Wednesday, February 28, 2024

Celebrity shitlist 7.



All of the below are Trumpers-

Thomas Jane (Punisher, noooo!! Update: Not quite. See here)
Yaphet Kotto (Yaphet, nooo!!)
Joe Piscopo (yeah, that's no surprise)
Brandi Love (pornstar*)
Lorenzo Lamas (ditto Piscopo)
Kristy Swanson (Buffy, nooo!! Wait, I hate Buffy. Haha!! Good!)
Naked Cowboy (meh)
Mary Hart (meh)
Johnny Rotten (Noooo!!)
Wayne Newton (meh)
David Mamet (Noooo!!)

Off the list-

50 Cent repented


*Dammit, why is porn infested with conservative weasels?
Don't they get that Republicans hate them?
You see them with Christian cross tattoos and necklaces too.
Evangelicals hate their guts.
They must be playing the whole "God in my own image" thing.
Well, why not? The evangelicals sure as fuck are.


Friday, February 16, 2024

TIL: Bob Clark.





TIL that not only did Bob Clark direct "A Christmas Story" but also "Black Christmas" "Porky's" and "Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things".

Jesus, I wish I could go back to my teenage self browsing Shady Dave's, and tell him "The Christmas Story guy directed that *points to 'Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things'*".

I probably wouldn't have believed me.

Well, then I'd say "check your video book when you get home, you'll see I'm right. But you'll kick yourself for not grabbing it now".



Wednesday, February 14, 2024

MCU Fantastic Four casted!



Finally! They were waiting for stupid Valentine's day.
Geez, Loise!!

ANYWAY!!!!!

Monday, February 12, 2024

X-Men viewing order 1.5: The last couple Fox films.



Maybe it's a little anal retentive, but I wanna fill in the missing ones I didn't get to do.

Deadpool & Wolverine trailer- The Day after.



I didn't stick around for dissection, because yesterday was fucking cursed.
Fast-forward to "now let's talk about it" if you don't wanna hear about my garbage fire Sunday.

Sunday, February 11, 2024

Deadpool 3 trailer!!!







Saturday, February 10, 2024

Thoughts on Deadpool 3 title.


So, yesterday, it leaked out that the title is...

Friday, February 9, 2024

Deadpool 3 title!!!


Yep, it leaked.

Tuesday, February 6, 2024

Evil Dead 6!!


They're calling it a "spinoff" whatever that means.
ED2013 and ED:Rise didn't have Ash, but had Necronomicons.
Seem spinoff-y enough to me already.

Sebastien Vanicek, a guy I never heard of, is directing.

But...I never heard of Fede Alvarez before ED2013, and he ended up doing the 4th Dragon Tattoo movie, and "Don't Breathe" is already a household name....

EDIT- And oh yeah! He's got Alien 7 AKA "Alien Romulus" coming out!

Thursday, February 1, 2024

Looking back at my GB:Afterlife sequel predictions.


Yeah, already my predictions are stumbling...🥴😵🤪

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