Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Big Winter Movies (Part 4).


I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm.....


Deadpool (2016)


All righty, so here's the first one of 2016!

Rundown...

  • Loved it!
  • You'll be laughing from the opening credits onward.
  • BvS, Suicide Squad, and Civil War have a lot to live up to.
  • I dunno what's left for sequels, cuz they made fun of EVERYTHING!
  • Stan Lee cameo!
  • After credits scene!
  • 80's music!
  • Boobies!
  • Counting me, there was only 7 people there.
  • I got the captain seat per usual.
  • I had a fucking nosebleed halfway through. Nose just randomly popped like a soda can, and started dribbling down my lip. Luckily, I had the weird premonition foresight to have a paper towel in my pocket. Plugged it up, and kept watching. Wasn't gonna miss a second. 
  • The blood on the screen and the blood in my nose gave an extra smell-o-vision dimension. ;)
  • Hard saying where this stacks up to other Marvel movies. This is the Marvel meta-movie.
  • Hmm, I guess I'd put this somewhere in Guardians & Ant-Man territory, need to think it over more.
  • Definitely in my top 5 Marvels.


So, yeah, everyone go see it.
It's got something for everyone.
Laughs, gore, sex, in-jokes, a love story that doesn't suck, the whole shebang.


Next up, Batman v muthafuckin Superman!!!!!!!

3 comments:

B. Dee said...

Hearing good things about the new "The Witch" (still haven't gotten to any of these 2014-15-16 horrors yet)

Bee Dee said...

Or, alternately, THIS:

http://www.hitfix.com/news/why-do-so-many-horror-fans-hate-the-witch

I haven't seen it yet myself, but apparently a backlash is in place.

Diacanu said...


We've got a generation of knuckleheads raised on shitty jump-scare movies, and I guess "The Witch", is the opposite of that.

I'll probably catch it on video.

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