The Metaphysics Of Pussy.

This one's rather raunchy, no kids allowed.


Okay, this is another old one, I'm pasting it in mostly as is, with minor edits for formatting, typos, etc.


Okay, guess I'll write down my whole thought process on this topic to get it out of my head.

*Rolls up sleeves, cracks knuckles*

Alright, masturbation isn't cheating.

Masturbation to porn isn't cheating.

Your woman using a toy isn't cheating.

Ah, but what if the toy is hooked up to an inflatable dude?

Still not cheating?

If not, you can have a love doll too.

What if you both bang your lovedolls in the same room together?
Spicing things up?

What if it's better than inflatable lovedolls, but sex androids?

Still masturbation?

Dancing the edge of cheating?

Bear with me and say it isn't.

Okay, last step, banging two other humans together.

You're still using them as sex dolls, and they're using you as sex dolls.
No love is exchanged.
Just raw fuckery between four consenting adults.

Seems to be the way swingers process the whole thing.

Or, come at it another way.

Masturbation to porn ain't cheating.

Okay, but think of the mental leap you have to make to even masturbate to porn.

George Carlin put it in a funny way.
"I don't like porn. I mean, think about it. A sexy girl comes in, takes off all her clothes, masturbates for you, and for a little while, it's like she's your girlfriend. Then a guy with a big dong comes in, and fucks your girlfriend. It's not nice".

So, to be able to masturbate to porn, you've gotta be thinking opposite, and imagine you're the dude doing the fucking.

So, what's the difference if it's in 3-D in a swinging situation?

Imagine you're the dude fucking your lady, while getting off with her mouth or another lady.

And she's getting off on you fucking the other lady.

And on top of that, you're all getting off on just getting off, and all this getting off is telepathically magnifying on itself.

And indeed, that's how swingers seem to process it.

So, why isn't everyone swingers?

Anxieties.

Is he better than me? Does she like his size and girth better? Are his moves better? Why won't she do that with me? Why doesn't she ask for that move from me? Look at the look on her face. Why don't I ever see that look? You bitch!

And alright, not everyone's had an orgy, and if they did, they might not have gone through that, but that's gotta be an anxiety movie in the head of any guy who's been cheated on, or feared being cheated on.

Or, any guy who even looks at a porn like George Carlin does.

So, cheating is all in mind and emotions, and not the body parts.

And how about those body part/performance anxieties?

What IF she liked the other guy's size and girth and moves better than yours?

What does it mean if you did lose her over it?

What does it mean if she stays with you?

Doesn't the latter mean cocks don't really matter, and thus the former means she's a shallow bitch you're better off without, and best you find out now?

Or, come at it another way.

Say while masturbating, by a fluke, everything was just right, you'd emptied your clip from wanking before, the weather was right, the grip was right, the stars were in the right position, and you had a mind blowing orgasm you'll never have again.

Would you quit masturbating?

Wouldn't you love all your other normal sized orgasms?

So, substitute hand for pussy, wouldn't you still love your girl, and her pussy, even after if for an experiment one night you swapped, and dipped into a super juicy creamy skinned super pussy with a cape with an S on it?

And wouldn't you be a shallow asshole to dump your girl for the super pussy?
Especially if the woman attached to it was a high maintenance psycho douchebag?

So, just switch the body parts around, and that's how you should process the whole "oh no, she's been all tore up by Johnny Holmes, how could she want me inside her?", head-trip.

And okay, swinging ain't your thing, but switch the time sequence around, and that's how a guy has to process a woman's past.

And yeah, you're gonna say "yeah, no shit, child", but thing is, a lot of guys, supposedly mature adults CAN'T process that.

That's why you have all this damned virgin obsession.

I'm not saying everyone lose their hangups to the point of being orgiasts, I'm just using that as matters of degree to illustrate a point.

That it's all in the head, these hangups that get in the way of things.

And people don't talk about it, they just stay hungup, and get all twitchy.

It's sad. Especially in a country that's supposed to be so friggin advanced.

(2nd pass)

Oh yeah, and some side thoughts I lost track of.

Why won't she do that with me? Why doesn't she ask for that move from me? Look at the look on her face. Why don't I ever see that look? You bitch!

Yeah, why wouldn't she do it with you? Isn't that a communication issue?

What's up with these bitches that won't tell you what they like, and go get it from the millkman?

No communication. More damned hangups.

Does she like his size and girth better?

Ah, but this fear stems from the male-ego-centric logic that her orgasm is at the end of a guy's dick.
It's not.
It's in her pussy.
Therefore any dick can unlock it.

But there has to be communication from her of what she likes.

Well, any dick, unless it's some freak tic-tac dick.
But then there's fingers and tongues and toys.

"*Whines* toys?? But then it's not MEE fuckin her!".

Well lesbians have seemed to get over that. *Smirk*

But see, more hangups.

Where's it all coming from?

This stupid society ain't helping.
Friggin media throws at you "yes better bodies DO mean better sex, buy our stupid junk, or no one will fuck you!".

And people go along with it. *shrug*

Then, the drug companies get to sell antidepressants out the other end.

But that's not all of it, but it's a decent sized chunk.

(3rd pass)

Does she like his size and girth better?

Ah, but this fear stems from the male-ego-centric logic that her orgasm is at the end of a guy's dick.
It's not.
It's in her pussy.
Therefore any dick can unlock it.

Oh, and one more thing that should knock down that insecurity.

Dudes, they have BABIES come out of there.