Hypocrites, Part 6.

Stuff from Facebook #45.
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Post 21 away from 3000 posts!

Time for the next bucket-load of these!


Celebrity president.

March 9th, 2018.

Hey, remember early in Obama's first term how the Fox News dummies called Obama "a celebrity", like it was an insult? 
Wasn't that fucking bizarre? 
Remember how every right-winger you knew in social media picked it up like robots? 
And they thought it was a mic drop level insult? 
Wasn't that fucking weird? 
Where'd that go? 
And where's that shit now? 
Trump's a former reality game show host, and literally was a wrestling villain for an episode of WWE. 
Where's the "*nose crinkle* our celeeeeebrityyy preeesideeent", shit? 
Where'd that go? 
Is it packed away in a trunk? 
Is it under the sofa cushions? 
Did it accidentally get thrown away inside a pizza box? 
Or are conservatives all like the guy from "Memento"?

Or are they just piles of dogshit that stand for absolutely nothing?


White God, Brown God.

March 14th, 2014

Spinning off from the racism topic, hey, America, the white God is just as fake as the brown one. 
If after 13 years, your take away from 9/11 is still "they've got the WRONG God", take a big hard swig of "wake the fuck up".

And the update..

March 14th, 2020

Well, we're up on almost year 19, and still no logic in sight with the knucklehead brigade.


Uncle Sam as Hamburglar.

March 24th, 2014

The US government getting on a moral high-horse with Putin is like Hannibal Lecter lecturing the Hamburglar on legality and nutrition.



Red Dawn 2. (part 1 here)

March 25th, 2018

"Red Dawn", was on last night. 
The old 80's one. 
I was hypnotically drawn to watch it. 
I think I've said before how all that old flag waving jingo bullshit stands revealed as lies from cowards now that all Republicans are lined up with brown lips behind a president with brown lips for Putin. 
But you know, I'm finally not angry at that movie now. 
I laughed. 
I now see it as the 80's best black comedy. 
Every line, every scene, is an exact mirror opposite to what the elephant tribe has done. 
Hilarious.

And the addendum...

The left-wing antidote to "Red Dawn", and from the same decade, is "Troma's War". 
That one had the commies and the corporate fat-cats turn out to be conjoined twins joined at the face. That one really predicted the shit we're in now.


Toxic movies vs real toxic waste.
(References reviews from here and here)

March 26th, 2013

Looking over these sickie flicks for my blog reviews, and reading their history, it strikes me funny, how trangressive/subversive MOVIES were treated like toxic waste, but ACTUAL toxic waste, they'd put in your back yard, or straight into your dinner, if they could get away with it. 
Shit, sometimes, they did. 
They dosed retarded kids in the 50's. 
Swept under the rug, you don't hear about it. 
But yeah, I'm supposed to not have a dark streak to my humor living in a world like this. 
*Laughs*


To people who can't hold their nose.

March 29th, 2020

Biden's accused of being a rapist? 
Well, that's a dilly of a pickle, isn't it? 
Hmm, *thinks* well, Bernie isn't going to win the nomination. 
Let's get that fantasy out of the way. 
So, we can have the rapist who's killing thousands of Americans with his incompetence and narcissism, and the one who won't. 
That was easy math, wasn't it? 
Minimizing evil is good. 
The lesser of two evil is less evil. 
Sorry, kids. 
Maybe you'll get your unicorn in 2024.

Here's some more moral math for ya, kids.
If Trump gets re-elected, he'll replace Ruth Bader Ginsberg with another woman-hating Nazi.
Then abortion will get banned.
Then the dinner bell for rapists will be rung.
So, you'll be magnifying rape.
Vote blue no matter who.
"Bernie or Bust", is for 3 year olds.


Plague churches.

March 30, 2020

So, all these plague churches, do you think they'll... 
A.) admit they're useless 
B.) smarten the fuck up, and do video services 
C.) kill everyone possible, then blame atheists and the LGBT community 
D.) take credit for the hard work of the doctors who saved the survivors 
E.) C and D?

E.
The answer is E.


"Reverse racism".

March 31st, 2019

"Reverse racism", is like dehydrated water, it just makes an absence of itself. 
To mean what it tries to mean would require an alternate universe where you could spill spots of dry on wet things. 
What it really is is a dog-whistle word for civil rights and social justice from racists. 
People crying about Jordan Peele preferring black leads for his films are the "reverse racism", crowd.
Stop falling for their shit. 
And shame on the allegedly liberal outlets that have crammed this idea in your head.


TV censorship.

April 2nd, 2019

So, in the 90's, if on a reality show someone got naked, they had a big old pixel blur all over 'em. 
I caught a few seconds of one of the "Real Housewives", shows where the chicks were skinny-dipping, and all the blur guy had to cover were the nips, the pussy crack, and the asshole. 
Tiny little blur dots on those, and you could see everything else including ass crack. 
Come on, you've pretty much seen a naked chick then. 
I saw tits, belly, thigh, vulva, ass. that's all the goods. 
It's like when they bleep "fuck", down to "fu--". 
Come on, we know what they said. 
Just allow nudity after 10:00. 
Get the rugrats to bed.


Conservatism is a sham at every level.

April 5th, 2020

Reason why conservatism is a sham philosophy, number squabillion. 
Whining about participation trophies, then electing a president who if you point out his loserdom, essentially goes "you'd better be nice to me, or I'll be naughty!! I'll be naaaaughtyyy!! You won't like me when I'm naaaughtyyy!!", and then looking at that behavior, and going "Wow! He's so AWESOME! That's STRENGTH!". 
No, it's pitching a fit they didn't get their fake trophy. 
Remember? 
That thing you used to bitch about?

Again, they're piles of dogshit that stand or absolutely nothing.


And, that's those.
Up next, another batch of liars and cowards!!


Previously with SFF-

Weird/humor/musing stuff, Part 5. (SFF #44)