having it, I still can't let go of that yet.
That's going to be my one old-fogey thing.

There's Bullmoose, but it's 20-30 minutes of driving, and wondering if this time is the time traffic kills me.
If it were local, and I could just take a couple turns, and I'm there, fucking sweet.

Anyway, yeah, chicken chips.
I'll retro-link this in 90's 9.

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Star Wars trilogy 3 news.

Previously with Star Wars...

• Happy sixth observed Star Wars day.
• I don't h8 The Prequels anymore (Part 1).
• Star Wars future movies info-graphic two.

Well, just as much as Kathleen Kennedy can punish, she can reward!

Rian Johnson was such a good boy on Episode 8, he's getting Episodes 10, 11, and 12!!
He'll write and produce all three, and direct 10 to get it rolling.

Looks like Episode 9 will wrap up the Skywalkers story, because this next trilogy will tell some other story in some other corner of the galaxy.
Johnson will develop it from scratch from his own noggin.

Source.

Lucasfilm said they were going to plot out Star Wars for the next 10 years.
Add these ones up with the Boba/Yoda/Jabba anthologies, and that takes us out to 2026.
That about does it.


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Big Winter Movies Part 3. (Part 4).

• Part 0 (GB101:EATC)
• Part 1 (IT)
• Part 2 (Inhumans)
• Part 3 (GB:ATC:WDMC)

At long, long, LONG last, after horrifying weather, a week long power outage, family health shit, and everything on Earth trying to physically and psychologically destroy me before I got here, it's....


Thor Ragnarok (2017)

Previously on MCU phase 3....

• Captain America: Civil War (first, second)
• Doctor Strange (first, second)
• Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 2
• Spider-Man Homecoming

And previously with Hulk and Thor...

• All the Hulks.
• All the Hulks again.
• Everything before Avengers. (has Thor 1 review)
• Avengers.
• Thor: The Dark World.
• Avengers: Age Of Ultron.

And now the rundown.

• Fucking loved the shit out of it.
• Sweatlessly the best Thor movie.
• Felt like Thor meets Guardians, meets "Heavy Metal".
• A fucking comic geek dream come true!!
• Lots of deep cuts for longtime comics fans buried in there.
• I no longer crave a movie of "Hulk/Thing: The Big Change", this was better.
• Mark Mothersbaugh's score was liquid drugs pouring right onto my exposed brain.
• On the Marvel list, I'd put it somewhere between or alongside Guardians 1 and 2.
• Everyone in it is awesome.
• Thor? Awesome.
• Hulk? Awesome. Best Hulk/Banner ever in fact.
• Hela? Awesome.
• Loki? Awesome.
• Valkyrie? Awesome. In fact, she may be the breakout star.
• Grand Master? Awesome.
• Dr. Strange!!!! Yes!!!!
• As I said here about "The Dark World","also, so far, it blends into continuity second least of them all. Maybe "Ragnarok", will tie it in better". It did. It tied all three Thors, and both Avengers all up in a nice bow.
• Two hours, 10 minutes, but it flew by.
• The first time EVER, everyone stayed through the credits!! 17 movies in, and FINALLY the dummies stopped walking out!!!
• "Infinity War", can't come fucking fast enough!!!!!
• Well, all that's in-between now and then is "Black Panther", and that looks like a ground shaking epic too, so I don't mind at all.
• Traffic was smooth, hit all the green lights.
• Got my favorite seat.

I don't just recommend it, I'd say you MUST see it.
Not only is it just a damned good film, it's a vital puzzle piece towards "Infinity War".
See it!!!


Theeeere!!!
Finally, the good post-summer flicks are coming out.
In two weeks, Justice League!!!!!!
Then a month later, THE LAST JEDI!!!!!!!


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Star Wars future movies info-graphic two.

Previously with Star Wars...

• Happy sixth observed Star Wars day.
• Star Wars: The Last Jedi poster!
• Star Wars Anthology Trilogy update 2.
• I don't h8 The Prequels anymore (Part 1).

Yeah, I know, I haven't finished evolving the original one with the movies we've got lined up until 2020, but it's never too early to get prepared for the second batch.

Rumor is, the Boba-Fett movie still isn't off the table, and the other ones they're considering for the anthology interquels are Yoda, and Jabba.

When this whole thing started, Han, Obi-Wan, and "Death Star plans heist", were rumored, and they're all coming true, so I believe it.

So, tadaa, there's that lineup.

I'm getting that ready, because I don't think we'll have to wait all the way until 2020 until we start to hear word on these.


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Krazy For Decades 2: Wasted! Youth! (THE END!!)

Previously..

Krazy for decades.


Damn, when I started out with this, I really just wanted to do animations to comment on how good 90's was for animation.
Somewhere along the way, I wanted to expand it out to the best of the best movies, thinking it would be 10-20, but I kept thinking of ones I'd let slip by before, and it grew, and grew, and grew.
And once it got growing, more categories popped up, and then it was off to the races with no finish line in sight.
But, I realized, all these categories were ones I wanted to do in one form or another over the years, but couldn't think of an excuse to do them. So, a lot of back-burner-ed stuff was cleared out by this.
I'm glad I did this, and got it out of my system.
The demons are exorcised.
I feel better.

And, here it is...

I don't h8 the 90's anymore.

• Part 1 (Cartoons part 1)
• Part 1.5 (Cartoons part 1.5)
• Part 1.6 (Cartoons Part 2)
• Part 2 (Movies part 1)
• Part 2.5 (Movies part 1.5)
• Part 3 (Movies part 2)
• Part 3.5 (Movies part 2.5)
• Part 4 (Regular-ass TV part 1)
• Part 4.5 (Regular-ass TV part 2)
• Part 4.6 (Regular-ass TV part 3)
• Part 5 (Cable TV part 1)
• Part 5.5 (Cable TV part 1.5)
• Part 5.75 (Cable TV part 1.75)
• Part 6 (Novels)
• Part 7 (Magazines/Comics part 1)
• Part 7.5 (Magazines/Comics part 2)
• Part 8 (Music/Games/Internet)
• Part 9 (Trips/Treasures/Treats)

I don't "meh", the 00's anymore.

Part 1 (Summer Of Dune!!)

The rest. 

• I don't h8 The Prequels anymore (Part 1).
• My big podcast/internet shows list. 
• (A.K.A. I'm Okay With The 10's So Far (Part 2))

Now, I just need to add it to biography, archives, and retro-link it in the Halloween brew review.


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Halloween Part 7: "That's why people soup is MMM-HMM goood!".

And, here we are, finally!
Took long enough!
Three more of these to ten!

Update: Fuck!! Crazy wind storm ripped everyone's power out!
First time in 7 years I missed Halloween. :-(
BUT, schools are moving Halloween for kids to Friday, so if they can do that, I can bump it a day.
So, here it fucking is.
Better late than never.


Previous years yet again...

• Happy Halloween!!!! (Hell yeah, ya fuckin boogins!!!!)
• Halloween Part 2: All the drugs in me, all the bugs in me!
• Halloween Part 3: Hi-jinks Ensue!!
• Halloween Part 4: Under the wire, and through a loophole!
• Halloween Part 5: Back In Orange!
• Halloween Part 6: "Hold out your cups, kiddies!".

And, here's this year's compilation...

• Halloween Seven!!!!!!!
• The Update Master (part 1-6, The Brew Review)
• Friday The 13th Part 14. (2017)
• Some forgotten Halloween stuff.

And finally, song time!




And, as always...

Merry Deathmas!
And a happy new candy! :-D


Next year, Skeleton Farm!


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