Okay, so yesterday, the trailer dropped.
I didn't stick around for dissection, because yesterday was fucking cursed.
Fast-forward to "now let's talk about it" if you don't wanna hear about my garbage fire Sunday.
The kerosene stove decided to die once and for all, and I had to swap it out for another one we have around, and that was a 4 hour process, and I almost got choked to death with gas stank.
And living in Maine in winter is like being an astronaut on Mars, if you don't get the heat and/or electricity going before the sun goes down, you turn to ice, and die.
So that was fun.
And then Microsoft decided that Superbowl Sunday was the perfect time to upgrade...EVERYTHING!!!!
So, Superbowl nuts were bogging down the internet, and Microsoft was bogging down my PC, so computer use felt like I was straining basic math problems through a wooden clockwork computer carved by a 16th century Dutch cobbler.
And THEN!!! Facebook decided the Deadpool 3 trailer violated their rules, so I had to make my minimalist blog post yesterday and Facebook post that just to loop around their tattletale snitch bitch algorithm.
Yeah, white supremacists can spout their shit all day long, and mean girls can drive their friends to suicide with blackmail tapes, but Deadpool can't tell a pegging joke.
Good job, Zuck.
You're just super.
SO!!! Stove is swapped, internet is behaving, PC is behaving, Republicans have had their big snot-bubble cry about Taylor Swift, the sports bookies have scooped off their skim for the year, and all my friends have gotten the trailer to their eyeballs.
Now let's talk about it.
Well, I was right, the real title was/is "Deadpool & Wolverine".
They WERE going to play the joke of it being "Deadpool & Friend" at first, then Wolverine complaining, and it morphing to the real title, but the "...& Friend" title leaking spoiled the joke, and they didn't do it.
BUT! Hugh Jackman tweeted a logo of "Wolverine & Asshole" so they still got a gag out of it.
So what Easter egg goodies did we get?
We got viewscreen footage of Iron Man, the Avengers from the opening scene of "Age Of Ultron" and we got one-eyed Thor from "Ragnarok".
We got issue 5 of "Secret Wars" laying on the ground.
We got a rear view of Cassandra Nova.
We got a rear view of Wolverine as Patch, his undercover identity.
Everyone's theorizing Patch will be an alternate actor.
We got Pyro from X-Men 2 & 3.
And tons of gunplay and jokes.
Oh, and the teaser poster dropped too, so here's that.
And...that's pretty much everything I would have talked about yesterday if yesterday hadn't been a garbage fire.
So, that's all sorted.
Have a good Monday, everyone.
If such a thing is possible.
3 comments:
Well you did survive the cold. Just like humanity survived 536 AD, deemed by some of the hard-thinker crowd to be the "worst year to be a human."
http://www.science.org/content/article/why-536-was-worst-year-be-alive
Just think, we're all alive because our ancestors survived 536 AD.
As for the Super Bowl, I personally could have done without Taylor Swift running out on the field in the middle of the game to take a dump on the 50 yard line. Just disgusting. What is wrong with people these days.
Re: 536 AD. Well, that needs to be a movie.
Re: Superbowl. Hahaha!!
Another thing that needs to be a movie The Sawney Bean Family.
They're the basis of both "The Hills Have Eyes" and "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre".
The real story is cooler.
The real story had Scottish soldiers have to go in like the marines from "Aliens" and fight and capture the cannibals in their lair with limbs on the walls and in barrels like a fucked up Castlevania level.
Come to think of it, needs to movie and a game.
I'd never heard of Sawney Bean, so I looked him up, and although the story seems to be legend, if it were to turn out to be true, I guess we shouldn't be surprised since this is the same land that gave us the real-life basis for the Red Wedding on "Game Of Thrones."
That being said...5593 victims? Rilly?
The 536 AD thing has spawned a lot of articles, but they're all kind of the same thing and they're not really sure where the volcanic event that caused all the worldwide problems originated from.
I've read that they might be able to finally pinpoint the date of that huge Santorini eruption around 1600 BC (when I was in college the "official" date was 1628 BC) but call me when they're finally sure of what caused Tunguska in 1908. I would be genuinely freaked if it were antimatter that did that shit!!!
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