Harry books update.

Check my Amazon author page.

All the books, both print, and Kindle, now finally have the "look inside", option.

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Harry Hembock Classics (Omnibus Edition)

No thumb twiddling, and lip biting this time, now after 3 months it's old hat. ;)

So, this one may or may not turn out to be superfluous, but, it represents something I have to compulsively remedy.

This compiles book 1, and book 2 together, because they were always intended to be a straight trilogy of tomes.

So, here's that...

Order here.

So, as you may notice, this marks the 3 month anniversary of book 1. :)
Full circle.

Now, as to why this omnibus seemed necessary...

Wheell...as described in the release of Kindle book 4, and the retro-introduction to book 1, Amazon has file space limits for Kindle books, so I prepared a sextology of split-up volumes just in case.

Then, when I totally thought I was dealing with a sextology, and that the Createspace editions would be a compliment to them, a side thing, for much later, my mind was fixated on that, and, thinking the Kindle uploading thing would be sorted out, and fixed at any minute, I put out the split-up version of part one of volume 1 as book 1, and that pretty much committed me to putting out book 2 that way, but, when I realized Createspace had no such file limits on uploads, I totally wanted to keep (what was now) book 3, and 4 in their intended forms.

But, I always also wanted to do this collection to fix it.
Got it?
Hope so.

So, here's what you'll get...

• Book 1
• Book 2
• 3 bucks and 30 cents off buying them separately. :)

So, if you held off, here's the one to get. ;)

And no, there's no Kindle version of this coming, like with book 4, the filesize won't make it, so the split versions (1,2) are the Kindle versions already.

So...we're done. :)

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Harry's Finale (Kindle book 4!!!)

And finally, here's the Kindle of book 4!

So, like I said last time, this one comes on the month anniversary of Kindle book 2, and the 3 month anniversary of my first attempt to upload Kindle book 1.

This one hit the filespace barrier, so, I split it into two books, which, luckily, I had prepared ahead of time for just such a contingency.

I worried this would happen to Kindle book 3, but it just squeaked by...

So, here's those.

Order- Harry's Finale.
Order- Behold, a pale Harry Hembock. 

Badoosh!

So, once again, echoing the print edition, here's what you get....

• Same sick, weird, twisted episodes as the print edition.
• Same raunch.
• Same laughs.
• Same chaos.
• Same madness.
• Three books worth of material...split two ways. :P
• Value!!! Added up, they're still half-off of the print version.
• Same issues and quickies.
• Same vicarious revenge on my teachers.
• Same bonus materials, which include...
• Same full color cover gallery. Only on color devices, natch.
• Same tech blueprints.
• Same map of characters.
• Same dental poster that started it off.
• Same original Harry stories (Described here).
• Same....EVERYTHING!

And, thus ends the Kindle series!

Enjoy, folks! :)
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Hembooks, a preview.

Can't believe I didn't throw this together.
Guess I was working too hard getting the books uploaded, and out there!

So, here's a preview for ya.
Stuff you will find in the Hembooks...

Breeding baboons, and Krazyfool....

Iggy, and Billy...

Stan...

All of this...

All of these!

...and a shitload more! :D

Also, the Amazon pages for the print editions of book 1, and book 2...

...and all of the Kindle editions, have "look inside", mode.

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Harry Hembock Regurgitations (KINDLE book3!!)

Aaand, here's the Kindle of book 3!

So, this one comes on the one month anniversary of the Kindle release of book 1.

The Kindle of book 4 will come on the month anniversary of the Kindle release of book 2.
Which in turn, will be the 3 month anniversary of my first attempt to upload Kindle book 1.

So..here's that...

Order here.

Tada!

So, like I did with E-book 2, I'll echo the print edition with "what you'll get".

• Same sick episodes as the print edition.
• Same RAUNCHY episodes as the print edition. Still not for kids!
• Seriously, not for kids.
• Two books for exactly the price of one! (No printing costs!)
• Same issue-complete stories amongst the quickies.
• Same color pages. Again, only visible on a color device.
• The digital threequel that gets you over the hump!

And, that only leaves book 4.
See you in a couple weeks.
:)

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Bookstore!

Added a Bookstore page, changing this...

...to this.

And crushing the whole row of Harry graphics on the side down to this...

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Harry's Finale (Book 4!!!)

Hut, two, three, FOUR!!

...and finally, at long last, we come to this one.

The big friggin' kahuna!

Order here!

Well, like I said last time, this one was going to come out a lot faster.
And it did, a week to the day.
I just had to dig up a Harry anniversary to justify it.

And it is!
The two month anniversary of my first completed sale!!

Tadaa!!

So....what's gone on in that...week?
Why, the completed sale of book 3!
Full circle. ;)

Also, last time, I said this one would be better than book 3.
Indeed it is!
Here's what you get!

• Sickest, weirdest, most twisted episodes ever!!
• S'more raunch.
• Loads of laughs.
• Chaos!
• Madness!
• THREE books worth of material! 
• Value!!!! Price wise, it divvies up to 12 bucks a pop, which, is a SUPER bargain compared to the individual prices of books 1 & 2. Plus, a third of the shipping.
• Issue length stories, and quickies, all run through a blender! You never know what's coming at you!
• Stuff I got in big trouble for in school to get revenge on teachers. (PLEASE grant me my revenge!)
• Bonus materials for the entire series, including...
• Full color gallery of alternate covers for the original books, the lost books, and several unmade sequels.
• Tech blueprints.
• A map of EVERY Harryverse character! (Up until 1996)
• A dental health poster I won a ribbon for in second grade that put the cartooning monkey on my back. The true start of it all. From that ribbon, to now, it completes the journey. :D
• The original Harry Hembock text stories! (Described here).
• Pretty much...EVERYTHING! 

This is it, this is the one I was chomping at the bit to release.

And, thus ends the series!

Tch...hmm, nothing left for it, but the Kindles of 3 and 4 now, I guess.

Well, enjoy, folks! :)
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Harry Hembock Regurgitations (Book 3!!)

And a one, and a two, and a THREE!!!

Ahhhh, FINALLY! We get to this one!

That month wait took forever!
Yep, second month anniversary of book 1, one month anniversary of book 2, so, here we are again!

So, let's cut through the BS, and get right to it....

Order here!

Aaand, that's released!

Now, I can recap.
What went on since the release of book 2...

• My first customer (for book 2)
• My other customers didn't wanna be blogged this time. :P
• Got my copy.
• Finally got the Kindle version of book 1 out there.
• Ditto book 2.
• Book 2 inspired some sweet Paladin art.
• Got my Amazon author page thrown together.

Not bad, for a month that seemingly went by like molasses...

Now, on to what you'll get outta this book....

• Sick, weird, and funny episodes like last time, but also...
• RAUNCHIER adventures! Definitely not kid approved.
• Seriously, think "Behind The Green Door", and then the 3 Stooges show up and start a pie fight.
• Literally two books for....less than the price of two. Plus, only half the shipping.
• Complete issue-length storylines, in amongst the quickie episodes.
• Some color pages, but not as episodes.
• The excitement of not only having the Harry Hembock threequel, but being over the hump! :-)

And book 4 will be even better!! (8-D

And on that score...yeah, a month kills me to wait out, so...book 4 is gonna come out a lot faster.
I want this project done within summertime.
So, keep eyes peeled for that.

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My Amazon author page.

Linky.

Got all four books up there, the blog profile cartoon as a test image (I'll fix it later), and an RSS stream of my blog updates.
(This post'll appear there lickety split).

Gotta mention, go ahead, and check out the previews there, but...please, order my print books from Createspace.
(Here and here)

It's the exact same price for you, but, I get pennies for royalties for some reason if it's through Amazon.
Don't screw me, mkay?



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The Continued Adventures Of Harry Hembock (Order your copy today)

Consolidating both editions like last time....

Order print edition here.

Order Kindle edition here.

Also...

• Original print edition announcement.
• Original Kindle edition announcement.

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The Continued Adventures Of Harry Hembock (KINDLE book 2!)

So, here's the Kindle of book 2....

I said I'd put it out on the 17th, remember?

It's the two month anniversary of my first attempt to upload the first book in Kindle format.

So, that's my official beginnings at attempting to publish.

So, first, here's the book....

Order here.

And now, to echo the print edition, here's what you'll get...

• The same sicker/weirder/funnier episodes as the print edition.
• Cheaper price....than the print edition. ;)
• 2 special episodes in color. .....if you view the file on a Kindle Fire, I-Pad, or other such device, otherwise, not so much.
• The excitement of having in your cyber-possession the first digital Harry Hembock sequel!

Enjoy!

:)

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Harry Hembock Classics (Order your copy today!)

Consolidating both editions here...

Order print edition here.

Order Kindle edition here.

Also...

• Original print edition announcement.
• Original Kindle edition announcement.

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Harry Hembock Classics (the KINDLE book!)

Finally!!
I did it!!!

I tried to upload this sucker long before the print edition.

But, Amazon's conversion screwed it all up, and I had to tear it down, and skip right to the Createspace edition.

Well, I finally solved the friggin' problem, and here it is.

Jeez, it still kept the original upload date of June 17th.
That's kinda dumb...
Whatever.

So...here it is.

Order now.

Hey, I know, for the anniversary, I'll put out the Kindle of part 2 on the 17th!
Howzat?

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The Continued Adventures Of Harry Hembock (Book 2!)

Well, that first one went pretty well, so....here's another one!

And, as mentioned previously, it's also the 1 month anniversary of the first release!

So, let's look back on that magical month again....

The Harry Hembock Volume 1 Saga Collection.

And now, let's get to Volume 2.

So, have a linky!

Order it!

Theeere, now it's officially released. :D

So, here's what you'll get this time.

• Sicker/weirder/funnier episodes.
• Cheaper price.
• 2 special episodes in color.
• The excitement of having in your possession, the first Harry Hembock sequel!

Enjoy!
:)

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Harry Hembock Classics (The book!)

My first full fledged act of capitalism...let's see how it goes....*gulp*

So, after much thumb twiddling, lip biting, and nervous pacing, I finally nutted up, and did it.

Via the magic of Createspace, the first (hopefully of many) Harry Hembok book.

Linky.

This is not previously presented material, this is the original material from the 90's, mentioned way back in "who is Harry Hembock?".

This is the real original stuff. :)

Enjoy.

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