Friday, January 9, 2009

FU2: Mommy, may I diddle danger?

Johnny had been hanging into the back ridges of this occursed flying dragon with a death grip for what seemed like hours now.

Just at that moment he saw....


....a man in what appeared to be a Captain Hook costume falling from the sky. Keith heard a noise, and turned his head to see about a hundred yards away from the falling guy, what appeared to be....

....a red dragon like on a Chinese restaurant menu swooping towards him. Steve froze for a second, and then took to laughing again. He heard an exclamation below, and looked down to see....

...a man in a flannel shirt, jeans and workboots holding what appeared to be a mannequin head. The dragon snatched the laughing man in the pirate suit out of the air, and then turned and swooped towards the flannel shirt guy. Johnny hung on tighter to fight the surge of thrust.

Meanwhile, Lenny Sours was stuck in the traffic jam that had formed around the smashed purple robot, trying in vain to hold the rumbling gurgleing crap inside his lower intestine.

Meanwhile, Keith watched in horror as the dragon snatched the man in the pirate suit out of the air, and then turn to head straight for them.

Meanwhile, Jake Prong crunched on his ice, and decided to give Lenny 5 more minutes.

Meanwhile, Steve and Johnny watched helplessly as the dragon snatched the man holding the android head off the ground, and then swoop back up, turn back towards Johnny's burning donut shop that was a speck off in the distance, and about three hours dragon flight away.

Meanwhile, the wrecker had finally cleared the robot and decapitated android maid from the road, and started letting traffic through.

Meanwhile, the Green Mamba, having continued it's straight line descent into the sky had left the planet, and pierced the sun's corona, and without it's telefractal shields activated, it went up like a piece of flash paper.

Meanwhile, Lenny Sours pulled up to Chez Labelle.


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