Doing It With An Android

Bruce stared awkwardly up at the ceiling.
Celine, his robot maid, pallid and naked, lay beside him in the bed.

Finally, he broke the silence between them "wow, that was...awful".

Celine turned her head, and replied in her gloomy sounding monotone "I told you".

"That you did', he sighed.

She paused as if in thought, her harddrive rattled a bit, and then she asked "what are you thinking?".

Bruce grimaced as if he smelled dog shit "Oh HERE we go! Now it starts!".

Needless to say, things between them were never the same again.

THE END.