...with Dr. Logan W. Herbert.
According to Boyle's Law, gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed, with that in mind, with all the bullshit in the mouths and minds of Kirk Cameron and Ray Comfort - which do you think they will do first freeze - or blow up?
-Philip
I don't know what way it will actually end, I'm a scientist, not a Swami.
But I do know that if they were both sewn mouth to anus in a sort of Human Pill-Bug configuration, and then strapped to a dynamo, considerable electrial power could be generated.
I have detailed diagrams of this, it's very exciting.
...the energy potential I mean...
*Cough*...
I am made of science!
Mahingahey!
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Monday, May 30, 2011
Saturday, May 28, 2011
"I am Science!!", Episode #3
...with Dr. Logan W. Herbert.
My daughter asked me "Why can't I stop thinking?"
-Mark.
Network television, toxic toy plastics, and children's cereals clearly haven't had their desired effect.
Unfortunate...
Mark's Daughter, you're going to have to be very cautious amongst your teachers and peers for the foreseeable future.
Tell no one else what you've told me and your father.
It's very dangerous.
Believe me.
Mark, invest in self defense courses, and survivalist manuals for your daughter.
As for alleviating undesired thought storms, I find white noise quiets my mind.
Put it on C-Span.
Or, fire up the DVD of "Star Trek: The Motion Picture".
You'll be comatose in no time.
I am made of science.
Gimmepower!
My daughter asked me "Why can't I stop thinking?"
-Mark.
Network television, toxic toy plastics, and children's cereals clearly haven't had their desired effect.
Unfortunate...
Mark's Daughter, you're going to have to be very cautious amongst your teachers and peers for the foreseeable future.
Tell no one else what you've told me and your father.
It's very dangerous.
Believe me.
Mark, invest in self defense courses, and survivalist manuals for your daughter.
As for alleviating undesired thought storms, I find white noise quiets my mind.
Put it on C-Span.
Or, fire up the DVD of "Star Trek: The Motion Picture".
You'll be comatose in no time.
I am made of science.
Gimmepower!
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
"I am Science!!", Episode #2
...with Dr. Logan W. Herbert.
I had an 8 yr old ask me, "why are there natural disasters?"
-Scot.
The firewalls at World Weather Control are damned stubborn.
Apologies for the inconvenience.
Hope to have that squared away soon.
Until then, try to cut beef and sugary breakfast cereals from your diet.
Every little bit helps.
It's also a good idea to keep a daily journal of sunspot activity.
I'll explain why later.
I defy you, Universe.
We are enemies, you and I.
I am made of science.
Heil Gumby.
I had an 8 yr old ask me, "why are there natural disasters?"
-Scot.
The firewalls at World Weather Control are damned stubborn.
Apologies for the inconvenience.
Hope to have that squared away soon.
Until then, try to cut beef and sugary breakfast cereals from your diet.
Every little bit helps.
It's also a good idea to keep a daily journal of sunspot activity.
I'll explain why later.
I defy you, Universe.
We are enemies, you and I.
I am made of science.
Heil Gumby.
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
"I Am Science!", Episode #1.
...with Dr. Logan W. Herbert.
"How do particles in the universe know where they are?".
-Steve.
You know how a can of beans has that big white gelatinous Queen Bean?
Well, the Higgs Boson is like that.
It's the Queen Bean of particles.
That's how other particles "know", where to be.
She tells them.
This is also why she's known as "the God particle".
And naturally, why she's so sought after by physicists.
You can just imagine the sort of nifty molecular tricks that could be done with a properly trained one.
Of course, we know what the Swiss will use it for.
Absinthe.
Science salutes you, Switzerland.
I am made of science.
Long live Jambi.
"How do particles in the universe know where they are?".
-Steve.
You know how a can of beans has that big white gelatinous Queen Bean?
Well, the Higgs Boson is like that.
It's the Queen Bean of particles.
That's how other particles "know", where to be.
She tells them.
This is also why she's known as "the God particle".
And naturally, why she's so sought after by physicists.
You can just imagine the sort of nifty molecular tricks that could be done with a properly trained one.
Of course, we know what the Swiss will use it for.
Absinthe.
Science salutes you, Switzerland.
I am made of science.
Long live Jambi.
Monday, May 23, 2011
Ben Stein: a horrid little man part II.
Ben Stein: Rape apologist!
Previous chapters in the "Ben Stein is a horrid little man", saga.
This one.
I am Science!!
Some time this week, there will be an experimental guest column by the head of development at Hemtech Labs, and former colleague of Doc Donner, Dr. Logan W. Herbert.
Trial basis for now, we'll see how it goes...
Trial basis for now, we'll see how it goes...
Saturday, May 21, 2011
A very merry Unpocalypse!!
AAAA verryy merry unpocalypse! To me? To you!!
A very merry unpocalypse to you!!
Also..
This....
...and this..
...and also, this...
...and some of this..
...and a bit of this.
A very merry unpocalypse to you!!
Also..
This....
...and this..
...and also, this...
...and some of this..
...and a bit of this.
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Sidebar goodies.
Added "The Shmegalamonga coat of arms", and "follow by email", to the sidebar.
The email one is handy, lemme know if you think the shield is decorative, or clutter,...I'm not totally decided...
The email one is handy, lemme know if you think the shield is decorative, or clutter,...I'm not totally decided...
Dicky-Pedia: Volume II
In Podsvilles 0 & 1, I said I was going to build up a blunt vocabulary that was an antidote to the vocabulary of cute euphamistic American bullshit.
I was hoping that would emerge on its own in the rants, but, I guess I gotta give it a push.
So, going back through the first 44 entries, and condensing concepts, here's a starter kit of Dicky-Sniglets to get me going.
And hell, why not have this be the sequel to Dicky-Pedia while I'm at it?
And hey, look at that, the 200th cultural criticism to boot!
Suh-weet!
I was hoping that would emerge on its own in the rants, but, I guess I gotta give it a push.
So, going back through the first 44 entries, and condensing concepts, here's a starter kit of Dicky-Sniglets to get me going.
And hell, why not have this be the sequel to Dicky-Pedia while I'm at it?
And hey, look at that, the 200th cultural criticism to boot!
Suh-weet!
Okay, here we go...
Read More......
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Chuck E. Cheese is gambling!
*Sigh* another "concerned mother", sniffing for free cash and prizes, and a restriction on liberty...
Linky.
Look, lady, it's like this...
This is a rat-bastard Ferengi country.
Wall-Street at its core is a big casino, corporations at their core are mafioso fiefdoms.
Let's stop pretending its all fucking noble.
Can we?
Why shouldn't a child absorb the values they need to survive in this repulsive shithole?
And let 'em win a damned penny whistle, or an eraser, and have a brief twinkle of victory in their poor little hearts.
There's plenty of time for life to joylessly beat the shit out of them, and cram turds into their mouths.
Linky.
Look, lady, it's like this...
This is a rat-bastard Ferengi country.
Wall-Street at its core is a big casino, corporations at their core are mafioso fiefdoms.
Let's stop pretending its all fucking noble.
Can we?
Why shouldn't a child absorb the values they need to survive in this repulsive shithole?
And let 'em win a damned penny whistle, or an eraser, and have a brief twinkle of victory in their poor little hearts.
There's plenty of time for life to joylessly beat the shit out of them, and cram turds into their mouths.
Stan!
Threw this into Harry Ultra-MSTisode #2, meant to post it separately, didn't get to it until now.
There we go....
Really did come to me in a dream.
I miss dreams like that, haven't had one in ages.
There we go....
Really did come to me in a dream.
I miss dreams like that, haven't had one in ages.
Sunday, May 15, 2011
SOWTHIFL #26
Changing "song of the week", to "song of whenever the hell I feel like".
The resultant abbreviation is above.
Foo Fighters song from the new Thor flick. Enjoy.
The resultant abbreviation is above.
Foo Fighters song from the new Thor flick. Enjoy.
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Song of the week #24.
Blah, enough of Bin Laden's dumb mug...
Here, a memory of the tail end of the 80's.
Here, a memory of the tail end of the 80's.
Sunday, May 1, 2011
Yearbook.
Added the tag "Yearbook", to "Krazy For Decades", and its constituent decade rants.
It'll make it easier for adding the annual updates to the rest of the series.
It'll make it easier for adding the annual updates to the rest of the series.
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