Rudolph & Santa!

Stuff from Facebook #21

A thematic duology that gets a jump on the ho-ho-holidays!


Rudolph.

October 30th, 2018

Do you think Trump voters watch "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer", and when they get to the Island Of Misfit Toys, they shout out "you STAY on that island!! You're defective!! God hates you!! You're mistakes!! No one could ever love you!! Stay outta my country!!"? Or, do you think they feel sorry for the Misfit Toys while the irony sails over their heads?


Santa.

November 13th, 2013 

You know what you never see? You never see a bunch of kids gang up and murder another kid because his deeds offended the eyes of Santa. I wonder why adult superstitions suddenly take on such deadly severity.



Previously with SFF-

Marketplace, advertising, and selling out. (SFF #20)