Hypocrites, Part 2.

Stuff from Facebook #27.

A sequel to the last one.


Creationists on the internet.

November 23, 2013

You know what never stops being funny? 
Creationists using the internet. 
If they had their way, we'd still have bones in our noses, and here they are playing with our science-y gizmos, and the contradiction sails right over their heads. 
For similar reasons, I laugh at free-market fundamentalist conservatives being on the net. 
Internet grew out of fucking DARPA. 
The tycoons of the day never would have ponied up for the infrastructure of the early 'net. 
They were short-sighted dinosaurs, just like the oil barons, and American auto manufacturers are today. 
But I gotta hear "ohhh, if your product is good, companies will line right up to fund it. If it fails, it must not have been any good". 
Who needs television with this shit?


Sapient wolves.

November 26, 2019

It occurs to me, if wolves suddenly became sapient, and capable of language, they'd very quickly make eating chickens and sheep a holy sacrament. 
Having unobstructed access to the chickens and sheep would be a "religious liberty", thing. 
Getting shot in the head by farmers would be a nasty sounding -ism, and they'd build their own -ism around fighting that -ism. 
Then they'd make a TV network, and it would pretty much look like Fox news. 
I guess Wolf News. 
Except, I gotta believe they wouldn't field a fat, weak, sickly, stupid wolf for their presidential candidate. 
That's where the analogy kinda falls apart.


Tea Party.

November 30, 2014

Another little bit of irony that tickles me. 
The real Boston Tea Party involved taking a corporate product, tea, off of a private freighter, and dumping it into the harbor. 
Imagine someone doing that nowadays to a cigarette truck, or the truck that delivers the pink slime to McDonalds, and then imagine the Tea Partier reaction. 
"They're disrupting their right to do business! They're destroying private property! Argle bargle!! Rabble rabble!!". 
I love that. 
I love that the Tea Party hates the Tea Party, and they're too stupid to know it. 
Anyone that self-identifies with that shit, I instantly know they're a fucking moron. Saves so much time.

And the update...

November 30, 2018 

Oh, yeah, the Tea Party. The cute name the Basket Of Deplorables called themselves before 2016 when they stopped pretending.


There's that three.
Next time, yet another three.


Previously with SFF-

Hypocrites, Part 1. (SFF #26)