- Halloween Part 5: Back In Orange!
- Update-athon (Part 4, Odds N' Ends).
- Updates Revenge (Part 5, Pumpkin Potpurri).
Yeah, obviously, I retroactively count "Odds N' Ends", as 1.
Last time, I said I was gonna swap this back around to four, but...nah, I'm keeping it in order of the Halloweens themselves.
So, again, if you weren't here last time, this is for the stuff that wouldn't neatly fit into the other categories.
Here we go...
Another Predator sequel is coming up the pike.
The script has been written.
Called "The Predator", and directed by Shane Black.
Slated for 2018.
"Resident Evil: The Final Chapter", comes out in 2017.
Look, Jason had two final chapters, so never believe that subtitle.
Even if Milla truly retires, they'll soft reboot it with a new character or something.
Then, somewhere along the way in that series, Milla will come back as an old lady.
Hollywood won't let cash cows die.
And, as the perpetual Pepsi to Milla's Coke, "Underworld: Blood Wars", comes out January.
Hmm, they're both wielding double handguns too...
The horror-comedy "Freaks Of Nature", came out on the tail end of 2015.
Formerly titled "Kitchen Sink".
It's an alternate near future where humans, vampires, and zombies share an uneasy truce, and then aliens invade, and fuck up the truce, and everyone fights everybody, then finally they unite against the aliens.
Surprisingly really good!
Had an unexpected bunch of cool celebrities in it too!
Key from Key & Peele, Dennis Leary, Bob Odenkirk, & Joan Kusak to name a few.
Good effects, this wasn't a b-movie! Indie, but not cheap indie!
Really cute! Might even be worth buying!
"Deathgasm Part 2: Goremageddon", is going to be a thing.
They're doing a "Rocky Horror Picture Show", remake.
Made for TV, and titled "The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time Warp Again".
Comes out October 20th.
Tim Curry is going to be in it as the criminologist.
Laverne Cox will be Frank N Furter.
...wonder if they'll follow it up with "Shock Treatment".
M. Night Shyamalan is rebooting "Tales From The Crypt".
That's perfect for him!
He's so obsessed with twists, and that's Crypt's whole thing!
Yes, M. Night, do that.
Do that forever.
The Purge 3 changed its title to "The Purge: Election Year", and it came out, and apparently, it was a disappointment.
Meh, I'll check it out anyway.
Also, there's going to be a Purge TV series.
I'd check it out.
Been hearing really good things about "The Greasy Strangler".
The trailers are hilarious.
Red band trailer.
Billdude made me aware of "She Kills"!
About a chick out for revenge who kills bad guys with her snoosh.
It's "I Spit On Your Grave", meets "Father's Day".
Again, trailer is awesome.
The Grudge vs The Ring is going to be a thing.
All the drugs in meee!! All the bugs in meee!!
Everyone's jizzing all over "Lights Out", and "Don't Breathe", so I guess I should give them a shout out.
"Blair Witch", the third Blair Witch movie, was also a thing, and most people thought it sucked, but just not as hard as 2.
I have no interest.
Turbo Kid 2 is happening!!!!
Now THAT I'm excited about!!
(Turbo Kid 1)
Now, for text updates of stuff from last year, or just quickie updates I don't give a shit about.
- There's going to be an Exorcist TV series, and I have no enthusiasm whatsoever.
- "Crimson Peak", did okay, but was critically "meh".
- No word yet on "The Colour Out of Space", triple remake.
- X-files came back, and they want to do another season.
- "The Last Witch Hunter", was a rectal prolapse.
- "Scout's Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse", landed with a thud.
- "Green Inferno", came and went like a fart in a wind tunnel.
- "Pride and Prejudice And Zombies", was another "Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter".
- "The Forest", was another critical "meh".
- No word on the "Cabin Fever", remake.
- Ditto "Five Nights At Freddy's".
- Ditto "Night On Bald Mountain".
Tomorrow, Weee've got cauldron con-coct-tiooooon! Don't wanna dream no moooore!!