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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

"I Am Science!", Episode #1.

...with Dr. Logan W. Herbert.


"How do particles in the universe know where they are?".
-Steve.


You know how a can of beans has that big white gelatinous Queen Bean?

Well, the Higgs Boson is like that.
It's the Queen Bean of particles.
That's how other particles "know", where to be.
She tells them.
This is also why she's known as "the God particle".

And naturally, why she's so sought after by physicists.
You can just imagine the sort of nifty molecular tricks that could be done with a properly trained one.

Of course, we know what the Swiss will use it for.
Absinthe.

Science salutes you, Switzerland.

I am made of science.
Long live Jambi.

3 comments:

  1. Check out this guy for the Science Masters.
    It's in the back issues somewhere.
    http://amultiverse.com/

    Frankus

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  2. A Science Master at work!

    http://amultiverse.com/2011/03/07/enemy-zero/

    Frankus
    Blogger won't let me post with Google ID

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