Superheroes Three: Part 5, All The Rest

• Ninja Turtles (2011)
• Transformers (2011)
• Robocop (2011)
• Toxie (2011)
• Ghostbusters (2011)
• All The Rest (2012)
• Star Wars (2011)
• Star Wars Two (2012)
• Star Trek (2011)
• Star Trek Two (2012)
• Assessing my collection. (Superheroes) (recaps everything else)

All righty, so, this'll go pretty quick...


Ninja Turtles 

The Michael Bay/Platinum Dunes one is coming this summer.


Transformers

Michael Bay again.
Summer again.

Transformers: Age Of Extinction.
Dinobots.

Bay lied, he directed after all.
Although, some random nut beat him up on the set.
So....karma????
*Shrug* *Head scratch*
Probably not...


Robocop

The reboot in a couple months.

...why does he have flesh hands?
That's gonna be a detriment, ain't it?
Meh.


Toxie

See here, here, here, and here.

So, Toxie 5, hopefully sometime next year, or in 2015.
Definitely whenever they're done with "Return To Nuke 'Em High", parts 1-2.
Part 1 is done, but still touring festivals.
They're starting on 2 as we speak.

And, word of a big Hollywood remake of Toxie 1 with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
He must be the mayor, or the power plant owner, or a the Nazi police chief, cuz Toxie starts out as a teen.
Well, we'll see...


Ghostbusters

Remember when I said Bill Murray killed Ghostbusters 3 by turning it down?
Bless his little heart, Dan Aykroyd isn't giving up.
He's retooling the script for the zillionth time, and trying to get young comedians to be the new Ghostbusters.
The studio says they'll only do it if he can get at least 2 stars.
Well, we'll see...
If I'll never give up on a Punisher sequel, Dan has every right not to give up on his baby that he actually made.
Go, Danny, go!!


Star Wars

Pretty much that infographic.

Also, Hamill, Ford, and Fisher are back.
Lucas blabbed it.
Disney wants it to be a big thing when they reveal it, so they're being super secretive, even though we know.
These studios are so weird lately about their secrets.

And speaking of silly secrecy...


Star Trek

...it was Khan.
Should have been in the goddamned tagline.
Abrams even has said he regrets the secrecy.
Apology accepted.

Anyhoo, see here for the review.

Paramount wants Star Trek 3 in time for the 50th anniversary in 2016.
J.J has gone off to do Star Wars 7.
They can't nail down a director.
And they have two new writers, and Lindeloff has been shown the door.
YAY!!!

And, all the rest from last year?
Um...fuck it.
Dig through the archives of last Christmas if ya want.
Basically, all the other rumored sequels and remakes are still hanging in the air.
I'll post 'em when they become real.

Oh, Lone Ranger happened.
And bombed.
So, there's that one...

And, that's the end.
Cuz, like I said here...

"...since my summer reviews grew into En-Mike-lopedia 2.5, you pretty much got your goodies anyway, you just got them early. 
Count that as Thanksgiving and Christmas".

So, here's that again.

En-Mike-lopedia 2.5

And, we're done!