I shouldn't have to explain this, but apparently, I'm surrounded by the dull-witted.
Backstory first!!
When I went to vote, they had the usual gaggle of idiots out the back entrance with the petitions.
I don't sign the petitions.
Never have. Never will.
The only one that opened their yap to try to lure me over was an old lady who wanted me to sign for voting for voter ID.
I said "no" and kept walking.
Some other slightly less older lady mumbled loud enough for me to hear "oh, yeah, voter ID is such a crazy idea!".
I rolled my eyes, and kept walking without any pause.
I got the fuck out of there.
So, yes, old lady, voter ID is a crazy idea.
And stupid.
Here's why.
It's really simple.
Are you ready to have your mind blown?
Here we go!
When I fucking registered, I needed 3 forms of ID.
Registration was my fucking voter ID.
That I'm in the big book means I already did the voter ID thing.
No one walks in off the street and just votes.
It's not a thing.
Anyone who says otherwise is a fucking liar.
And a bad one. It's not even a well constructed plausible lie.
Like when you were a little kid, and you had that little weirdo liar who was your friend just because he lived next door, and he'd say he saw a dead Leprechaun in the woods, and poked it with a stick.
"Illegals are just walking in and voting!!!" is right up there with goddamned dead Leprechauns.
So!! Your dumb dead-Leprechaun-poking ass wants me to burn gas, and piss 30-40 bucks down the toilet at the DMV for another fucking card in my wallet that does literally nothing for a non-existent problem.
Like when I was 10, and had fake joke cards cut out of a MAD magazine in there.
At least the MAD cards made me smile. And were way cheaper.
The "let me vote!! I'm white!!" card would just fill me with vomit inducing rage.
And then I have to renew that worthless piece of crap every couple years.
Burning more gas, and flushing more money down the toilet.
For something I know is worthless junk.
Foisted on me by paranoid racist morons.
Yeah, fuck you, lady.
Take your scoffing indignation, and blow it out your ass.
Anyway!! My vote contributed to robbing Trump of Maine.
And putting our Dems in the Senate.
So at least there's that.
Even if democracy collapses, I got one last thumb in the eye to my moron neighbors.
And if voter ID gets on the ballot, I'm voting "no" on that stupid bullshit.
To my last breath, I resist thee.
3 comments:
Yeah, hear hear.
Christ, what a stupid day. I had an even uglier headache than in 2016.
And everywhere, EVERYWHERE I look, it really does seem like the primary factor in getting so many people to vote for the dumbshit is...the goddamned transgender athletes/bathrooms/pronouns shit. EVERYWHERE. In addition to the usual crap. This is it. This is what will go down in history as what led to the most horrifically stupid political comeback ever?
We can only hope that the worst doesn't come to pass.
There's no point in me saying anything else, because you've already read some variant of my message probably forty times in the last four days.
Is the tariff thing going to make it so impossible for hillbillies to buy their groceries and pay their bills that they'll actually realize they'd been had and stage another coup, but this time against Trump? Christ, that's a needle in a haystack.
I feel a little better since waking up to the bad news, and I've been through this before eight years ago, but gag.
Oh, and I watched the 1961 "Pit And The Pendulum." I'm not a Corman, Poe or Vincent Price expert but I have read quite a bit of Richard Matheson and I think the story he wrote was kinda overwrought, but the scene at the end with the pendulum is really good at least.
So there's that.
Yeah, all my TERF-ified ex-friends with their "legitimate concerns" shit that they got from Joe Rogan all fell deathly silent when Rogan ripped the last scraps of his mask off, and flipped over to Trump. Awww, it was all GOP funded and ginned up crap all along just like I said? Yeah, don't apologize, just go hide. Way to go, heroes. And a fucker who swore on stacks of Bibles he wasn't a Trumper for 8 years flipped Trump when Rogan did. Good doggie. Good little doggie. The one silver lining is, all the lies are burned down. Well, two silver linings. The Trumpers won't kick up a civil war for losing. Notice how all the "stolen election!" conspiracies vanished like a fart in a wind tunnel. Well, I guess that counts as a burned down lie too, really.
"Pit And The Pendulum." Haven't seen it in a few years. It'll probably rotate back around on Svengoolie. I remember the broad strokes. The fine details (pretty much anything Matheson added) are blurry.
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