Start the revolution without me, fellas.

Revolution.

Secession.

Balkanization.

There's a raging hardon lately for at least one of the above in various circles.

You got your militia assholes, you got your tea party douches, you've got the "going Galt", "movement", you've got the governor of Texas shooting his mouth off...

Oh, and this is hilarious, frothing crackpot, and shitty SF author, Orson Scott Card is threatening revolution if gay marriage is federally recognized.

Ain't that some fun shit?

Fat and priveledged country, and people want to hit the self destruct button because an election didn't go their way, and/or the economy got bumpy, and/or people's loved ones want the same legal rights as everyone else.

Does one laugh or cry?

What is it with these paranoid people, that when they feel cornered, they want to tear it all down, and blow it all up?
And they always feel cornered.
What's up with that shit?
There's never a final victory; they could own the whole fucking world, and they'd still be looking over their shoulder.

But yeah, blowing it all up.
Seems to tie into the whole religious doomsday death wish mentality.

And speaking of militia assholes, didn't one of their big leaders applaud Timothy McVeigh back in the 90's?
I vividly recall this.
Pretty fucking sure I didn't dream it.
Wow, McVeigh, that's the kind of mind we're dealing with.

The sick thing with the militia nuts, is they even use the name "militia", to tie back to the days of the American Revolution....but would these cock-knockers re-install Jeffersonian democracy after they got done slaughtering some kids?
Doubtful.
Highly doubtful.
They wrap themselves in American historical imagry, but...it's cold, empty bullshit like so much else.

None of these fucking "revolutionaries", would restore Jeffersonian liberal democracy after tearing it down, they all seem to just want petty fiefdoms under anarcho-capitalism, pure anarchy, or theocracy.

It's all really about hairless apes with their pulsing egos, who think they got the shit end of the stick, and want the world carved up so they get the bigger piece of the pizza.
Same old shit.

Oh, I'm sure they're not all knuckle draggers who've watched too much fucking Red Dawn, a lot more are just fear mongered.

Either by the batshit media, or the batshit underground media.

Of the few genuinely rational ones out there, they're outnumbered by the nuts, and they'd be spending the next revolution, and the next, and the next, fighting off the nuts.
Civil war without end.

Unless they compromise with the nuts.
Instant fail then.
And fascism for generations.

And some lovely fun anarchy in the preliminary stages for killing the neighbors in front of their kids.
And then killing the kids.
And raping the wife.
And killing her.
Y'know, spoils of war.
Oh, I've heard stuff like this hinted towards in the grumblings of these people.
It's part and parcel with the civilzation collapse fantasies.

Beware the fucker who creams over it all falling apart.

Oh, but these fellas are gonna save America, and restore liberal democracy.
Uh huh.
Yeah...

But yeah, don't you just feel so "patriotic", hearing all this revolution talk?

Don't you just see those glazed batshit dilated eyeballs, and go "oh boy, I can't wait, it's gonna be like George Washington!"?

Doncha?

Don't ya just get that sense?

Don't the fat faced loons in their fatigues, and the weenies with the teabag hats just fill you with that level of nobility and hope?

Ah, but I shouldn't be antagonizing these people.

I should be kissing up to them, in case their batshit fantasies come true.

Y'know, like how I should buy meteor insurance when I see the "the end is near", sandwich board dude.

Nah, I'll antagonize.
Gleefully.
*Smirk*
*Finger*