Let's dissect his crummy song that rednecks practically want to be the national anthem.
If tomorrow all the things were gone
I worked for all my life
And I had to start again
With just my children and my wife
Put a pin in this.....
I thank my lucky stars
To be living here today
'Cause the flag still stands for freedom
And they can't take that away
Put a pin in this....
And I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died
Who gave that right to me
He supports Trump, who's a fucking draft dodger who called soldiers "losers".
So, whether "the man who died" means the generation of the American Revolution, the WWII generation, or the post-9/11 kiddies, it hardly matters; he spits in all their faces along with Trump.
So, yes, you forgot the man who died.
That alone destroys this stupid hollow lying song.
And I'd gladly stand up next to you
Get the fuck away from me, you creepy phony.
And defend Her still today
Not from Trump, you wouldn't.
From Mexican babies though!
Those Mexican babies sure are scary!
Need ICE squads for those Mexican babies.
They have the strength of 4 men you know.
'Cause there ain't no doubt
I love this land
Bull-fucking-shit you do.
Conservatives hate the actual country.
The actual country is a multi-racial democracy.
They've made it damned clear they prefer a white ethno-state under autocracy.
And long before Trump.
Rush always said the quiet part out loud.
Trump gave the fucker the Presidential Medal Of Freedom.
Greenwood thinks that's just super.
God Bless the U.S.A.
A God that would smile down on the pettiness and cruelty of the Republican party would be a cosmic madman.
The universe is not designed so poorly.
From the lakes of Minnesota
To the hills of Tennessee
Across the plains of Texas
From sea to shining sea
These place-names mean nothing.
He did a Canadian rendition of this with "find and replace".
The Canada one doesn't even fucking rhyme.
This is a lullaby for idiots made for cynical cash scrabbling.
He hates his own damned audience.
From Detroit down to Houston
And New York to L.A.
Get NY and LA out of your dirty lying fucking mouth.
Where's pride in every American heart
*Chortle*
And it's time we stand and say
Who's "we" Kemosabe?
(Chorus reprise)
(Chorus reprise)
Yeah, shut up.
Let's take the pins out of those beginning bits now....
If tomorrow all the things were gone
I worked for all my life
And I had to start again
With just my children and my wife
Like if you got ripped out of your home by ICE?
Oh, yeah, that'll never happen to your white ass.
Hey, maybe if you got your savings wiped out by Trump's tariffs!
Yeah, that might get you.
Well, the character in the song.
Greenwood will be fine.
Trump will see to that.
I thank my lucky stars
To be living here today
Yeah, with those homeless shelters typically run by the liberals whose ever-loving guts you fucking hate.
Yeah, yeah, something, something, bootstraps.
Greenwood's family will never be poor, and they'll never move into a neighborhood of his fans.
This is all empty drivel.
'Cause the flag still stands for freedom
And they can't take that away
Your preferred candidate is about to do his damnedest.
Fuck this shitty septic tank explosion of a song with a bazooka full of jelly dildos.
2 comments:
Are you ever going to do an Elon Musk rant or would that just be redundant at this point?
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/1griatu/im_kinda_speechless_so_im_just_going_to_leave/
Here's a bit of light in the news:
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/1gr6jew/as_the_picture_says_the_onion_has_purchased/
Oh, Richard Dawkins just kissed Elon's balls, so you know I've got a lot to say about that!
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