Thursday, October 8, 2020

Week 30 of this corona shit!

Updated from last time.


And also an update to "The Big Problems".

Man, you don't hear about Peak Oil anymore, do ya?
Or whatsisname from Iran.

But check this shit out...


Super Viruses!!


Yhep, yhep, yhep....

We could build flying electrical Jetsons cars, heal the environment, end all war, and then a pesky little microbe could just come right along, and turn our entrails into liquid shit blasting out of every hole, and maybe even under our fingernails.

Fun shit.

The cure?
A cure!!

And that takes scientists.
Shitloads of them.
And guess what? Biologists have to be up on evolution.
And that takes believing in it.
Which is handy, because it just happens to be fucking true.

But religion is fighting evolution, and science in general right now.
Yeah, that's helpful.
Thanks, religion.
Thanks.
For this, and all the wonderful things you bring.
Really.
Thanks.
You're just super.


Holy fuckballs.
That's the 'rona crisis all over isn't it?
Well, apart from the liquid shit.
But, some small handful of 'rona victims do get the shits.

So, yeah, terrifying that I had that nailed.
But, really, what atheist who's been watching fundamentalist Christianity with a wary eye for the last decade and change couldn't see something vaguely like this coming?
I didn't want it to ever happen in my lifetime, but it was coming.
And here we fucking are.
Happy Halloween, kiddies.


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