Friday, May 8, 2009

Meaningless Slogans (audio version)

My best yet! :D

Text version.
(Meaningless Slogans)


Slogans - Me

5 comments:

Sharon said...

Bloody brilliant Mike!

It was a good read, but it's ten times better hearing you do it.

I would gush on and on, but I already said it all to you, so you know what I think.

More...moRe!

Sharon

Anonymous said...

Doesn't work here. Can you put it on youtube or something?

Steve Zara said...
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Steve Zara said...

Really excellent, and very enjoyable.

But, if you don't mind, I'd like to make a few constructive criticisms:

You do sometimes slip into metaphors which are unintentionally anti-gay - you mention buggery, and use words like "Fruity-ass". I know for certain there is not a homophobic atom in your body, so you might want to review some of your language.

I still think that putting on voices doesn't work - it sounds too "put on". Your own voice is simply perfect for this kind of medium - why distort it?

I also wonder about the pacing. You start off fierce, but then mellow out a bit (well, relatively - it is always you). It may make more of a point if you ramp things up towards the end.

But other than that, you have a real talent. You make Pat Condell sound like a wimpering softy, and you deal with the real issues.

You really do have a great voice.

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Diacanu said...

Steve-

Well, thanks for the positives. :)

Hmm, as for the opening buggery reference, that was more an allusion to rape, than anything particularly gay.
The system "rapes", everyone, and everyone has a butt, y'know?

As for "fruity ass",...okay, guilty, I guess I just had "The Jerky Boys", still stuck in my head from my teen years, and it subliminally popped in there.

I dunno, I thought I had a good froth going toward the end, but I "mellowed", cuz that very last bit gets kinda sad, and that's the mood I wrote it in, and still feel reading it back.

I matched my outer voice to my inner writing voice.
If something still seems "put on", then I'm fucked.

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