Lest you want to plug your ears and hum, and deny the fevered glee in the box-office flop of Madame Web is CHUD/MAGA sexism, just consider: they've magically got a long ass memory for Supergirl, Catwoman, Elektra, and now Madame Web, but they have equally magical amnesia for.....
-Captain America (1979)
-Captain America 2 (1979)
-Captain America (1990)
-Doctor Strange (1978)
-Nick Fury: Agent Of Shield (1998)
...and that's just Marvel/DC.
Digging into no-name-brand, it gets worse for boy heroes.
Y'know, lest they wanna throw "Tank Girl" in there to trip you up.
...fuck those people, I love "Tank Girl".
But really, why isn't "Steel" spoken next to "The Room" for badness?
Everyone rushed to wipe that off Shaq's report card for some reason.
Christ, Ryan Reynolds goofs on "Green Lantern".
Nope, Shaq acts like "Steel" was "Deliverance" trauma.
You're not to discuss it, or he'll squash you.
Motherfucker, your Superman tattoo is right out there in your Icy Hot commercial.
You put the Icy Hot right on the Superman arm!
You think we're blind? TV is a visual medium!!
Aaauurggh!!
So, yeah, the haters of only bad girl superhero movies are sexist.
End of.
I knew hoarding this shit would pay off.
Anyway!!!!!
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I've seen Shaq take quite a lot of crap for "Kazaam" over the years.
But yeah, it's just "Kazaam."
The first time he was in a movie was "Blue Chips" with Nick Nolte in 1994. He was ALL OVER the advertisements for that movie, the posters said "NOLTE - SHAQ."
That movie has been completely forgotten.
You know who directed it?!?
WILLIAM FUCKING FRIEDKIN!!!!!
(I can find pics of Friedkin directing the film, but no pics of him with Shaq.)
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