On voting.

Stuff from Facebook #13

Vote or die, muthafucka! Muthafucka, vote or die!!


October 21, 2018

There seems to be this fantasy going around that if everyone just didn't vote (and that part's it own fantasy, but more on that later), that a dimension hole would open underneath The White House, and Congress, and suck up all the Republicans and Democrats, and send them to a dimension where they fall in a void forever, screaming. 
Never starving, never suffocating, never needing to use the restroom, just falling and screaming. Suspended in a loop in time. 
Meanwhile, in our dimension, the power vacuum is filled by The Green Party, and a virtually identical Green Party that calls itself the Teal Party to distinguish itself. 
And then utopia dawns. 
Yeah, that's not how anything works. 
Now, back around to everyone not voting. 
Your arm crossing, and pouting, and whining about "legitimate third party options", doesn't bring any solutions to the table. Given that, you're not gonna persuade everyone into a giant universal national voter strike. 
And say you did. All it'll take is one racist granny out in Timbuktu to vote, and she swings her whole state. And every state has that granny. Get up off your privileged ass, hold your nose for the guy/gal that isn't cutting Social Security, and fucking vote. 
Assholes.


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