Wednesday, October 25, 2023

Girl Most Likely....to be a Ghostbuster!




So, I think I've cracked open the whole rest of the recipe for "Ghostbsusters: Answer The Call".

The Kristen Wiig movie "Girl Most Likely" has been playing on Starz, and it's very obviously a key ingredient to the stew.

So, here's the spoiler-ish plot for "Girl Most Likely".

Kristen Wiig is a goofy loser whose female friends are mean-girl bitches, and her boyfriend is a neglectful emotionally distant piece of shit, so she stages a fake suicide to get his attention, but she gets committed instead, then given over to the custody of her estranged mother played by Annette Benning.
Tear-jerking scenes are mixed with wacky hi-jinks, and in the end, Wiig gets a new boyfriend, stops an armed bad guy, makes peace with her mother, and creates a happy ending for both herself, and her weird emotionally disabled brother.

It's a cute little rom-com that leans heavily into the com column.

Now!! The extended director's cut of "Answer The Call"!

Kristen Wiig's Erin Gilbert is a goofy loser whose co-workers are snooty, and her boyfriend is a neglectful emotionally distant piece of shit. 
Wacky hi-jinks lead to her re-uniting with her estranged former best friend, and they and two other gals become the Ghostbusters.
Wiig/Gilbert is both enthusiastic to be a Ghostbuster, but socially embarrassed by how weird everyone else thinks it is, and we get some tear-jerky scenes with her and Melissa McCarthy's Abby Yates about not having to please the college snobs, and her shitty (now ex) boyfriend.
The Ghostbusters save New York, and everyone loves them, and the Busters becomes Wiig's new weirdo found-family, like how she learns to accept her weirdo biological-family at the end of "Girl Most Likely".

The boyfriend thread, and ex-coworkers/pleasing the snobs thread are more through the extended cut.
Its virtually gutted from the theatrical cut.
There are little booger-traces where the editing surgery couldn't carve it all out, but mostly it's gone.

Tracks VERY closely with "Girl Most Likely" though doesn't it?

So, here's what I think happened.

I think Paul Feige auditioned the girls before he had the script, and asked them about their likes, and studied their work, and shoved stuff in for each of them to get them to come on board the movie.

He put the rom-com tear-jerker misfit stuff in to get Kristen Wiig.

He put the animated series Easter eggs for Melissa McCarthy (she's a fan).

For Kate McKinnon, he named Jillian Holtzman after both Jillian Anderson and agent Holtzman from X-Files, and had the Busters competing with (inept) government spook agents .

For Leslie Jones....Exorcist reference, and being a history buff, I guess.

But the biggest ingredients are animated series, and "Girl Most Likely".
And the X-Files thread is in there pretty deep too, I guess.
But mostly those first two.

Figuring this shit out just makes me love the flick even more.
From a writing perspective it's fascinating; and it paints Feige as even more of a sweetheart than I already thought he was.

Now, all of this could of course be coincidence....but it's a helluva cluster of coincidences.
No, I'd sooner believe Katie Dippold is a Professor X level telepath, and her word processor is her Cerebro than it be pure coincidence.

I think even if I haven't nailed it perfectly, I'm pretty damned close.


9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess you posting this means you don't live near Lewiston....

Diacanu said...


Nope, I'm not killed yet.
😉

B. D. said...

Ulp. Cripes. Well we haven't had one in Kansas yet but it's only a matter of time, huh?

That was me, BTW. Uh, doing this on my phone and I try to put a URL in "Name/URL" and it keeps saying "invalid URL"

Diacanu said...


They found him. His carcass was in the river the whole time.
One of the federal big-shot cops on one of the big shows was practically mocking our cops for dragging the river.
Nope, he was there.
Bet the dude doesn't apologize.

These fucking failures always have to hurt people first before ending themselves.
Why can't they just jump in the lake, and leave people the fuck alone?
Infuriating.

Hope you don't ever get one.
If you bowl, find all the fire exits.


Diacanu said...


Nope, now they're saying he shot himself in the head in a dumpster.

Diacanu said...



Nope, now they say they fond him in a trailer near where he worked.

Okay, here's how I think the moron reporters got this wrong the first two tries.

He was found in Lisbon Falls which is both the town, and the falls.
And they were dragging the river.
So, bam, found in river.

Next, he was found near his old job with a recycling place; recycling, trash, dumpster.

It'd be nice if we didn't have to play Chinese telephone for two tries before getting reality correct in this dumb kindergarten country.



B. D. said...

I guess I'm not a bowler but these turds could turn up anywhere.
I had no idea whether or not you'd ever mentioned Lewiston in any of your comments, like those posts where you showed all the places you used to find weird movies and comics.

Diacanu said...


Yeah, I don't think I talked about Lewiston here.
I definitely didn't go there for my photo tours.

Well, okay, here it is then.
Lewiston is a turd our tourist bureau desperately tries to polish for some weird fucking reason I've never solved.

Like, the NEWS would be all showing every arsonist landlord and pedophile being in Lewiston, but then the COMMERCIALS would be all "awww, lalalalaaa, Lewiston is lovely, come to Lewiston, lalalalaa, wheeee!".

One of these things is not like the other.

Could never figure out why they pimped Lewiston so hard.
Portland is our big city, and Old Orchard Beach is our tourist trap.

This latest shit obviously doesn't help Lewiston's image.
Although, there are sickies that are into true crime tourism; maybe people want to go to the murder bowling alley even more now.


Diacanu said...


Well...silver lining to the gun maniac; Maine and Moxie got a Colbert shout out... (starts at 6:40)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C__x_wuG8s8

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