Sunday, December 9, 2012

Superheroes Two: Part 9, All The Rest

This'll be another quick one.

All the rest again.
Notable franchises.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

4 and 5 are the best.

See here.

There's a new CG animated series on Nickelodeon.
And, Michael Bay is going to do a new CG movie, and everyone's already all up in arms about it.
Something about the Turtles being aliens instead of mutants.

"Turtles Forever", was goodbye for me.


The '86 one is the best.
Fuck Bayformers.

See here.

Michael Bay is going to produce the fourth one, and hand directing off to someone else.
Too little, too late.


First is the best.
Fuck the rest.

See here.

The remake is coming around the bend.
The new robo suit is an abomination.
The body looks like Batman meets a Decepticon, and the mask looks like an 80's Marvel villain.
They've already missed the point.

Toxic Avenger

1 and 4 are the best.

See here.

They're working on part 5, about Toxie's sons "The Toxic Twins".

No word on when that's coming.
With Troma, it could take 1, 5, 10, 30 years, but rest assured, they pick a title, and a poster, they'll complete it. Someday...someday...


First is the best.

See here.

So, Ghostbusters 3 is dead as a doornail.
Bill Murray finally officially killed it some months ago.
Ah, well.
They'll probably just remake it in another 20 years when everyone's dead anyway.

And, that's those.

Up next, all the rest of all the rest.

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