Screamin! Yellow! Zonkers!

First of all, dig the psycho grin on that one kid. Heh. Secondly, notice the greasy hair, greasy skin, and generic 70's clothes. But you know what's beautiful about that? No one cared! I miss that. I miss that a lot. Kids allowed to be normal. It was an era just before the expensive clothes, Clearasil, and hair product people got to 'em, and made school an even more miserable and annoying experience than it already was. Y'know who poured jet fuel on that fire? Fucking MTV. They've got a lot of cultural crimes to answer for, and it ain't no demonic back-masking spells, or the Britney-sexuality, like the "culture warriors", have been shitting their panties over. The real evil, the real conspiracies, are right out in the open.
Convergences of interests.
Money.

Anyway, watch that ad again from the point of view I just rambled out, and try not to weep.
Try not to weep for the extinct innocence before you.
I dare you.