Fat Bernie's guide to love.

I'm mixed on this one, it's not for kids, but it's a kid memory...eh..parental discretion.

Okay, so, I'm 12-13, and at Sweetser, and Bernie, the fat kid, takes me aside on the pathway back from the building where the cafeteria is, to the building where our class is, and tells me the secret to women.

"First, you wanna cum in their mouth, they love it! They LOVE it! Then, cum on their face, their eyes, their belly, their tits, their hair, their arms, their hands, their feet, everywhere, cum all over 'em. They love it, They LOVE it!!".

Skeptically, and humoring him, I said "all over 'em eh? Okay, I'll remember that".

And I have.

So, there you go, all women, not just the ones in pornos, are bukkake cumsluts.

All of 'em. They love it. They LOVE it.

A little tip from Uncle Mike, handed down from Uncle Bernie.


Pass that along.

*Evil grin*