G.I. Joe Memorial Day (The Third).

Last year.
2011.

So, Hollywood has finally seen fit to commemorate the historic tragedy of when all of G.I. Joe met their fate.
...that being, their stomachs caving in.
But, as can be expected with Hollywood, they fudged the facts, and have Cobra Commander as the stand-in for the spoiled clams.

Ah, well, at least they got right that they were avenged by a pissed off Bruce Willis.
Course, he was on "Moonlighting", back then, and he only had to punish some clams, but, y'know.
It's the thought that counts.
Thanks, Bruce.