On Miley Cyrus.

Pasted from a Facebook post.

Dammit, I keep getting the Miley Cyrus memes, and Cracked and The Onion won't shut up about it. 
Okay, let me explain to you people why I don't give a shit, and why if you do, you're inferior. 
Just flat out fucking inferior. 
Outside of rape, child molestation, and MAYBE cheating, I acknowledge no moral component to sex. 
None. 
The rational case can't even be made. 
Also, I don't believe in souls, and if I did, I don't see the quantum-mechanical process of how one could get stained. By anything. 
So, I give less of a shit about FAKE sex. 
And I utterly hand-wave away the concept of "dirty", as something children would think up. 
STUPID children. 
Minus "dirty", I don't believe in "sluts", I see no downside to "whorish", behavior, and I see nothing either sacred, nor shameful in virginity. 
And the double standard? Don't get me started. 
It's all arbitrary shit that means nothing. 
SO, when people get their panties in a knot over a young woman doing a stupid little dance in a rubber diaper to sell a shitty CD, I want to punch you in your stupid medieval bumpkin faces. 
Is this making it clear? Can the walnut between your ears process this at all? 
Are the right people even hearing this, or am I preaching to the choir?

Also, if I hear "twerking", one more time, I'll start making some Molotov cocktails.

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Happy Friday the 13th!

There were 3 of them last year.
(1,2,3)

Anyway, this year, it happens to be the release day of "Crystal Lake Memories".
Gonna own that sooner or later.


Also, it's...

...the 22nd anniversary of "Freddy's Dead".
(Last year)

And....

...the 28th anniversary of SMB!
(Last year)

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Also, happy 26th anniversary, Hellraiser!

Last year.

Well, now that 9/11's over, I can properly focus on this as the big holiday.


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Happy 9/11 part 12!

So, there, the new world trade center is up, and Bin Laden is 2 years dead.
9/11 is all over.
Pack it up.

Previous 9/11s

• 2012
• 2011
• 2010
• 2009
• 2008

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En-Mike-lopedia updates.

Added "I "meh", the Jasons (addendum)", "Another crossover quickie", "UBER crossovers! (Part 1)", and "UBER crossovers! (Part 2)", to "En-Mike-lopedia: Volume 2.5", and can be gotten to here, and in Archives.


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UBER crossovers! (Part 2)

So, last time, I laid out the pieces, now, to glue 'em together.

Okay, this is a bigass graphic, almost 2 megs, so if you've got a slow connection, run away.

Boom!!

That's as small as I could shrink it without losing everything, believe me.
You can juuuust make out the covers, and if you can't exactly make 'em out, or need a little help, you have the file text underneath and you can just read those.
I didn't connect every single little thing, just enough to make the segments gel.
I tried my best to be sure there were no "lonesome pieces", floating out with no connection back to the core, but...some bits were just too far away from their companion pieces.

But, overall, I think I nailed it.

And, that's done.

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UBER crossovers! (Part 1)

So, I wanted to do this way back when I did "Even More Crossovers", but I was soooo fucking burnt out, I needed a break doing other stuff, then I never got back to it, then I forgot it.

So, the basic idea, was to literally pull all the puzzle pieces together.
But....I didn't have a plan of attack how to do it in the first place, and I was so burnt out, I couldn't even half-assed come up with one.
But, the vague notion was, looking at my graphic folders, and thinking "if only I could do it as easily as I am on my desktop".
Well, as often is the case, when my schedule clears for a little bit, old ideas like that come back to me.
And, I guess the concept stewed in my subconscious the whole time, because the plan of attack came along with it.

So, phase 1, re-create my desktop folders from back then.
This was an incredible pain in the ass, and almost burnt me out all over gain.
But, dammit, I'm gonna finish this off!

Here's the folder for "Heroes vs. Horror (Part 1, The Undead)".
Hey, at the least, these are a nice quickie visual summary to jog your memories.

Here's "Heroes vs. Horror (Part 2, Sci-Fi)".

Here's "Heroes vs. Heroes (Marvel/DC part 1)".

Here's "Heroes vs. Heroes (Marvel/DC part 2)", yeah, I know, I fucked up, there's some Image in there.

Here's "Heroes vs. Heroes (Marvel/DC part 3)".

Here's "Miscellaneous Company Crossovers (part 1)", and 2, and 3, lumped into one folder.

Here's "Miscellaneous Company Crossovers (part 3.5)".

Here's "Miscellaneous Company Crossovers (part 4)".

And, that's "the original batch".
Now, "Even More Crossovers", in folder form, so you can more appreciate why this monster killed me.

Here's "Superhero Flicks, Part 0.5: Gladiator (Part 2)", or "The Hugo Danner Legacy", as I like to call it.

Here's "Even More Crossovers (Part 1 of 5)".
With a little bleed-over from the next chapter to make it symmetrical.

Here's "Even More Crossovers (Part 2 of 5)".
Again, with bleed-over from the next one.

Here's "Even More Crossovers (Part 3 of 5)".
Again, with bleed-over.

Here's "Even More Crossovers (Part 4 of 5)".
With a whole row of bleed over.

Here's "Even More Crossovers (Part 5 of 5)".
And, that's the end of the ones that Baconed into a nice smooth path.

Here's "Leftover Crossovers (Part 1 of 2)".
Or "comic shop spank-rags", as I like to call it.
Bunch of hackery by Liefeld in there.
(YES! Finally had an excuse to link that!).

Here's "Leftover Crossovers (Part 2 of 2)".
Ugh, that's the one that really broke my back.

Here's "Leftover-leftover Crossovers (Part 1 of 1)", a.k.a "The Return Of Crossovers!".

Now, here's the newest ones...

Here's "A fresh batch of crossovers!".

Here's "A fresher batch of crossovers!".

Here's "An even fresher crossover".

Here's "The freshest batch of crossovers!".

And finally, here's the ones from "A quickie crossover update", and "Another crossover quickie".

There, there's all the pieces, up next, I'm gonna put all that together if it kills me.

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