Monday, January 11, 2010

Whelp, I don't like Jesse Ventura anymore.

But, keep in mind my reasons for liking him were thinking his wrestling commentary in the late 80's was funny, and that he kicked ass in "Predator".

Not exactly a deep crevice of disillusionment to fall into.

Anyway, the reason he sucks now, is his new show "conspiracy theory".

Well, if you've managed not to read my rant "The Batshit Files", here it is yet again for what I think of conspiracy theories, and those who shovel them.

I dunno how long the show's been on, but I finally stumbled onto an episode a couple days ago while flipping channels.

Sure enough, jumping in with both feet with fucking 9/11 conspiracies.

Atrocious.

Only caught the end, but it was repulsive enough.

Saying so-and-so SWEARS he dug the black boxes of the planes out of the rubble, and that the black boxes will show that the hijackers had control of the planes before they took off, and that this will show it was an inside job.

Then, it wrapped up with Ventura barking at the camera "I've read the 9/11 report!! WHERE is the mention of those black boxes!?!? WHERE is the mention of the thermite DR. so-and-so says he found?!?! WHERE are the black boxes?!?!?!".

Um, no, you pea-brained invertebrate, that's MY line as a skeptic.

Where ARE the fucking black boxes?

Until then, you've got bullshit someone fucking made the fuck up.

And see, a generation of yahoos will be poisoned by this shit, and who knows how much this will set humanity back, and for what???

For Jesse to make a quick fucking buck.

It doesn't get more destructively and nihilistically cynical than that.

You're dead to me, Ventura.

Course, if what you're doing isn't going to make you lose sleep, I'm certain my scorn in my little corner of cyberspace won't.

But, I can pass along what a cynical charlatan you are at least.
And a pigfucker.

1 comment:

Paladin said...

Yeah, he's always been a bit of a moonbat.

I guess people who buy into this stuff never stop to wonder how we know so much about what actually happened on those planes that day.

It's because people on the planes were in contact with the ground via the airphones and their cellphones pretty much the whole time. A flight attendant aboard the first plane to crash was talking to the airline right up until the moment of impact. Lots of people talked to their families (remember Todd Beamer and "Let's role?"). Why would these people lie to their families about what was happening?

And the black box for United 93 was found. And the victims' families have listened to it. And they seem satisfied with the official explanation.

I guess Ventura is also unaware that the cockpit voice recorder is only good for the LAST 30 MINUTES of the flight, so the tape for the planes that hit the towers wouldn't retain recordings made during takeoff anyway.

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