Hey, remember a whole fucking year ago now that the Toxie remake/reboot was looking like it was ready to go right out the door?
Yeah, about that....
I'm sure like me, you've been wondering "WTF is taking so long?".
Comes down to this.
Studios and theaters are pussies, and deem it "unreleaseable".
They say "marketing wise, it's too 'out there'".
Oh, bullshit.
Yeah, it's gory, but so is Deadpool, and so was "Brightburn"
I know what it is, and they're too chickenshit to openly say it.
Its the thing that's always dogged Troma movies.
The openly left-wing politics.
For all the diaper wetting CHUDville does about "woke Hollywood" you can't do "Captain Planet" level wearing of leftism on your sleeve.
You can't do "The Last Supper" without the murderous lefties getting punished.
That's what Toxie is. He's R rated gory Captain Planet.
He's super powered "The Last Supper" kids without Ron Perlman killing him.
And big-Hollywood is scared to put that movie out period, much less after a Trump assassination attempt.
So, this movie might just end up another "Batgirl" and "Coyote vs Acme".
And unless a gutsy streamer grabs it, it looks like that's where it's going.
*Sigh*
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