Happy Black Friday again!

Last year.

Seriously though, what the fuck is wrong with you people?

Nothing in those shitty stores is worth camping out for.
Nothing.
If that meaningless junk is that valuable to you, you're truly dead inside, and nothing will fill the hole.
In fact, I predict the treasure you're obsessing over will be in the garbage in a couple years.
Five, tops.
One if it's a child's toy.