Saturday, August 20, 2016

The big summer movie recap. Part 4.

There they are arranged in order of goodness.
It's all good stuff, nothing bad this year.
Nothing let me down.
There was shit that flopped, like "Independence Day: Resurgence", and "The Legend Of Tarzan", but I had no interest in that shit, and dodged all those bullets.
I chose well.

Critics and fans whined about this being a crummy movie summer, but I had a fucking blast.
Sucks to be you people.


Series recap.

Now, the movies....

1. Ghostbusters (First, second, third).

Oh, Kate McKinnon, you've stolen my heart, and run off with it into the sunset.
Damn you!! You'd better come back for a sequel!

2. Captain America: Civil War (First, second).

Holy shit, if this was just the warmup for "Infinity War", then that one's going to melt my fucking face off.
Can't wait!

3. Suicide Squad.

Next year, Wonder Woman, and Justice League.
They'll just have to do, as I wait for that Harley Quinn spinoff.

4. X-Men: Apocalypse.

The future for Fox's X-verse looks bright.
A 90's set sequel in this series, Wolverine 3, Deadpool 2 &3, a New Mutants franchise after mainline X-Men ends, and maybe Gambit.
Marvel's never getting the mutants back.
Don't wait for it.

5. Star Trek Beyond.

Dammit, Simon Pegg. I was out, and you pulled me back in!

6. Sausage Party.

Delivered what it promised.
And what it promised was good.

And, that was summer of 2016.
Despite the teeth nashing, and the rough box-office waters, I thought it was a good one.

Coming this winter, Dr. Strange, Rogue One, and season 2 of Ash vs Evil Dead!!

Coming next year, Star Wars: Episode 8, Wonder Woman, Justice League, Thor: Ragnarok, Guardians Of The Galaxy 2, Spider-Man: Homecoming, Alien: Covenant, Wolverine 3, Kingsman 2, The Dark Tower, The Mummy (re-reboot), Ghost In The Shell, Bladerunner 2, and Lego Batman.

If that isn't enough to make the critics cum, we'll just have to fucking kill them.

So, stay tuned, and see you again in November!

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