Snarky cultural comment of the day #2.

Lumineers...

...who sits around a meeting table, and names these fucking products??

What kind of claymation insane asylum am I fucking in?

Lumineers....Lumineers...it feels goofier in my mouth every time I say it.

It sounds...it sounds like a cheaply produced 80's cartoon based on a dorky toy line.

Lumineers!!

It is the year 2050, the oil is gone, your parents are dead, dinosaurs are back from Hell, and the only ones who can stop the chaos are...

THE LUMINEERS!!!

(Hastily shat out theme song)

The Lumineers!

The Lumineers!!

Fighting with magical light!!

The Lumineers!!

The Lumineers!!

With righteousness they take flight!!

The Lumineers!!

The Lumineers!!

Commies they crush with their miiiiight!!!

This summer on Fox Kids!

Excuse me....