Creepy cult propaganda for parents of children.

Yes, crush their dreams early on.....



Children, if your parents have, or are doing this to you, you're in a cult.

Run away from home.
Get the hell out of there.
You have Unca' Diacanu's permission.

You're better off being a hobo or a carnie than the grisly fate that awaits you.
That being, a clone of your creepy brainwashed parents.

Now, leave the room so I can do some grownup talk...

As for you, creepy brainwashing cult, fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.

And fuck your doornockers, and fuck your creepy newsletter where all the criminals and demon-possessed are black people.

*Grumble* I went to elementary school with a kid on my bus who's parents wouldn't let him have Transformers, or He-Man, or any of that.

Poor kid acted like live-action Butters.

The bus driver told me and my pals "his parents are religious", but wouldn't disclose the religion, like it was some fucking state secret.

Well, now I fucking know.
Hope that kid rebelled something fierce in his teens.

So, you "truth seekers", out there wanting to pick one of these nightmare cults for yourselves, leave out the Jehovah's Witnesses, cuz...they're totally anti-fun.

Shit, at least the startup-cults run by a guy out of the back of a windowless van allow indiscriminate premarital fucking.