"Dear Dr. Herbert" #8.

Dear Doctor Herbert,
Do you think that Harry should have figured out that his arch-foe Abmuloc was really a pigeon a lot sooner than he actually did?
-Jonathan.


Certainly.
The clues were there, and obvious for everyone to see.
A chimpanzee in a vegetative coma could've cracked it.

I once desperately tried reaching his mobile Hmail (Hemtech Mail) via Hembug to tell him.
Fool never checks it.
Probably sitting in his inbox right now.
Unbelievable.
Nobody out there e-mail or Twitter him, it hits a brick wall.

Well...I could have tried his (yechh) land-line...but...who DOES that?

No...Abmuloc terror be damned, I wouldn't sully myself.

The man can get with the 21st century, or go eat beans.

Us scientists pissed away billions of taxpayer dosh developing this junk, you people had damned well better use it!
Now you see what happens when you don't.
Get with the program.

I am made of science!

Bowtomesplendidly!