Wembley chow.

Munchies & Crunchies #15

I woulda done this one sooner, but it woulda made me bawl.
I'm all right now.


Kit & Kaboodle/
Fancy Feast Broths

This is what Wembley swore by and subsisted on.
We tried expanding his horizons with other things, but nope.
You know how cats are, they find their favorite thing, and that's it.
Apparently, Kit N' Kaboodle is the Wendy's Baconator of dry cat foods, he loved the shit.

But Fancy Feast Broth (specifically the tuna, whitefish, and anchovies) was his favorite thing in all of existence.
Even more than regular tuna.

Probably because it 1. stunk to high heaven 2. had anchovie heads with dead staring eyeballs.
Cats love stuff that stinks, and has faces still on, and the anchovie soup had 'em both.

If you've got a kitty cat, and you wanna spoil him/her, that anchovie soup is cat crack.
Just hold your breath when you peel the packet open.
And don't get a drop of it on you, or you'll stink forever.
Unless you wash with strong powdered soap made for getting axle grease off ya.

We started getting them for him as a once a week treat, but he gradually demanded more and more until he had one every other day.

If he'd had his way, he'd have a spout pour it into his gullet like the gravy river in that one catfood ad.

We spoiled him rotten, but he lived a (relatively) long and happy life.


Previously-

Condiments, sauces, and spreads (MC #14)